Do you ever get turds that are so large and solid that your shit sessions are very painful as it tears up your asshole a little bit and then it starts bleeding? This has been happening more and more these past few months.
Am I the only one?
So guys
Noah Thompson
Isaiah Edwards
In what world does talking about this touchy subject matter seem acceptable on a business messaging board. It's absolutely fucking disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Tyler Lopez
>never gonna make it
Carter Barnes
I'm happy because I pooped at work twice today
Luke Young
t. shredded asshole from huge turds
Mason Stewart
That’s the most uncomfy shit (pun unintentional)
Only normalfags feet at ease at work
Adam Adams
It's on work hours though so in a way the most cucked thing is to shit at home when you don't get paid for it.
Cameron Edwards
Kek you're the guy who keeps complaining about people's spelling, aren't you?
Jackson Morris
Maybe fix your diet? Happens maybe once or twice per year for me when I eat crappy food. Never get any blood though.
Asher Morales
You have an anal fissure, user. If it starts to protrude like a roid you can tighten a rubber band around it (make it tighter everyday) until it falls of naturally. Otherwise the doc will just charge you up the ass (Kek) to cut it off himself.
Ayden Hughes
>Not getting paid to shit
Never, ever going to make it.
Aaron Russell
Drink more water.
Michael Hill
Literally butthurt over butthurt
John Phillips
Haven’t shit for 3 days last time my turd was bigger than a baseball tore my asshole apart, I am scared
Carter Edwards
> not wagecucking remotely
Y I K E S
Lincoln Garcia
use stool softener and eat more fiber user, you don't want anal fissures.
Evan Perry
How much opiates do you do? Might wanna slow down...
Mason Moore
Get a squaty potty you boomer fuck
Isaac Reyes
That's a hemorrhoid. You can't ligate a fistula. They need to be incised usually.
Brandon Ramirez
None but I do drink booze on a daily basis so it might have to do with dehydration as mentioned, I'll try drinking more water and eating more fruits for fibers.
Aiden Miller
>not pretending to shit at work for free break time then shitting later at home in comfort