It's like looking into the future isn't it NEETs? >No education >No skills >No job experience >Mommy finally kicks the bucket, leaving you with no money and nowhere to live at 40 years old >Have to suffer existence as a 40 year old delivery driver >Finally crack when you get tipped 89 cents for a delivery that takes an hour round trip >Literally having to pay money to work >Try and get revenge on the customer >Gets arrested
Something like this is the future for each and every NEET on this board. Keep lying to yourself about how great being a NEET is. It's hard to grasp the scope of the length of your life when you're 20. Make good decisions now, reap the rewards later
I don't tip at all on Uber eats but give 5 stars everytime that's more than enough
Jackson Long
>Assuming all NEETs live with their parents The absolute cope.
Parker Ward
>>Mommy finally kicks the bucket, leaving you with no money and nowhere to live at 40 years old I only need to work until my parents die and I inherit there money. It's a weird feeling cause I'm grateful for there help and don't actually want them to die.
Matthew Evans
I am Jack's salsa covered testicles.
Brody Baker
>NEET >job huh?
Jeremiah James
how does he still have their salsa if he already delivered the food and recieved the tip???
Charles Carter
so glad we dont tip in my country. fuck you if you expect tips or if you give tips to some professions and not to others (ever tip your bus driver?)
>isn't tipping landlady 22% for March >not treating boss to fancy lunch and a Rolex tomorrow They're not going to make it.
Matthew Robinson
Was gonna ask this.
Noah Martinez
It has to do with NEETs and you looking into your future
Luis Reyes
This true. Chances are you wont have the balls to off yourself at the age of 35 so you'll end up a very lonely depressed and dirt poor 40+ virgin working fast food or delivering pizzas. At some point you just gotta suck it up and find something to get into.
John Hill
And the earlier you do that the better off you'll be. Literally pick anything that interests you and just do it.
I started writing articles on medium a while ago because I like writing. The first week I did it I made $4.50. Now I make 800-1200/month just writing good articles from time to time.
Landon Thomas
>depending on boomers terrible idea. boomers didn't give a fuck about your future in the 60's what makes you think they give a fuck about you today? When boomers get old and cenile they have been known to do crazy shit like rewrite their wills so everything they own goes to the church or israel. you better watch out man. you need a plan B.
Angel Thompson
You sound very salty. Are you an orphan?
Isaiah Williams
>Pick anything and do it >writes on medium Boomer advice. Picking something to do is having a trajectory of 10-15 years down the line. Just doing anything that interests you is idiotic. Finding a place how that ((thing)) fits into a marketable idea is more telling
Caleb Long
No. This is self limiting bullshit. Pick anything that speaks to you, that you enjoy doing, and do it: Writing Crafting something Making music Design Art Making comics Illustration Editing videos Editing audio
Pick something up that you're passionate about, hone it until youre good or excellent at it, then you can worry about monetizing it.
Adrian Kelly
Interesting. It's like contrarian tipping. Tip people who are usually not tipped but avoid buying things in situations where tips are expected
So did the driver dip his balls into the salsa before or after getting the tip?
Zachary Sanchez
>doing illegal shit and posting it online why is this so fucking prevalent
Jack Jones
After, he went into the house and did it in front of the customer Why do you think he got caught
Asher Flores
Boomer cope
Isaac Rodriguez
You tip on the app when you pay (submit order). They see what the tip is at the start of the job when the order comes in.
Aaron Clark
>boomers didn't give a fuck about your future in the 60's what makes you think they give a fuck about you today? Yikes, I wonder how your family situation is?
Cameron Price
I've been thinking about this lately and this is actually the major flaw of capitalism that no one seems to notice, the fact that people can be psychologically abused and forced to make the market inefficient, therefor destroying the benefit of capitalism and capital. And it's not just being robbed of their tip money because popular culture and peer pressure forces them to do so, it's also stuff like advertising which essentially abuses psychological holes to push products that would literally never sell and have the companies who deserve to be bankrupt and to not exist actually become profitable and several times more competitive than those who do not employ marketing. In a way, that is essentially the definition of cancer - inefficient cell that shouldn't be there is draining all the money from the efficient ones by abusing a weakness in the system. This is also exactly what our modern society has become - mediocre and inefficient companies that have no idea what they're doing are dominating the market because they excel at marketing. Just think about it, Hitler's videos keep getting taken down from youtube because they're too good at influencing and people like Alex Jones are getting deplatformed for the exact same reason, yet ads and marketing, which are literally that but capitalized, are perfectly fine and encouraged to the extent that there's a massive circlejerk culture around them of people PROUDLY admitting how they're baiting dumb gullible people into being inefficient and handing over their capital for shit they never needed in the first place. The worst type of a dystopia isn't the one where everything is in ruins and everyone realizes that they're in one and tries to fix it, it's the one that no one actually realizes what's happening and is content with the dystopic status quo.
I imagine that for every pink wojak I see or sob story about how their parents disowned them a few years earlier they posted something like this
Lifetime plans can change in a matter of weeks, and life has a way of kicking you in the balls while you're already down.
Aiden Campbell
>neet posts starting again >market makers don't want people to get jobs >means bear market is ending and the shills don't want you to be able to participate in the coming bullrun
Based on the above, it's the right time to get a shit job for 5 months and put all your wagecuck tokens in crypto
isnt the whole (legit) reason for tips to address the good service, how does it make sense to tip before any service is completed
how about not depending on tips for your salary fucking burgers
Aiden Myers
Joke's on you I was never cool enough to be peer pressured into getting shitty ear hoop things (at least I assume that's what he has, those ears are tall holy shit) and don't even have a car to deliver food on :) I'll be more of a homeless on the beach type of fella
David Martinez
He literally assaults her and then gets recked how the fuck did white people conquer half the planet?
Jonathan Anderson
Disgusting she boon
Jack Ortiz
>retarded tipping culture Tip is based on service, how do you know what their service will be like before it's performed?
Bentley Cook
Are you a fucking idiot? (Yes, you are) He assaults a wagie out of entitlement he deserves a reaction, she wasn't even overly violent, he didn't let go
Ayden Fisher
Apparently, courtesy for tipping is just 20% of whatever the total price is. Retarded Americans paying for workers when the big boss CEO man should be. lol.
Nathaniel Flores
Except as a NEET you forget that our intellectual pursuits will make us at least 30 IQ points smarter than the average wagecuck, easily finding any job we want with $300k starting. Check mate, wagies
Aiden Flores
Don't destroy my only cope, pretty please...
Daniel Wood
she punched that faggot into submission. moral of the tale, don't put your hands on people you don't know, especially if you're a dweeb.
beaten by a girl on camera and uploaded forever on the internet. if that's not KYS-territory i don't know what is
Andrew Collins
>become financially independent and retire early NICE AGENDA YOU COMMIE JEW NIGGER I WONT BE FOOLED
the absolute state of nevergonnamakelets everyone
Hunter Morales
tipping is literal bluepilled söyboy trash. the sooner we get rid of it, and all of the worthless "humans" that rely on it the better
Connor Roberts
Shit, I kind of look like that guy and I'm a NEET AND 30. OP unironically made me think. Today is the day I will unfuck myself and take risks and get things done.
Joshua Torres
that guy definitely posts on /ck/
Brandon Garcia
Well that's fucking retarded.
Jeremiah Hill
The one fucking thing millenials could contribute to American culture is to knock this tipping shit off in the first place. It's an entitlement mentality because their employers want a bargain and the servers want to expect to get paid more than what they contract for. Black people already don't tip. When I was growing up (yeah, I know I'm old), 10% was expected, more if service was great and no one had a problem leaving a little shy of 10% if things weren't up to par. Now it's 15% for shitty service, 20% is expected, and it takes 25+% for someone to consider that they're getting paid what they think they're worth. As for drivers, same deal. Enter into a contract with your fucking employer that pays you to get shit delivered on time. If you don't, the customer complains and employers start to see that you're the fucking problem. I can't even fathom a fucking app that has you tip before you even know what the fucking service is going to be like. That's not a tip, that's a fucking perceived entitlement. Piss off.
Nathaniel Ross
Because it wasn't an assault, it was communication in the only language she's capable of understanding. No harm, no foul.
Angel Barnes
Take the Kaiji pill. Keep pushing no matter what. Your life is worthless only if you dont know how to gamble it
James Peterson
>it's the customers responsibility to have to top up skillless wagies shitty wage
fuck tipping culture completely, I never tip. I work as a carpenter no one tips me. why should a waiter/waitress earn the same as a skilled worker cause you know they fucking do some of them do anyway.
bartenders in new york can make upwards of $200k a year cause you retards give them money.. more than doctors do where i live in the UK.. fuck that nonsense.
How did he refrain from making his söylent grin in his mugshot? Its instinct for a bugman like this isn't it?
Jaxon Ross
Kek'd and nearly check'd
Jace Butler
If you have no skills and want to work and don't get a job in construction you're seriously making a bad move. Yeah its hard work but after 2 weeks its nothing and as long as you stay busy people will act like you're a great person and promote you regularly.
Chase Jackson
I wanted salsa, not guacamoles dip.
Zachary Wright
If tipping is removed and becomes an expense for the owners the price of the meal will just increase. There's no way of avoiding it.
Jayden Long
Not everyone who looks like that is a Basedboy.
Elijah Russell
Then why not price the food at 120%? What kind of faggotry is this ameritards?
Jayden Green
Enjoy your ball salsa
Hudson Long
Why give free money to someone who already gets paid?
Cameron Ward
If youre ball dipping salsa for Chipotle you have problems. It's not any more complicated than that
Nowadays they charge exorbitant "delivery fees" so i just drive and get it myself.
Alexander Bailey
It's funny when nonathletic blacks throw lots of fast, slappy jabs. Those dont do anything. If that dude hit her once it would crack her jaw and eye socket open
those first couple were actual punches and he felt them then the sloppy hammerfists were ineffective. i had hopes she'd cut an eyebrow or something. disappointing
Angel Ross
White men back then had really high levels of testosterone. Before (((they))) flooded the food supply and enviroment with estrogens.
Andrew Myers
How did he know in advance?
Gabriel Foster
Maybe she should've focused more on getting his order right.
The most underrated post on this stupid fucking board
Jordan Wright
but i learned to code
Grayson Ramirez
>getting mad >not just calling the cops and sueing the dude for assault
Zachary Bennett
>there
Aaron Perez
Even though my stories dont reach the news I've been super obnoxious to delivery wagie of all sorts, having many delivering to open areas and not my house. I proceed to high five them and then give them a tip about life, and then sing the wagie anthem (amazon) every time. Either they stand there like idiots thinking that they haven't already got their tip, or they leave out of embarrassment. One older boomer guy got mad though and tried to hit me.
Camden Edwards
Hey Retard! You should probably do something with you life. It sounds like you’re pretty stupid considering you can’t even use the proper their.
Samuel Smith
There are 80 year old neet rothschild sissy boys who live in their great great parent's mansion for decades.
Stop blaiming neets because they are poor and live with their parents. It's tiresome.
Hudson Nguyen
Looks like the dude started it.
Ethan Howard
I tip only cuz I used to deliver
Alexander Martin
Also no one tips in Europe and its even rude in Asia
Xavier Ortiz
fuck you got me, just dipped my balls in salsa
Jackson Evans
I tip but it's fucking stupid to tip at Sonic, its not fair to the actual workers who make the food
Mason Russell
>penis salsa tastes soooo good XDD
Liam Hernandez
I know rite, he hit on that palahniuk pretentiousness nerves very accurately
Parker Taylor
>pretending NEETs don't live with their parents nice cope