Stop slaving and start living. Join the NEETs and get a government house, benefits and a good graphics card for your pc. It's all you really need, life is too short. Hard work is a meme, for most of human history working was seen as something degrading but somehow in recent times the elites forced that idea that struggling and sacrificing your precious time was a noble thing to do. Trying to live up to the expectations of others is the problem here. NEETs define their own destiny one day at a time. We decide what games we will play and what we will watch. Yesterday I catalogued my hentai collection with consistent naming conventions and made a spreadsheet with a rating system and with tags. There is no way I could have done this if I was a wagie. The programming and social pressure is going to kill you. The only thing I worry about is earning enough good boy points with mum to get my salary and tendies etc. I earn points for just taking a shower sometimes but it still makes me feel good.
NEET LIFE GENERAL: Wagies welcome too
The karmic lesson of having no money is CREATE value.
The karmic lesson of working a job to create value is start your own business that creates value.
Being a neet doesn't mean you don't make money.
Neets are pathetic. I have more respect for camwhores, strippers and pornstars because at least they're making money and paying taxes.
Leeching off of taxpayers is the scummiest thing a human can do. I wish the government made neets do slave labor. Neets are entitled brats who use their social inadequacies as a crutch.
I do things around the house already. My mum makes me do things through the points system. I don't really consume much stuff so what is the problem. Besides, I am just not cut out for work and the things I am good at don't pay well - like video games, anime etc
>life is too short.
?>We decide what games we will play and what we will watch.
Yep, my mum gives me money, it's far better than working for money.
she's working for the money tho
Join us bro, you can be a NEET too
Meet going their own way
>be NEET
>have no skills
>got rich from meme coins
>continue living in parents basement and spamming pornography on worksafe boards
>never had a girlfriend but could buy any roastie whore I want
>never worked a day in my life
Nope, shes on benefits and her boyfriend buys stuff for me if I do the right act
Tfw Mcdonalds and about 20 other places turned down your application and your mum is making you apply for welfare.
Do i just embrace the NEET at this point?
G O Y you ain't generating any money to be taxed...
many such cases
Great job live the dream
Yeah I don't know my dad. My mum is chilled out and her current boyfriend is from the Carribbean so he is really cool about how I choose to live. I think they gave up on me long ago
You already know the answer
the older I get the more hostile I become towards this neet shit. if it takes getting a job to go and do fun stuff with your job money then you should go and get a job. simple. what good is going neet if all you do is sit inside and watch movies.
You aren't getting my cash, NEETs live tax free by law
unless you made a bunch of bitcoin fuck you money a job is money = fuel. you can now go and do things.
no job, no fun.
This is why you need to have hobbies and go on trips like shopping etc. The key to being a NEET is planning and sticking to the plan. If I am having mental health issues I can talk to a GP for free or come get advice on one of the boards. At the moment I feel like things are going really well and are under control so I want to help others and show people how good life is to inspire them a bit.
Literally me
I know people won‘t believe it but my dream as a kid was always to be a basementdwelling NEET that lives on the internet.
WAGIE WAGIEKEK
Nope, jobs are slavery.
Why? All the entertainment is free on the internet.
I could buy all the games movies I want but I pirate it all instead anyway.
My backlog is already so massive it would take decades to finish it and I didnt pay a cent for any of it.
why would I want to travel? I already live in a first world country
why would I travel to some shithole?
what else is there to spend money on?
Alcohol? Thats for braindead depressed cucks.
Roasties?
Porn is free you dingus
in your case I would not put you in that catagory
if you are actively dealing with your problems
and moving forward in life.
that's good
kek sorry i judged maybe too soon.
living as a neet is unhealthy and the opposite of what you describe here. Neet hide away and not deal with the worlds.
'entertainment' is slavery
neets are plant people
So explain why I need a job?
Why would I waste my time for some kike when I can sit in my NEETcave and play videogames?
>neets are plant people
and wagecucks are SLAVES, Serfs, the lowest caste, mindless drones
>karmic lesson
fuck off pajeet
Do you genuinely believe playing a racing game is as fun as actually racing a car? is a nature documentary equal to being in nature? what about porn?
>I can sit in my NEETcave and play videogames?
you can watch youtube in 360p too, but why would you do that?
It's ok man, we all take our own journey. It just so happens that this one suits me and is completely fulfilling. Wagie life is not for me, besides I have my mother etc to sort that out. A few months back I setup auto porn downloads in 4k via RSS feeds, my life is orderly and fun
>playing a racing game is as fun as actually racing a car?
Yes, it is actually better than the real thing because its FREE
>is a nature documentary equal to being in nature?
Why would I need to pay money to go to the woods?
And yes 4k documentary of nature is better than the real thing.
>what about porn?
What about it?
It caters to all my fetishes so why would I buy the cow if I can have the Milk for free?
>go on trips like shopping
Lol that’s sad
>so why would I buy the cow if I can have the Milk for free?
you are not getting the milk, only an image of milk. a jpeg of the life you want.
I‘m fine with that.
I'm not
Then go to fucking work you wagecuck serf.
I did this very morning and now I'm free to do whatever
how does that make me a wagecuck serf?
This is an interesting question that I will examine on Friday afternoon before my 48 hour weekend gaming extravaganza starts
Ok so you get that NEET feeling right? The calm of having free time? Sounds like you are half way there already
If you're a NEET it doesn't mean you're a failure. I know defense contractors who were NEETs (literally lived on welfare) before starting their own business.
You have to sell your lifetime
That aint coming back bucko
If I had to change one major thing in my life it would probably be that I would like my mum to get a proper job that pays well. She went away with her boyfriend in December and I invited over a hooker from the internet with some neetbux I saved up from mum (it cost 120). I would like to be able to do this more often so I can feel like I have a relationship. Also I have asked my mum's boyfriend to let me go to the Carribbean to visit his family but I am not sure if they have good enough internet or mobile data.
Can't fail if you don't try. Also, who defines what is success and failure. This is up to YOU. Do you know how it feels to always be well rested and not have to worry about clothing and all this pointless bullshit. Mr shekelstein will never tell me when to wake up or fire me. Even if my mother dies somehow, I will inherit what she has and keep NEETing, I cannot be stopped
when i was a neet I was not calm at all
depressed maybe.
if you go do stuff with your time
work with interesting people
learn new skills
maybe then you can find a state of flow, where you are actively engaged in life. feel like you are moving forward
or whatever. difficult to put in words.
but if that meaning is not there, and all your time is wrapped up in entertainment, you will not find that calm ever no matter how much relax time you give yourself. I think for most neets 'entertainment' is there to distract yourself from that not-calm depression feeling
i guess neet is the word you use to describe those who go from living on welfare to living on welfare permanently. those who drop out completely. hikki life
neets don't value their time
your time doesn't matter anyway, no one cares about you unless you give something back to others, no matter how you put it. You're no better than a NEET
And as NEETS we can choose to spend our time in whatever pursuits we want like learning about the natural sciences, fixing cars, shitposting, or anything else we want because we're not constrained by society's rules
I've had exploration experiences in games that are far better than anything I can have in real life. Probably the only negative experience I have is occasionally getting banned by mods for language and the way I express myself. I really do feel fine and comfy, I am achieving exactly in line with expectations. The best part is my family are supportive. Perhaps your NEET experience was ruined by pressure from others and not enough interesting hobbies. There are tonnes of games that can fill your time and expand your horizons. I guess I am just a glass half full kind of guy and a bit of a self starter when it comes to this
I have researched all kinds of things and am heavily into biology about ants, sun spots and weather and Jewish history.
Ok NEETs I've got your final gem of 2018 here called TrueChain (TRUE)
It's currently on Forkdelta, OKEx, and bithump. Forkdelta seems to have the lowest daily volume (usually around 45k-80k USD) and OKEx USUALLY has a daily volume from 9million USD to 10million USD . Ok ? Still with me virgins? This is your chance to arbitage. Don't even fucking try if you have less than 2 or 3 ethereum because it'll take your FOREVER...still worth it but if you're that much of a poorfag this will be a lot slower for you. Alright - the price differences (youll have to check your self) CURRENTLY on fork delta is 0.000887ETH and on OKEx currently sitting at 0.001749ETH/TRUE
Can you do that math, or do I need to google "ETH TO USD calculate" and do it for you? Doesn't take a genius. Of course you can DYOR and actually HODL this shit but when I saw the volume differences, and putting two and two together I jumped straight into this shit.
The exchange links can be found below
forkdelta.app
For old metamask users above
for new (beta) metamask users below
beta.forkdelta.app
and OKex you can find for your self easily
Better thank me for this Jow Forums because I didn't have to share this information enjoy the rest of your 2019
These are the shills I live for. Bought 10k.
You will never make it
Literally free money...
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Only sub 60 IQ pajeets will sleep on this
There is a reason you're poor kek
Thank you based user
Already have. In the future work will be seen as the slavery it really is and smart people will all live like me. It's really catching on in the UK and the country is like a magnet for NEETs all over the world who just want some comfy benefits and a good life
Using a different IP to bump your fail spam? Pajeet you need to stop
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Thanks for the bags just flipped .6btc profit ezpz
Unironically just dropped 3 eth kek
Are you a newfag or something? VMs and changing up ranges will not work for Jow Forums. Are you actually retarded? Not surprised from a thread full of adult children being taken care of by their parents KEK
Err I take it the sell Walls will be gone within the hour. Thanks for the early tip OwO
This.
No one tell him. Hes new.
Dan easiest eth I've ever made. Bless your cotton socks lad
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Kek look at the brainlet who cant afford anything. Consider moving out from your parents. LMAO
Good find
Being a neet is a way of life
Unironically the easiest gains ive ever made
Wish I knew about this a week ago. Still good arbtriage though.
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GREAT WORK MODS.
Based
Unironically the best option on this board
True but the kyc will stop most of you
>I wish the government made neets do slave labor
But that's exactly what a wagie is.
REMINDER
BIG REMINDER
BIG SUPER DUPER REMINDER
I have a fucking degree capable of giving me high 5 digit annuals and, instead, you're describing my goddamn life.
How the hell have you come to accept yourself like this? I am bored, unchallenged, and Not Doing Ok up top.
COOL FUCKING STORY
HOW, ASSHOLE?!
Post a goddamn /lit/ guide or something, not this Pie In The Sky, People Are Too Retarded To Into Business
t. rejected by his 5th company in a month today
In the EU the difference between neet on welfare and wagie is 120 euro. After you factor in tax, travel and lunch costs it's the same. Like the market people are just making rational choices. t neet with 2 degrees.
what skill is more important to get out of NEET kingdom?:
salesmanship
investing
programming (software development)
entertainment
persuasion
Marketing.
I will not be your slave sorry
We aren’t all pretty boys. You have no idea what being ugly is like
the government makes normies do slave labor via taxation and theft. If i worked 100k a year at a 50k tax rate and could retire at 500k then I have to work 5 years for the government essentially
Fucking based
this is how i see you fren. winning and going super saiyan in life
Shills like this hardly exist anymore. Feels like 2016.
I would love to be a NEET you guys but still none of you have given a good explanation of how to go about getting the MONEY
Living with your parents is bound to be a depression fest once you turn 30 and you're a drain on your parents who now can't really retire and you still haven't made any accomplishments
What government programs can I sign up for so I can just watch my crypto gains grow? I don't think they're as easy to sign up for as people let on
Neet life is too boring for me. I'm too active in real life, I don't spend all my time on the internet. Back when I was a teenager I could've spent all day and night in the internet but now I get bored too quickly. I play video games for an hour and have to stop. I still need some money flowing in to do my hobbies because spending all day on the internet doesn't cut it anymore.
My government job has a program aimed at retirees where for a decrease in salary you can work less days a week. So I am seriously considering cutting my paycheck in half and only working Tuesday Wednesday Thursday, and having a 4 day weekend every weekend. Id still be making about 30k a year so after taxes that's 400 a week which isn't half bad.
Talk me out of this boyos.
just lol @ wagie cope.
Wages kek
execute all NEETs desu
WAAAAAAAAAAGGGIIEEEEEEE
*yawn*
based. Copywriting is ok?
>high paying job
>working full time
>girlfriend with big tits
>car
>house
>lifting 5 times a week
>strong and big
>dream job
>"good" future
>2 months nofap
More fucking depressed than ever before
I miss being a semi-incel NEET
I miss my part time fast food job
I miss doing drugs and having fun
My girlfriend never shuts up. I dont want to hear her loud mouth talking, i just want to fuck her.
women are better in porn videos
I want to ride my bike and watch the sunset and smoke weed
I hate having 100 responsibilities, and i hate the fact my workplace can drug test me
I miss playing counter strike every day
I miss getting high with friends
Am i wasting my life?
Sounds to me like you only appear to have grown up but you haven't actually grown up. You're previous lifestyle sounds quite degenerate desu. I have most of the things you have now (including the gf who doesn't stfu) but I still ride my bike and smoke weed even tho she bitches about that. Fuck it i do what u want.
But, you do have to grow up. Also at least for me, video games got super boring. I can't play counterstrike for longer than an hour at a time before I shut it off out of boredom.
I dont really miss the videogames at all
the drugs i miss because they gave me something to look forward to, a reason to meet up with friends, and i just like weed/psychedelic stuff in general