Top 5 moments in my life:

Top 5 moments in my life:

1. First child was born
2. Second child was born
3. CSW liked my Tweet
4. Finished my PhD
5. Divorced my wife

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I can see why your wife divorced you

A Japanese tranny pornstar liked my tweet when I wished her a happy birthday, that felt pretty good.

What a boring life you must've had if those were your top 5 most memorable moments

My life has been nothing but shit so far, but the best moment was the only time I kissed a girl.

1. going to waterpark as a kid with family
2. being raped in elementary school
3. winning science fair
4. getting degree
5. becoming mortally ill

1. Mommy gave up on veggies and started giving me only tendies
2. First day after I dropped out of school
3. Day I got quints on Jow Forums
4. The first time someone reposted one of my memes
5. The second time someone reposted one of my memes

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Can I be the third guy?

user as someone who recently had their first child and am really happy with my child but want to murder my wife sometimes, what advice can you give me?

>5. becoming mortally ill
are you okay
Get the passport ready

Wait until the kid is 3 yo and then divorce. 50/50 custody and all that..

That's interesting I wasn't aware of that. I like to think if I divorced my wife she's reasonable enough that she'd hang around and still raise the kid with me but I guess when push comes to shove you really never know with a woman. I know I'm going to get ass reamed because I'm the sole provider financially & also I used all my savings to buy us a house which I guess I wouldn't get to keep if she stuck around, and that hurts because that took me 14 years to save for. Probably my biggest two factors keeping me from pulling the trigger are (1) wanting to raise my kid and (2) not wanting to be perpetually poor.

If I did it I'd need to ensure at least 50/50 custody & probably go find a rich new woman who doesn't want kids to marry (or is content just being a parent to my current one).

FML women are honestly demons.

dont divorce you degenerate. why give your kid such a messy upbringing. work your issues out with your wife.

I divorced because one day my wife decided that she was poly and started demanding an open marriage. I thought about it for many months but eventually decided that I didn't want to be in that kind of relationship

Mirin

1.) Day my gf told me it's ok she likes it rough (after I finished and started apologizing bc she was crying)
2.) Getting promoted to accounting manager and firing a guy I didnt like cuz he always beats me in the fantasy league and fuck that guy I got permission to hire someone new. I hired an Asian chick who covers her mouth when she laughs and told me she's a little afraid of me
3.) Convinced ex gf to get abortion, dumped her the next week. seeing her face
4.) Secret affair with gf's underage sister
5.) Bench goal achieved repping 315 3x

The absolute fucking state of christcucks.

This is code for she already cheated on you

I hope that's what she told her lawyer too.

This, unless
this

She did. This was after the second time she was caught. I could maybe be ok with open marriage where it's ok to fuck other people while on business trips or something but she wanted to actually date some other guy. I just couldn't bring myself to being in such relationship. Also the fact that she was a fucking liar. Fuck her. Broke my heart to not being able to give my kids a normal family but everything is good now

>Buying my dog
>Smashing my first Roastie
>My three year bender
>making it in crypto
>being unemployed

I don't R8 sex stuff so how but I guess the first time a girl asked me to piss on her face would be in my top 20 :)

kek

fpbp
bet she took his BTC and BCH so now he has to settle for BSV

What do you think is worse having a child grow up with divorced parents who are happy and loving around them all the time or having a child grow up with parents constantly at each others throats and miserable and tired all the time? Serious question.