Top 5 moments in my life:
1. First child was born
2. Second child was born
3. CSW liked my Tweet
4. Finished my PhD
5. Divorced my wife
Top 5 moments in my life:
Evan Fisher
Levi Bell
I can see why your wife divorced you
Eli Cook
A Japanese tranny pornstar liked my tweet when I wished her a happy birthday, that felt pretty good.
Joshua Green
What a boring life you must've had if those were your top 5 most memorable moments
Ryan Hughes
My life has been nothing but shit so far, but the best moment was the only time I kissed a girl.
Elijah Jackson
1. going to waterpark as a kid with family
2. being raped in elementary school
3. winning science fair
4. getting degree
5. becoming mortally ill
Hunter Morales
1. Mommy gave up on veggies and started giving me only tendies
2. First day after I dropped out of school
3. Day I got quints on Jow Forums
4. The first time someone reposted one of my memes
5. The second time someone reposted one of my memes
Jack Young
Can I be the third guy?
Ian Hall
user as someone who recently had their first child and am really happy with my child but want to murder my wife sometimes, what advice can you give me?
Chase Rodriguez
>5. becoming mortally ill
are you okay
Get the passport ready