/smg/ - Stock Market General

batman pls save the stock market edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Prigidiggly on SMG:

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Other urls found in this thread:

stocktwits.com/Bullish_Bull
youtube.com/watch?v=9K7rmxjk5RQ
twitter.com/AnonBabble

First for NVAX!

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PLEASE BATMAN

Justed

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Batman is selling all his gold to save it, so calm down.

just bought some AMD calls
shorties are toast!

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Also gold and oil seem to have a inverse relationship today, nice oppertunity

Short Gold, Short Oil

Just bought some sqqq calls ww3 just around the corner boys

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But, but, but, the old thread hadn't gotten to the bottom of page 15 yet! TOO EARLY

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I can't believe AMD is so low, it just doesn't make sense.

it's just down with the rest of the market

Didn't they just like...
Super Ultra Mega The Fuck Crash?

>JCP flirting with around the $1.50 mark

Just start the sell off already.

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I hope you're right, I'm already down on my calls :/

NVAX is going to recover! Cheer it on!
Please.

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Nope, busy exercising my option.

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sugar just dumped, oil following in a minute

Hoping Poos and Pakis start slinging missiles.

Push LMT to the moon

green on Kraft and monster

PRTY halloween sales thesis failed

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sounds like the right idea desu
lotta money coming out of the market rn since about 8 this morning

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It may get back to 1.30 by end of the year

Nuuuuuu GPRO
Me had been planning on shorting it yesterday
But chickens out

Me will forever remember that as biggest failure in trading
When me had finger on GPRO short and didn't pull trigger ;_;

Yaya KHC !!!!

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TLT crashing with no survivors, the money getting pumped directly into SPY veins

The ride is starting

Are you bullcucks ready to weep

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shut up bitch

hurts just a little

hurts just a lot

lets go NVAX

280 calls look good.

I really just needed them to wait one more month before announcing these results

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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Hello sirs, i would have like to make you of money sirs

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BIBI NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Send him to Palestine

I've been accumulating dividend ETFs and am excited for the March payouts; just hope they are in line with the past and not disappointing with the likes of KHC shitting the bed. Want to add some monthly payers next.

stocktwits.com/Bullish_Bull

This delusional MNGA buyer invested 75k pre RS at .32 cents

The stock was $6 post RS

MNGA is now worth .50 cents

LOL

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Looks like we’re extending to 282+

290 next month
300 by april

>He bought KDP after Heinz tanked

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damn my hours are fucked up... i really wanna sleep but i have this gold put that might fuck me over end-of-day. Worst is over now for sure, green day ahead.

the only monthly payer i have is Realty Income (O) and its a fantastic company. The issue is that monthly payers dividends are not qualified and are taxed at income levels.

>that pic
ugh my head..

The thing is that I can see where he's coming from. It's easy to find the positives the company has going for it if you want to. Looking back now the drop makes perfect sense. He just needs to accept that what's done is done.

how to I short society?

Anyone that read their financials could see that disaster coming a mile away. These magnefrauds think changer the thicker symbol is going to make people forget what lying, deceiving conmen they are lol. R/S after that fat pig Mahoney said no R/S for 6 months, then 2 seeks after R/S DILUTION. I mean come on, time to stop being delusional.

This is really amazing watching the battle between the support and resistance

I need to look into this more, but there are funds like ETO that seem to receive favorable tax treatment on their distributions. The prospectus on either that one of a similar fund said it might not be determined until the end of the year.

My RKDA calls are MOOOONING
life is good

I'm surprised there aren't more pink wojaks after nvax today, I figured there'd be tons of /SMG/ getting fucked by it

today am very intense
batman has saved us like 12 dozen times

if 279.20 can break we will moon

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I sold my NVAX at a gain before the crash, but I really want them to do better again! It was my first stock, I'm sad to see it hurting like this...

Fight, NVAX! Fight!!

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youtube.com/watch?v=9K7rmxjk5RQ
An Hero'd I reckon'd
The Tripfags and namefags always hide their faces when they fall short

JUST MOON YOU STUPID POS MARKET REEEE

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>NVAX
holy shit lmao, at least I only put like $40 on it. This is actually my first time experiencing a tank

I might as well keep what I have, I want to see them do better.

Bagholder was right. No one wants to own these Gold rocks above 1300
Wheres the orange juice etf

I’d drop the bags and move on, biotech and Pharma is like gambling you either win big or crash and just like gambling when you crash you move on otherwise you’ll be hodling for 2 years before anything else good comes out of it
NVAX is dead

this crypto currrency board
the people who like gambling on biofarm is mostly in crypto heree

the rest got so burned on crypto they no want touch BS like biopharm stocks

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Bro look at their goddamn product line and read between the fucking lines.

>did not meet goal of prevention
>demonstrated efficacy preventing RSV hospitalization

This vax will not die, it will be tweaked until they Get It Fucking Right, and they're the only ones I'm aware of working on this. You don't just quit against baby murdering respiratory viruses at STAGE FUCKING 3.

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Tf is GoldmanBots problem. Just pump

Blech, I have to hold on to the stocks until the 15th for the calls I wrote. Feels fucking terrible

seriously
SPY wants 281 already

Alright, I got my $13. I guess $27 isn't much of a loss even for a wagecuck like me. I spend hundreds at the casinos.

theyre waiting until after lunch to flip on the switch.
Its Taco Thursday so theyll come back in a good mood

if the downside is too much you can just buy the options back and sell your stock.

That's the spirit! Cheer up, NVAX! You're gonna make it. We all are.

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upwk

That NVAX crash was brutal, BUT if you've read the news on their RSV vaccine it's the first vaccine to prevent the secondary effects of RSV despite not hitting their main target goal, also the vaccine is most effective in the first 33 weeks of pregnancy, so that's a major improvement. Also, they have Nano Flu in the pipeline, which is big since it can hold 4 flu strains compared to the 2 in egg based flu vaccines, and it's not made from eggs so people that are allergic can get get vaccinated.

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dollar is going up stronk senpai
i wouldnt worry about it too much

This market fucking sucks

>This market fucking sucks

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is it a good idea to dump money on nvax rn?

>hhgregg
this company looks like they just smashed randomly their keyboard to come up with a name

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ANOTHER failed 279.20 breakout
why market why

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why on earth would that even seem like a good idea?

like i was saying last thread, theres a ton of money in both directions at this level. were gonna be here until all the bets are in. MMs are making fucking bank

It’s fucking impossible to make money in god market. Even on volatility. It’s like you have to go all in with no stop loss. Do or die. All or nothing

wats god market?
also, yes

DUDE WEED

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down 1k on the day
feel like shit and wouldn't mind dying

>god market
what did he mean by this?

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Sorry. This market. Phoneposting from work

I'm buying gold and buying oil though

Well fuck you!

Reminder these guys have 50 years of experience in this exact market, are stage 1 Ebola vaxx, and the DURR BAD RSV vaxx only failed immunity, but succeeded in lowering deaths and hospitalizations.

It's a hold, even a buy at the bottom, but it will be a LONG hold.

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BULLISH AMC CALLS

Why the FUCK is KHC going up? I thought it was unhealthy boomer shit>

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short covering

what kind of money are they going to make off an ebola vaccine. that shit only effects sub saharan niggers and they don't have money to pay for it.

>what kind of money are they going to make off an ebola vaccine

Noooo, leave our beloved Ebolachan alone

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when the FUCK is the market going to crash?

sales werent the issue for its drop...

Because it's oversold, just like KO. All you people can think is muh boomers, but stockholders panicking doesn't change the fact that these are huge companies.
Something tells me you shorted the bottom.

LCI is ded 4ever

after MMs deal with all the orders everyone has in this area

Why does it matter if they pay for it or a humanitarian aid organisation?

did anyone actually believe that shit was ever gonna see midteens ever again?

Tell MM to HURRY the FUCK UP

then get IBM to hurry the fug up andd build em a quantum computer already

I invested 5000 in ALTRIA why the FUCK did I FUCKING do that Im so FUCKING STUPID FUCK me

DAMN IT

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