>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
me am of beaver he has aspects of Sisyphus, never resting because he always building dam. but he stakeboard am counter part of Ixion, chained to wheel that am perpetially moving.
those are aspects of trader me identify deeply with
>Please capture... >An impact statement is a 3-4 sentence summary of your high-level contribution to strategic objectives/goals and company culture. Think about your greatest accomplishments of the past year. What value did you bring to your work, your function, your team, and to the company? Where applicable, site metrics.
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Noah Carter
seriously, if i hit even 7 percent+ i put in a stop loss to make sure i don't lose it until the new average becomes clear.
Nah he's right just average down on the OTM call options that expire tomorrow. What's the worst thing that could happen?
Ian Morris
not necessarily TSLA related
Justin Morris
am i going to hell if i put all my money into coca cola and altria?
Ethan Hernandez
enjoy
Justin Torres
It's bear time baby
Evan James
well i guess at least they werent ITM
Thomas Phillips
DONT BUY TSLA I have been trading TSLA religiously for the past year and I can guarantee you that buying now will not be beneficial. Elon hates people that short his stock and this is another one of his stunts to pump and dump TSLA to hurt them. Screencap this. You've been warned.
Jayden Harris
hi I'm elon musk here the announcement will be a massive investment in cannabis companies and its now legal to smoke weed in self driving cars
thank you also first 10 people to tweet them smoking weed get a free tesla bye
Josiah Morgan
no god h8s third-worlders this much should be obvious
>Implying that you can't pay off things like that with your 20 billion dollars >Implying that they'd arrest of the greatest minds in tech today
Jose Torres
Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .1%, no time to trade today but for once I'm glad. Looking at today's chart I see a couple points where I probably would have botched it. My CAG, KO, n EAT are still doing work. GRATATATA
anyone have a feeling that the China trade talks are going to collapse? it wouldn't surprise me if they told Un to collapse the meeting for a pre-emptive fuck you, I would be shocked if they weren't in Kim's ear.
Grayson Ortiz
it's almost guaranteed
Nathan Ross
No. I think Trump will seal a deal to protect his next election chances.
Wyatt Rodriguez
>Implying that you can't pay off things like that with your 20 billion dollars u wot? elon doesnt have that kind of dosh. and most of wall st wants him strung up from a lamppost for that last scandal
>Implying that they'd arrest of the greatest minds in tech today ?!?? the guy didnt make anything tho i guess he makes decent batteries, but thats it desu
that sounds like EXACTLY the kind of guy id arrest if i was trying to make a name for myself
Ian Diaz
looking forward to it, i didn't buy enough during december
Adrian Jackson
The market has trade deals 100% priced in. SPY will hit 200 when they fail
Jaxson Carter
How can you post on Jow Forums for such a long time and still manage to type out this mangled mess? Fucking kneepad nigger
Charles Lopez
Is that a /co/ version of The Aleph? Gib link pls I still own GPRO
If it's not a nothing burger or a to be continued type of deal, highly likely.
Henry Moore
i can already hear the unanimous cry of "DDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
>china deal fails >war declared >massive gopro sales for soldier helmet cams >gpro spikes to $30 based
Easton Carter
Good luck babe
Noah Walker
What was the story with Lil' Kim? From my understanding Trump asked some dictator to give up the nukes and to hold free and fair democratic elections, but he politely declined. Are we going to deliver some American Democracy to the Norks and then just use the Korean Peninsula as a launder for all the American tariffs on Chinese goods?
Hudson King
>nuclear war happens between Pakistan and India >strap GPROs to the missile >live stream combat on twitch for donations with GPRO >ISIS attacks with GPRO helmets on their suicide bombers so they constantly need more GPRO $69 EOY
Carson Miller
what if he escapes into the tunnels and launches to his moon colony and declares it an independent nation and threatens the world with space lasers and astroids
Michael Torres
Lil Kim said he would give up certain nukes for the removal of certain sanctions Trump said "lmao no" and left truly the master of the deal
Elijah Williams
if I had to guess, Kim was hard line on Trump preemptively dropping a number of sanctions on NK and didn't get it so he walked, seemed like he didn't give a shit about this meeting
