/smg/ - Stock Market General

*schlop schlop schlop* edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

S....M.....G:

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First for GIS

bosting in dubs threda

how dare you you fucking female
also watch this video plox, I enjoyed it

youtube.com/watch?v=BkhNED3-mnI

Are there any market-related podcasts worth listening to?

QUICK
EVERYONE BUMP ALL 3 /SMG/ THREDAS AT ONCE

/SMG/HAD NAO
ALLAHU ACKBAR™

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Would someone care to redpill me on NVAX? Why'd it fall off a cliff today? Would it be worth buying once I sell GALT?

w-when is it gonna crash

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2020 when 5 year amortization period for 2015 happens

Can you believe this shit? No bad news, nothin.

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you URINED it

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*coughs*
pls buy my rocks sirs

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elaboate

timing is errytang

Watching The Gap pop 25% after hours makes me think the market is rigged for retail investors being unable to trade after hours

if there's no bad news, it'll go back up eventually
just be patient

t-TSLA's gonna moon tmrw, right?

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D:
no one am shocked by the OP

why would anyone whana watch this video >_>? it horribly

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how is it horrible

Checked quadrouple-o-7

Smg confirmed lit for friday

Tomorrow I'm going to make the same mistake with imgn that I made with nvax and nobody can stop me!

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How do I come back from a 50% loss?

I know its just depressin me as fuck
It's eaten this entire month's gains.

Don't you think they will prop it up the same way as before with fake ratings and mixing them into different bundles? Surely they can keep it inflated a bit longer then faggots like us can afford to hold our shorts.

Invest in LCI or Galt.

Double down

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Told you guys to buy it yesterday. Wasn’t lucky enough to get any today, buy the dip tomorrow. Good day trade.
Risky to hold over weekend, its oversold on bad news but is cash positive.

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nio rebounding after market

all in tomorrow or you missing the boat for good

I liked your video, Penny. Please share more when you can.

I was thinking of snagging it in the mid 8s. It's overbought and due for course correction.

Just bought vfiax bois we doing this?

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Drug results didn't turn out as hoped. Drug still good just not as effective as they hoped. Still the drug does work. Also got another drug in the works as well. So your getting 2x chance at Mega Profit with NVAX. The market has handed you a gift today. Jump on it!

wont be any 8s going back to 10+ tomorrow

So with FB talking about Facebook coin I'm thinking about playing this like it's a less volatile KodakCoin. Buy some stocks, sell at the announcement and buy some puts from the top. Thoughts?

predictions for when they report next week?

Thanks for the info. Will do some DD tonight but I am certainly interested. Are there any important upcoming events I should be aware of?

Nah. Markets not in the mood for that. Nio's on the rise from trade talks with the rest of the chink stuff. I'm thinking mid 8s next week and then back up to 10s eow.

/smg/-U ACKBAR

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because it loud and ugly with alot of annoying noise and everyone dies in the end

>trading while masutrbating
why havent I thought of this?

probably not going to go anywhere because fucking 2 stocks in a row i invested in that beat earnings out the water didnt move anywhere/dropped even

its probably going back to 10 then its going to drop off back to 8 on the 12th because 6month lock up is over with the guys that invested pre ipo and they are going to cash out

V T S A X

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>facebook coin
Facebook is making crypto? Forget puts fucking buy that coin. Boomers will finally have a entrance into crypto.

the animation is part of what makes it unique, you plen
also, I thought you would be a fan of the "and everyone dies in the end" part

I am much more open to risk when whacking off followed by shame and regret.

Sounds like a possible new strategy.

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That's a fair point. I've avoided crypto for a while minus some small bitcoin holdings but this might be interesting.

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All of my worst purchases/sales I've made while in the middle of cardio.

an electric car company that isn't yet making money, I think the earnings will be ugly but momentum behind Chinese stocks may keep it relatively flat

not profitable but will beat expected earnings

let it rally as much as possible and put in stop loss once i see that shit goes down even 1 cent. it will fall like dominoes, especially the closer we get to the reg d sell off period

depending on how much tension there is on trading day me masturbate atleast once, to 4 times

usually after a loss or when price straddles me exit / stop loss for extended period of time is when decide to just ignore market and touch self until phone chimes

last tuesday me bed was soaking wet, didnt even realize how nasty it was until bed time, layed downed and was like WTF HOW AM MY BED SO WET DID ME REALLY DO THIS kek

am thinking about getting egg vibrator desu, but kinda think anime makes them look more pleasurable than they actually are

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ya nice strategy I think I'm gonna buy it

bad post to be honest, that sounds smelly

no spoilies I sometimes have a quick jerk while daytradie too

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I'm going to buy all the random pharma shit pendyboy shills for lolz
Waiting for lower GALT

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Feels like a Monday kinda situation.

Some tutes got in Galt and might try to keep it above 5. Now isn't too bad of a time to get in it imo, my dude.

dammit i cant find the /smg/had pic i made the other day
the one with big5 in it
also bost smg faces so i can re-make it

literally that opening scene from wolf of wall st

also, you should rewire one of those remote camwhore vibes and reprogram it so it only works when ur getting gains. then deprive yourself at all other times. could very well make you the ultimate trader of all time and/or a sociopath

70 eoy

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if you're going to buy stuff I shill, then buy into VTGN before it fills the gap from the offering

>he didnt buy NIO

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What’s going parabolic when they announce a deal with China?

pdd
bili
nio
huya
bzun
iq
maybe baba

im missing some for sure

possible BOJ in the house tonight. watching the minute candles on the nikkei for a confirmation. 1 bullflag set and if it pops up its confirmation

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futures are GWEEN

It's already priced in brother.
t. Holding Baba since 152 and Nio since 8.3
Still deciding whether to sell tomorrow.
Baba keep failing to break 185, I think it's time to sell.

Some small cap ching chong that a day trader I follow on stocktwits is watching
TMSR $PLAG $CCCL $CLDC $CREG $NCTY $ZKIN $CPHI $CCIH $UXIN

based
they said the 5th
based ish
we might get surprised

SQQQ

>Baba keep failing to break 185, I think it's time to sell.
>selling AMZN at 185
bro

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ETFs are good choices for long term investing right?
I put 1,25k in an MSCI world ETF and 1,25k in an ETF of Euro food/beverage conpanies (since the world population and therefore food consumption is rising)
I'll probably put in ~10k more soon, are those two ETFs fine or should I diversify further? If so, in what?

hold baba the markets are down past few days. things gotta settle

not touching chinese penny stocks
tired of penny stocks all together tbqfh

Animal spirits, market foolery, masters in business

There are only two things that can happen to BABA
>They reach the size of AMZN but with an even larger market
>They're bought by AMZN
Either way you're rich.

>msci world
worse than Sp500

>euro food and beverage
Theres no way this etf doesnt suck hardcore

>Now leaving: Return to Normal

>Next Stop: Fear

>Please enjoy the ride

It definitely makes a lot of trading opportunities unavailable. Oh well

You make it sound like I won't just rebuy more later.. after it goes down...
Again i don't know for sure, it's a gamble.
I'm up 20.37%, and that's a good gain by any standard so

100% gain

You don't think it will correct?

I can't see it hitting 152 again a major Asia crisis occurs.

again unless*

everything has been going down baba isnt being corrected

Consensus is buy GALT and NVAX?

:(
yes
desu ever since have had breathing problems sex drive almost @ 0

>baba is amazon

yeaaahhhhh no mate. baba is a scam. trade deal will open china up to amazon. baba is trash that will be crushed by amazon.

I'm not saying it will see 152 again (like ever again), but I am saying it will cool off.
These things tend to dip and bleed before people decide to play again.
Take a look at that chart it looks like a hockey stick.. I've learnt my lesson.
20%+ is plenty enough for me! Especially on 500 shares..

>worse than Sp500
just worse or bad? I'll look into sp500 then
>Theres no way this etf doesnt suck hardcore
pic related, doesn't seem bad
then again I'm a total beginner
what about the diversification question?

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Baba is better than Amazon because it completely eliminates the seller markup in many cases.
Besides It's more expensive for Amazon to establish a Asian distribution network than to just buy BABA.

Basically you can't lose.

it doesnt perform as well. compare to SPY.
Also Food etfs suck, its basically just pepsico and nestle but flatter and smaller dividends.

Personally, I think the best is: Half SP500 tracker, Half Nasdaq tracker

What happened to Gommie?

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How do I get off Mr. Toad's Wild Ride?

He stopped larping and died of starvation

Thanks user.

I wonder if LPTX will do another run or if this was my last chance to get it cheap? Earliest catalyst is the 19th I think.
I think I've got 3000+ shares right now. They're doing clinical trials at the hospital my mom died in 1 year ago so there'll be a certain poetry if I get lambo money from this trade.

Wrong, he's literally a general in the Venezuelan security services

NIO seems like a solid play, will make big gains in the next few years.
But i hate trusting chinks with my $

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Why do people say I should buy VT instead of SPY? VT gets crushed by SPY. Seems like America is only good economy and when you add the rest of worlds it just weighs down America. Do trash countries every outperform America? Feel like I should sell all my VT for SPY tbqh.

I'm thinking My Fair Lady for movie night

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*was
Till he died doing what he does best, being a faggot

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