Why has.nobodu designed a better drinking can yet?

Why has.nobodu designed a better drinking can yet?

That fucking pull that sticks into your gums when you drink from it

How can we profit from this?

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step up senpai

>2.69MB PICTURE OF A SODA CAN
...why?

Because we can
>Nyeheheh, get it

>That fucking pull that sticks into your gums when you drink from it
never had this problem, what kinda massive gums u got

>That fucking pull that sticks into your gums when you drink from
You're supposed to push it back down retard kek

It's bait - he's implying he drinks from soda cans with the tab facing vertically and inserts it under his upper lip while drinking.

you're supposed to pull it all the way forward and leave it there so that it filters your beverage while you drink.

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you're supposed to pull it all the way down and wedge a straw into the tab

no on does that

Haha. Well played.

no you're supposed to rip it off and throw it into the can, it dissolves and gives the drink its aroma you morons

ok now THIS is epic.

They already exist you dingus.
You're drinking from one currently.

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I just smash the can onto the ground until it bursts open somewhere.

The soda companies dont give a fuck about convenience for sodaniggers. Theyre literally drinking cancerous syrup instead of water, the can is the cheapest thing to get soda into addict.

It already exists you spazz.

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Those degenerate Aussies just wanted a way to discretely dip their balls in their buddy's drink before they hand it over to them.

try drinking that shit with a mustage. It hurts like hell when a hair gets stuck in that fucking pull thingy.

This is the only correct answer, however possession of disposable straws is now a felony on the west coast. What do?