/smg/ - Stock Market General

you eat your american packaged food and you LIKE IT edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

People who want money:

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1st for Fuck this shitty market

WHEN WILL THE CHINA TRADE DEALS COLLAPSE? BULL MARKET NOW SO I CAN GET TENDIES ON THE LOW

VTSAX

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A deal is priced in
Circuit breakers when it fails

yes me adrenal system am fudged too from years of steroids
me have no future ;_;

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BASED

VTSAX

guaranteed

Dont fall for the VTSAX scam
Buy Individual stocks

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> /fraud/
Not even once

fuck this gay earth and fuck this gay market

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>invest everything into VTSAX
>profit enough to by a used accord when your 70 years old
lmao BOOMERS

Here's a dividend aristocrat chart.
I'll be making a separate one for future aristocrats and other bond replacements

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me know what am eating tonight

kraftcanada.com/recipes/favourite-cheesy-green-bean-casserole-189924


w-what did he mean by this?

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>me have no future ;_;

there's no point in worrying about a future, imo, there is no right way to live
just appreciate the time you had

he means you deserve to have shrunken balls for cheating to get your sculpted, buff man body

on the real I've been on SARMs and working out a bit and it's made my trading worse
worth it tho
Dunno if I want to step up to jabbies
gotta get real big though

and still have

personally not a big fan of green beans, but that doesn't look too bad otherwise

what the fuck is this? is this even cheese?

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just switched from Frenches to Heinz musatrd. Wow this is so much better, Im sticking with heinz from now on

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B&R

I buy Heinz products with the divvies they pay me
my way of giving back

Reposting in new thread. Anyone have a portfolio like this, all dividend funds? My eventual goal is to own 100 units of each then add some CEFs. Schwab has a surprisingly large number of commission free ETFs to choose from.

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>he doesn't buy gourmet dijon

Never gonna make it.

Will also add SCHD (Schwab Div ETF) to this one, hold it in a retirement fund and a trust I setup for a youngster.

Whiz is cheese inspired nominally edible food-like industrial product and lubricant.

I keep wanting to sell ZNGA but it keeps going up.

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>he fell for the bear market crash meme

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I realized I’m a masochist this week

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Feelin optimistic

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My GF's folio is doing better than mine. She made a shitton off BUD and LYV and CGC. I got stock-cucked

Even if all that money goes away, you can make it back over time, especially considering it's a small portion of your portfolio
Not every trade can be a winner

does KHC make real food or is it all plastic sodium and preservatives?

I'm keeping them as a reminder not to be foolhardy when picking up tips from stocktwits. Maybe they'll rebound someday, who knows. There's no bad PR reason for the decrease.

Oh yeah, real bullish hanging man on the nasdaq there tbhfam.

Did anyone else lose on NVAX? I dumped all 1000 shares I had I’m done listening to this place

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DO YOU WANT EMERGING MARKET DIVIDEND ARISTOCRATS? WELL HERE YOU GO YOU DUMB FUCK
>Tencent
>Taiwan Semiconductor
>samsung
>infosys
>sberbank
>lukoil
>silergy
>Itau unibanco
>hynix
DON'T BUY THE ENTIRE EMERGING MARKET ETF, JUST CHOSE THE BLUE CHIP GROWTH

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>End of January
>put 8800 into the market
>put 160 into crypto
>March 1st
>8200
>165
I should've put all my money into crypto

should
have
held

gotta make the big plays

not American
thanks but no thanks love

big brain

should've picked better

>implying one month is long enough of a timeframe to be making that kind of statement

I have SPYD. Waiting to buy more but this fucker hasn't dipped in a while

fresh del monte either double bottomed today... or it crashes with no survivors 50%
Fight until the end. Buy until you die

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>should
>have
>held
Should've sold at first drop and then bought bottom.
Holding is a dumb meme only useful to make up small losses (that I'm admittedly guilty of)

>make big plays
>on pharma
It’s over dude the next step for nxax is delisting according to seekingalpha there’s no way their repetoire holds anything worth value anymore and it will take at least a year for any gains to be seen again worth noting
If you’re still in NVAX you’re retarded take it as a lesson
Pharma and biotech are gambling stocks

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I decided to just shotgun start buying stuff that is commission free and are long term holds across the board. I look at my 401K and hope to replicate that dollar cost averaging of just buying a set amount regularly without waiting to time it.

Is $0.7001 the absolute bottom for NVAX?

I'm sure I'll change my tune after LTPX moons, but rn I'm just salty and venting.

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>I had I’m done listening to this place
I'm done hearing people say this. Also I'm +33% YTD.

you lost what, 1300? about 2/share to 0.7/share. at that point just hold and buy more

NVAX is a big boy biopharma play. if you let your fear control you like that you will always be a small boy.

>there’s no way their repetoire holds anything worth value anymore
their RSV vaccine did work, just not as well as they were hoping they would
also, they still have their NanoFlu vaccine that has performed well in clinical trials

>Pharma and biotech are gambling stocks
exactly the kind of opinion one would expect an uninformed faggot like you to have
they are risky, but to claim they're pure gambling and there's no way to make an educated choice is retarded

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uhhh X_X

am you crazy? it looks disgusting, me would only eat that if starving

have been reading the Kraft Heinz website
it fascnating
they appear to not serve any real food products

some of their documentation especially horrifying

like....
kraftcanada.com/brands/lea-perrins/how-to-use-lp

and

kraftcanada.com/tips-and-ideas/kids-centre/activities-for-kids

Same. It was my free rh stock so I bought 20 shares. It has outperformed all the memes on here I fall for and idk why. I thought Farmville was dead.

If they end up having to delist it'll go lower. Then I'll buy and hodl 4 lyfe. It's a super cheap price for a company focused on making vaccinations for the masses. If they don't make it then I lose some, but the upside is fuckhuge bigly. This vaccine may still be used, as well as their flu diddlybob.

>their RSV vaccine did work, just not as well as they were hoping they would
>also, they still have their NanoFlu vaccine that has performed well in clinical trials
They're in fucktons of debt.

the absolute bottom for NVAX is 0

Then they'll offer more stock making more cheapies or they'll convince someone to buy them out. Win win.

>t. investor trying to pump up the stock before dumping it
dont listen to this homo, be careful with NVAX, it's still a meme

>it looks disgusting, me would only eat that if starving

I agree, to be completely desu with you

Same! Dont worry, we'll get rid of it one day.

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How many shares would need to be bought for it to pump? Is /smg/ the best place to attempt that sort of play?

Smg is a retarded place to try and pump. there's like 50 people here max. Stocktwits is probably your best bet.

there no hope
we gonna experience the beanpocolypse

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I'm adding a little more now but have bigger buy orders set for bigger dips.
I haven't held it that long do divvy ETFs usually dip after they payout?

Couldn't get any BRS today. Hopefully I can buy the dip monday.

how much time do you spend per week managing your portfolio and how many hours a week do you go to your actual job?

Haven't really watched them long enough to know, but they seem to not move much apart from drifting with the market. I was going to get into CEF at first but they are too volatile for my liking. The time to add these things, like many others, was back in December.

so does KO and KHC have a future? Or does the current change in SP indicate a trend of changing consumer preferences which will continue over the next decade?

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The only worthwhile products they have in their portfolio are Heinz, planters, and Kraft American cheese slices and their macaroni and cheese. But those got to be with close to their current valuation now anyways.

When buying KHC around $45 I always thought of it as buying Heinz ketchup with a bunch of other shitty side products that were the cost of entry thanks to Buffetts retarded merger.

I work 50-60 hrs a week and check my stocks a couple times a day. I'm not a very active trader just buy and HODL.

KO, no. They own Dasani but that won't be enough to offset the continued decline of Coke. Look at KDP for a beverage company. KHC will be ok see

>KO
Needs to get on board with healthy shit. Looking at their subsidiaries
>Minute maid
Everyone knows is a scam carb-trap by now
>Vitamin water
Everyone knows is a scam full of chemicals because its been sued like 40 times for having a misleading name

I liked what they did with flavored diet coke, but they need to offer it in the 2 liter version.

I miss December. Picked up a shit ton of V at $125. Not the absolute bottom but good enough for me.
Been looking at TTD but the valuation is insane right now

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it's 49 whales and me
please pump my stocks

I need you to buy a lot of NVAX for me babes

>no market activity during the weekend
>weekends are depressing now

I've changed. I've been changed.

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Galt didn't enter the 4s like I predicted last week but still. Generally if any stock here makes anons money, it won't be lasting.

forex dude

It's gonna crash... This pump won't last...

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weekends are for working, working out, eating, sleeping, and reading yuri manga
then you will be charged up and refreshed for the week

Feels good that I got out of GALT and LCI with a good profit and timing
too bad I mess up everything else this month

isn't that like the nerd version of crypto?
with crypto at least its super manipulated but you aren't playing vs governments and real big boys

Most anons here are shortsighted, they have a swing trading timeframe
I personally think over longer periods of time than that

For me, it's sports betting

I work out for 6 hours and buy scratch off lotto tickets.

I like their honest tea though. got me through college without getting fat

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I'm hitting the casino in good ol Louisiana this weekend wish me luck boys

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that money should all be going to the market

gotta feed the beast

Eh, it all goes to the jews one way or another

nola resident checking in
hi fren

Hey buddy. We can be friends as long as you aren't a nigger. NOLA niggers are the worst

anyone got the google drive of the recommended books

I'm in both Galt and LCI heavy for the long haul. Still a lot more upside. Especially Galt where the day to day price isn't worth caring too much about in favor of eventual deals.

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Is anyone else looking at PLX?

Anyone have any experience with Royalty Trusts? They seem like a solid investment but I feel like I may be overlooking something. I just started reading up on them last week.

guess who just got prescription for benzos. nao can hopefully focus on trading again after ill week :))

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Bought a bunch of PCG yesterday, should've bought more.
I'm an idiot and should've snagged SOXL and TQQQ. Honestly every time I free up buying power I tempt fate and buy biopharma shit. I'm a degenerate gambling addict.

So why do some people buy or sell only a handful of shares in after hours? Or sometimes one or two shares?

Seems hard to cause manipulation when no one can trade anyway?

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GPRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Poors

not sure, desu
I imagine it has something to do with manipulating the price, though

They end up dying after all their assets are paid on in dividends.
Example:
Companies will occasionally turn oil fields into royalty trusts so they can pay out all the profit in dividends. But once all the wells are drained, the trust is dissolved.

Not sure about this, but I think some of it is when brokers are settling their trades and they have to buy or sell certain positions to level out their books. Someone might put in a buy order for 97 shares of LHHM at 9:39 EST, and so their broker buys a lot of 100 for an instant execution, dealing with the 3 extra shares at some point later; whether that be selling them again or holding onto them for some reason.

Common side effects benzodiazepines include:

>loss of orientation
>headache
>confusion
>anterograde amnesia
>memory impairment
>adverse effects on cognition

OH NO NO NO NO NO

or fall asleep mid trade

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