ITT we run the perfect call center
ITT we run the perfect call center
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*clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack* *beep* *coughing*
"Henlo?"
hi sir i will be right back with you
We are experiencing higher than usual volume, please continue to hold and someone will be with you momentarily.
hello dear
*straight to voicemail*
So, we are running a new deal....
Please wait...
*elevator music megamix starts playing*
>hello, my name is Steve from Texas, how may we help you today sir?
No this is Patrick
*schlop shlop schlop shlop schlop*
>Ride of the valkyries starts playing
>Please don't hang up
Hang up
Why does Google keep calling me?
Thank you for your Attention, please leave a Honk after the *HONK*
>please press one for english
>para espanol oprima numero dos
>not ending every successful call with “bye love you”
never gonna make it
everyone has two jobs
let me hand you over to my colleague
>silence
"what a fucking retard"
yeah, wow
>yes hello, how can I help you?
Smile when you dial
let me connect to your computer sirs
*connects to computer with teamviewer*
sir please do the needful and leave your mouse sir. do not touch your mouse sir
*open command and run netstat*
see these conections sirs? these are hackers sirs. i will get them off for a small fee of 2 thousand dollars. please to to your online bank sirs
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