ITT we run the perfect call center

ITT we run the perfect call center

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*clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack* *beep* *coughing*

"Henlo?"

hi sir i will be right back with you

We are experiencing higher than usual volume, please continue to hold and someone will be with you momentarily.

hello dear

*straight to voicemail*

So, we are running a new deal....

Please wait...
*elevator music megamix starts playing*

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>hello, my name is Steve from Texas, how may we help you today sir?

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No this is Patrick

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*schlop shlop schlop shlop schlop*

>Ride of the valkyries starts playing

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>Please don't hang up
Hang up

Why does Google keep calling me?

Thank you for your Attention, please leave a Honk after the *HONK*

>please press one for english
>para espanol oprima numero dos

>not ending every successful call with “bye love you”
never gonna make it

everyone has two jobs

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let me hand you over to my colleague
>silence
"what a fucking retard"
yeah, wow
>yes hello, how can I help you?

Smile when you dial

let me connect to your computer sirs
*connects to computer with teamviewer*
sir please do the needful and leave your mouse sir. do not touch your mouse sir
*open command and run netstat*
see these conections sirs? these are hackers sirs. i will get them off for a small fee of 2 thousand dollars. please to to your online bank sirs

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