Oldfag Status

As of today, I've been on this board everyday for two years straight. Am I an oldfag yet?

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You will always be a newfag.

What have you learned in your two years residence here

I've been here since 2007
pls kill me

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>Subject field
>Oldfag

2005 here
I suck

old fag status is only granted after 8 years
sorry

I've learned a lot about human nature and how to spot scam artists. My bullshit detector has become finely honed.

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cheers sir
based old-candyass

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Biz isn’t even 4 years old ffs