I am 30 years old

I am 30 years old
30 years living in a third world shithole and eating rice and beans and sometimes eggs when i can afford
I give up from being a cuck, what programming languages do i have to learn to make a ponzi scheme website/telegram bot?

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>eating rice and beans and sometimes eggs
sounds good dude I live in the US and this is the majority of what I eat as well

That's my main diet too.

It depends on the quality, if you don't wanna put in serious work with a whitepaper and technical shit and catch the lowest fish, a wordpress site is fine. For a bot learn some python but it can be hard to learn stuff needed for a bot if you've never programmed.

My advice is to move to the first world, unless you get into drugs or something like that it's pretty hard to fuck up here

you should just accept it and learn to be happy not being a billionaire.

How many times did you get a gun pointed to your head by a nigger last year?
I got 8.

lol so why not say that, why are you complaining about beans dude? beans are great

>move to the first world
I would have to save money for 6 months to afford a ticket, and once there where would i live? I don't have black skin, no one would take me as a refugee, and if i got lucky i would get a lower job than my current one
I would rather reign in hell than serve in heaven
I am fine with not being a billionaire, but i must be at least a multi-millionaire
I just woke up man, my brain is still warming up

You will never make it kek
>t. crypto millionaire in 1st world.

I just need to rip a millionaire off
Would be easier if i had a vagina tho

Your job wouldn't be "lower", that's the definition of the first world, you'd work 8 hours, it could be way harder and more miserable work, but you'd be able to eat way healthier, have a car, and could use your free time to do networking or some shit with less subhumans in existence.
I don't know how easy it's to get a job though

Drugs, idiot. If you are clever enough to be on Jow Forums looking for information, it means you are already higher iq than 95% of small time criminals and druggie trash. Sell drugs. Dont get caught.

what exactly do you have in mind for the bot? easier to just make an erc20 and a website to shill it.

>I give up from being a cuck, what programming languages do i have to learn
forever a cuck

This country is controlled by drug dealers, there's no place for me anymore
Already tried that, nobody bought any tokens
What do you suggest?

hire pajeets on fiverr
bonus points if you can find some idiot to do it for free

What fucking country do you live in? You speak English, that’s a pretty good advantage over most of the world.

Brazil

Leverage your language skills to work in the tourist industry. Think of ways to make money off rich westerners who come to fuck your big butter women and snort your cocaine. Anything tourist related should be your hustle. You won’t get a good job in America either with no real skills. You can work at a gas station or pick fruit for minimum wage, but it’s also more expensive to live here

100% this.

Do the "free" walking tours with a suggested tip of $20. Walk 10 amerifats around the nice part of town for an hour explaining history. Boom $200. Rinse repeat

Yep that will totally work. We feel obligated to tip, won’t work as well with Europeans though so you’ll have to think of something in that case. You provide a decent service, you’ll get referrals and tips. Partner up with local businesses and shit who give you kickbacks for like 10% of the tourists bill in their establishments. I’ve traveled in a lot of shitty countries, if you want to make it you’ve got to hustle and network. You could offer kickbacks at hotels to refer your services to their guests, hook the tourists up with drugs, hookers, etc for even bigger tips for your discretion. The longer you do it the more business you’ll get. You’re welcome

t. Amerifat

Get certificates (for both English and Portuguese) in order to teach brazilian portuguese in an English speaking country (UK, USA, AUS, NZ). Apply for jobs online to said countries nonstop, try and get a job in Brazil teaching Portuguese with said certificates anywhere, private tutoring for highschool kids to pass exams who are trying to apply for UNI, kindergarden, primary school, etc. Lie on your resume when applying but try to get some references (you have 1 year of experience, say you have 5, etc).

There is your ticket to first world, good luck.

How much do you spend weekly on food?

become accomplices with favelanon and create a cartel whoring each other out on tinder.

What part of Brazil though?

seeples obviously

> rice and beans and sometimes eggs when i can afford

So you're basically healthier and will live longer than most First worlders your age.

South, Paraná state
$25

brazil?

Hell Yeah

I thought the south was supposed to be the rich white part? Is it still that bad even in the south?

CHUCK IS A FAG AND NEEDS TO STOP USING THE WORD "WE"

You've already failed if you still in squalor at age 30

U don’t need to program
Create a cz clone account on Twitter, ig etc
Discounted BNB! Send me Eth and I’ll give you cheap BNB!
Still on reddit
Become a millionaire instantly
Evaporate deeper into your 3rd world shithole with the gains

I see that all the time, threre is really people dumb enough to fall into that?
Don't the cops track them?

goodvibespanel.com resell services like people do here many such cases

>we live in a society