I am your god now Jow Forums, bow to me

Why? Britts are all fat and ugly af hes fine where he is?

Wtf all those women are ugly. If I was an attractive woman I’d be all over this guy he’s not even old

It's sad that normies don't know this. They think everyone will be happy and impressed and respect your boundaries

Those cornish pasties look delicious. I can understand why he's a fatass.

thisits a goddamn british postman, what do you expect, that the brain grows after playing a game with nearly zero chance of winning for probably years

He is gonna be broke real fast.

This. This is how I imagine Jow Forums would be if they ever "make it"

>350 lb guy
>Diet Coke
This is your brain on obesity. Also, buy KO.

These are the women £148,000,000 gets you in the UK? And Britfags are always making fun of burgers! You get shit food, shit weather and shit women on that fucking island. Last place on earth I'd be with that much money.

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Yeah lad, those nordick cunts in the pic aren’t much better

The one on the yacht is doable.

This, seems like he is just lazy and has no direction in life He should dedicate himself to a cause.

How is he overweight as a postman? It doesn't add up.

Boohoo, fate worse than death

I don't know if it works like the US, but in American lotteries you have to reveal your identity or you don't get the money

he's living the neet dream life

He won like 7 years ago, that's more than enough time for anybody to turn into a morbid fatass if they have the dedication

is he from the norf or the middul

>this is how low iq idiots manage their money
holy shit some people really weren't meant to be rich. What a waste. At least he managed to keep his wealth instead of blowing it all like American blacks

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>brown id
t. seething Pajeet

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Right wing death squads

pasties>>>>>>>>tendies
neets BTFO

why nobody knows about my crypto, not that I'll make it but just in case

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People with no imagination are the worst people to get rich.

I strongly disagree and would like the powerball lotto to try to make me eat crow by giving me the jackpot to prove you wrong.

>diet coke
Every fucking time

It's sad because the guy is obviously an innocent pleb who didn't know any better. He had a lot more faith in the decency of humanity than he ever should have.

I am going full stealth mode with crypto. Not helping out any family or friends. Will basically have a nice but not extravagant house in my current town, decent but understated car, dress nice but not too flashy, etc. Any other way and you better be prepared to lose all of your friends and have your family hate you

low iq underdeveloped people cant handle this
they are happier being slaves

shit I already told my coworkers I own crypto

didn't tell them which ones though.

reminder to never tell anyone about Link

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If your friends and family would come to hate you because of your wealth then the friends were chosen badly in the first place and your family don’t love you at all and should no longer be a part of your life anyhow.

Same except I will take the risk of helping family with financial issues without any of them ever knowing my net worth

luv pasties
luv ladies
luv music shop
luv suffolk
luv england
luv brexit
luv wevverspoons
luv norf fc
luv winnin lotto

'ate pakis
'ate queers
'ate the ex wife
'ate the eu
'ate beggars
'ate nig nogs

but most impor'an'ly

....'ate them fackin jannies

wot's moin is moin

simple as

now fack orf

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Luv da norf aye mate

Fookin ate da souf

the heckies a cornish pastie

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quintessentially based

sad but also pic related

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This

based

UNITED! UNITED! UNITED! UNITED!

The food of multimillionaires

>t. poorfag
not how it works ranjeet. if your friends aren't rich and you give them money it will completely fuck your friendship

risky business. I was gonna help my brother out as he's more or less a neetlord at 32 but honestly he would just blow it on a bunch of vidya and other bullshit rather than saving and investing so that he could lift himself up.
I'll possibly take care of my mom as she gets older but as you say none of them will know my true power level. definitely not helping any of my friends unless it's literally a life or death situation. Just not worth the risk of destroying my entire social life and having to be friends with other rich faggots or slimy leeches who are just friends with you because you have money. Fuck that

happen to most lotto winners I think.

part of being rich successful is learning that you need to be frugal and restrained anyway.

based. gotta draw in the pasties, this has great meme potential

OOOOOOO FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY OOOOOOO

NORF FOOTY

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

howbout I hook ye fack

>'ate nig nogs

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Funny, because I’ve given lots of money to family and friends to support them through hard times and it’s only improved our relationships. Carry on hoarding your wealth if that’s what pleases you. I have more than I need to live comfortably and I’d not forgive myself if I withheld it from those I love when they need it most.

his first lover was craig wright with tits? no wonder he is miserable.

50 pasties a week is a bit much

we are talking 7 pasties every day

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He really needs to change his name and move somewhere where people don't know him in order to save and improve himself.

You sound like a self-righteous faggot. Go back to plebbit if you want upvotes for buying friends

don't worry about that

I bow to no God.

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After reading about that guy I picked a name out of the list of the largest lotto winners and this came up. It all must be so tiresome.

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Those people always end up miserable because they are degenerate gamblers in the first place. That's why they won, they play every week. This kind of money just magnifiy who you really are. He was just a loser from the start.
Also imagine begging a stranger for money. All those people writing him have no shame.

Poorfags will never understand this level of anguish

right on mate

it'd be your fault for giving them a lump sump instead of a trust