You live in a third world country and only need to make 300$ to have a good life...

You live in a third world country and only need to make 300$ to have a good life. You invested all your savings in a laptop and have internet.
How do you do it?

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Just make one good btc trade a day with $10,000

>Be born in the first world.
>Emigrate to the third word.
It is this easy.

No gambling allowed. And you don't have 10k obviously.

Argentina seems like the least shitty out of the SA countries, although their currency is basically becoming worthless

ftfy

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sell child slaves
sell child soldiers
sell child prostitutes
sell child care accessories and clothing to those who buy my slaves/soldiers/prostitutes

and start a charity that "helps" the "victims" of your enterprise

>300usd
lol no

300 dollars won't get you a good life anywhere on the planet.

Educate yourself

Term third world meant to represent countries, that were out of NATO or Soviet block during cold war.
Its semantically impossible for USA to be third world even though quality of life in some places definitely could compete

Try Indonesia. 300 is more than the average salary. With 300 dollar indo I rent an appartment, have a maid and a chauffeur

retards

Do this then invest in meme REITs like MORL or REML that pay 25% dividends. If you have just $15k saved up you already make $300 per month doing nothing.

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>>singapore
rd world

Kys

>Ukraine
>not a third world country

>at party in college
>talking to some qt colombian grills
>causally say something about colombia being a third world country
>they flip out and scream at me
>point out that there's been a communist insurgency for 30 years and that it's pretty much a textbook 3rd world country
>i get kicked out of the party and go drink alone at home

why the fuck is life so hard

>blocked in my country because of copyright issues.
>fuck I love Anthony Bourdaine.
>Open it with TOR and switch identities until I get a country that works
>it works
>victory.gif
>Download all the anthony bourdain I can
>god I love being a pirate.

I live like this

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A must

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I live here ama

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Amazing people food and weather

Well, I write and self publish a few ebooks and I'm golden in virtually any third world country where I can access my money.

Their currency is USD !!!

Cry for me Arg

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Golf

stahp it you're making me want to go to Ecuador.

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Biking

Are you from there originally?

If not, where are you from?

It's very calm and people deserve to know

USD stability has spurred positive economic growth and small cities are pretty safe . I personally avoid capital city


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No but family is and I made the decision to live here . Internet is fast and stable. Expats are happy for the most part

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For what you pay and what you get its definitely a must. Dyor and you'll agree

I'll take any questions

Bitcoinomen

At

Proton Mail

What I need to know is: how do you get money into the country?

If all my money is in US banks and credit unions, could I survive just on atm cash and credit and just eat up the int-transaction fees?

Theoretically if i had 80.000Euros how long could i survive in a shithole and how likely is it that i just get shot and robbed?

Yes it's very simple

Google Banco Internacional Ecuador

Debit or credit card dont worry the fees are low and yes you can withdraw cash. Visa or Mastercard

Everything here is USD

Customs allow under 10k cash if flying

If plastic is your cup of tea dont stress it just watch the videos and decide what or where your going

Cheap everything

Will have the most fun in small cities

Avoid metro areas if you want to feel the most safe

What is Riobamba, Banos, Montanita

Historical, Volcanic, Surfing

You pick and good luck email me with any other inquiries

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don't listen to these faggots, in the best scenario they would trade away your laptop to avoid starving to death

get a job on upwork or similiar sites
do freelance coding
create a blog to shill amazon affiliate links

there is no reason to be poor anywhere as long as you have internet access

300 a day, week, month? And you're right, if you're not a local to somewhere, 300 a month won't get you anywhere. 300 a week maybe. 300 a day and you can live nice.

Nah, it's gone downhill. People are actually starting to starve. A 9 year old little girl knocked on a door to beg for bread and got raped. It's pretty grim. And yes, their currency is worthless. Not as bad as Venezuela but it's slowly getting there

Third world now is just used to identify countries that aren't sufficiently industrialized/developed

Colombians are retarded. They defend their stupid failing country to death but take the first plane/bus/ship to get the fuck out if they can, proceeding to infest other countries

Isn't that Chile in yellow? Any Chile anons on here? What's it like? Better than Arg or Uruguay?

I hear Uruguay is alright there are white areas of Belize too

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Yes

>Balkans, Ukraine, Baltic states
>not third world

Who tf considers China third world now

Puerto Rico... Third world country experience for a first world price!

Uhm sweaty, cold war is over so the definition has changed and is commonly understood to mean the conditions people live in. There are places in the US that are just like Mexico.

мocквич?

Poдилcя тaм н живy зa гpaницeй.

Intranational movement/commerce is exceedingly easy compared to international so you're making a moot point. Having slums in a 1st world country doesn't mean it's 3rd world.

Then, you can say China is not sometimes 3rd world, even though it is third world outside of the major cities.

кpacaвa, я вoт poдилcя и живy тyт:)
кyдa пepeкaтилcя ecли нe ceкpeт?

Not really. Proportionally speaking it has far more blight/slum living than the USA. Something like 80% of their population is rural and dirt poor. They are a fantastic ponzi scheme of a society.

Mexican here, i have met some colombians they can't take any criticism and any jokes, sometimes we make cocaines jokes and they get offended hard.

Baltic states are decent desu.

The others despite having bad economies, don't have parts that look as bad or dangerous as the worst parts of the third world..

Healthcare options are $7 / month for most services

are you a third world nigger monkey? if you aren't a hideous mess you can teach english online and make USD. that is if your english is up to par.

Sticking things up my butt on chaturbate

Every Colombian I've ever met has some kind of anger issue and would get pissed at the drop of a hat. It's like rage is hardcoded into their genes or something.

i live here, they are completely two faced. all those same colombians that try and defend their country when criticized have said the same shit to their family and friends. the girls have amazing brappers and they fuck like maniacs so i suggest everyone visit and bang some sluts, do their cheap drugs and insult their men.

LMAO you're autistic as fuck.

My ex was colombian, they fuck like rabbits and are fun people to be around. How hard is it to not talk like a sperg, just for the night? After you premature ejaculate in 10 seconds you can go back to being a total autistic sperglord and call her a third world spic or whatever cringe shit comes to your warped brain.

They eat like kings I love it

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Really?? maybe the ones in the u.s.a, because as immigrants they associate with that stupid black hood culture shit...

In the actual country? Seemed like some of the nicest people one earth, that was my impression at least.

I even said shit like "Colombians are all evil people and drug dealers" to girls just for fun to get a reaction out of girls I went on dates with, they all reacted pretty well and didn't take the bait. Smashed all of them on the first night, some of the easiest girls in the world.

in case of balkans and post-soviet states the only relevant answer would be web scamming.

It starts with chain and ends with link

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Ecuador

Land

Chocolate

Colombian hookers are god tier. Talented, efficient people. They would be the master race of LA if it wasn't for the whole escabar civil war

Favelanon here, the real one.

I have $275, so I will assume its $300

As a fun experience I will follow the most bizarre recommendation and post what happened.

3000 B.C

Como estas amigo


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How are you ?

Still working on getting that Peruvian powder

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Buy bulk biscuits from a grocery store for 10$

Write official note explaining that you are selling these biscuits from for the handicapped autistic children of the favela.

go to upper middle class/tourist neighborhood

Sell each biscuit for 10$

rinse, wash, repeat

Cant say if rutard or desperate hohol. Post-soviet countries are trash, doesnt matter if its Ukraine, Belarus or Russia.

nice reading comprehension retard

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Countless adventures dirt cheap

Well, this will atleast make me a brazilian facebook/instagram meme as people will take photos of me, I'm kind of exotic and good looking, people already do it so it will not just backfire but curse me in many ways.

(Yes, people here hire young children of favela, put them professional make up, fucked up clothes and makes them do that kind of thing everyday, they even put paint on their face and dress like a clown).
Tudo bien amigo, tudo estas normal, brasil está em carnival pessoas follando, bebendo, curtindo e eu aqui como sempre.

Everything ok, brazilian carnival happening and I'm here on the computer, people drinking, fucking, partying and I'm still here but everything ok.

Send me a message on my other telegram if you want:
brazilianon
Wish you all of best!

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Cuenca

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Yw

Kys sub human nigger lover

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Here is the secret part bro: sell door-to-door

idk if it would work in Brazil but I did this in my country and made 30k in a couple months

someone i know is in brazil for school, sounds like one of the most degenerate places in the world, he has told me that girls are easy as fuck and gay all over the place overral sexual liberation and retardation, that's why AIDS is a big problem.
Is he exagerrating?, not my thing just curious desu i'm more conservative on that side

Bro rich areas aint easy to rich neither you can go door to door, they literally have a security guard inthe street to avoid any foreigner, they literally call cops to you.
I know what you meant and I would do for sure if was like US.

Depends, we are just the steroids version of the others places of the world: be gorgeous/rich/famous and experience something surreal, be normal and experience mediocrity and hell.

Its easy IF you are into the selected group, if you aint its just like the rest of the world.

I mean, for chads even in the US there is degeneracy, but if you are incel tier there is inceldom anywhere.

you are retarded fren

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I'm sure you can pull it off, if you look as good as you say.

But you love to shoot down any idea given to you and explain why it won't work before you even try it, because you are mentally scared of putting effort into something that might not pan out perfectly.

Once you pass this mental blockage bro you will begin making it, it's not going to be easy though

Bro I already know what to do, my cellphone broke for no reason and I have to wait till get another one, things were happening before it happens, I already have a plan and ways to reach it.

I agree with you and I'm thankfull to your advice anyway!

This! $100 for a whole house in a gated community with security guards and 500sqm. And that’s in Jakarta! Even cheaper elsewhere.

user, China isn’t only Peking. Visit the rural areas and you will know why people say China is 3rd world.

Hey Ecuador guy, what's your angle with promoting Ecuador for expats to live in? I have been seriously considering moving to a cheaper CoL country but your making Ecuador look so good I'm starting to think it's a plot to lure in naive gringos.