>be me 22 yearsold recruited to a joint venture oil firm
>expect it to suck
>most red pulled coworkers ever
>Hey user you know why we don't hire women here?
>why
>Because we'd all be too busy trying to fuck them instead of making money AHAHAHAHA
>user Why the fuck are you calling women?
>They're on my list
>Never call women again. They never invest in this shit
Be me 22 yearsold recruited to a joint venture oil firm
Nolan James
Jackson Kelly
Based.
Carter King
BASED
Dominic Russell
and based
Brody Thomas
>Because we'd all be too busy trying to fuck them instead of making money AHAHAHAHA
can there be anymore of a closeted homosexual line
Lincoln Powell
>Google the guy who hired me
>collects nazi memorabilia
Nolan Ross
Fuck, that's alpha as fuck. No women work where I work but I doubt it's because of such an amazing reason.
Kayden Ortiz
It seems the working world is super segregated these days. I either see all women working in a store or all men.
Caleb Thompson
Holy Shit great company OP!
My fullest respect for your co-workers.
Keep it up and those balls growing, great job!
Evan Howard
>guy behind me asleep at his chair with hands on keyboard and drudge report on his monitor
Justin Mitchell
Either this or op is a shitskin and it's funny in his language
Jeremiah White
Op is obviously Arab
T arab
Dylan Garcia
Trying to fuck women is a gay line
Gabriel Campbell
Goddamn that is accurate. I think I'd cringe if I heard that in real life, but in my mind the only person that would ever say shit like that out loud would be a Pajeet.
>wow I love women!
>Boob and Vagine, I love it so much !
>I try fuck women all day, we can't hire them or I might fuck them!
fucking shitskins, hilarious because they never get laid either
Anthony Wilson
Women are a huge distraction thats why you dont want them around. How is that shitskin? Do whites not have sex drives?
Alexander Gutierrez
>overhear a VP talking about GHB and strippers
Liam Green
>Hear a guy talking shit to a rich fuck who got aggressive with him on the phone
>Hey look this isn't your deal its mine. MY BAT MY BALL MY RULES.
Brandon Peterson
Best 6 months of my work career bros. It's a shame oil fucking died while I was there
Jordan Powell
moar greentext
Grayson Jackson
>coworker told me the office manager saw he was on r niggers and told him to do it on his break
Does it get any more based
Leo Campbell
>1.5 billion of those fuckers
>Never getting laid.
Something doesn't add up.
Austin Taylor
How can I invest? Post an email
Ian Hernandez
cringe
Josiah Gonzalez
Unfortunately it's dead. And so is the owner kek. The brightest stars burn out the fastest eh
Justin Foster
Rape
Jordan Reyes
not so based after all
Ryder Harris
>dying while still a badass in others' eyes, and before becoming a burden on family and friends
can't think of anything more based desu
Adrian Powell
>super segregated these days
When was it not?