In America you can get a large peperoni pizza for $5.00. We call this a "Hot Carl" here in CaliWali (California for those not in the know). The best thing too is that you dont even need to order your food you just walk in and its always hot and ready to go for you at the register.
What food deals/ traditions do you have in your country/ local area?
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so my thing is going to walmart and finding a pizza thats gonna expire. they take a $1 off usually. i pay around $3.67 for A large frozen pizza with around a pound of meat
>"""meat"""
>What food deals/ traditions do you have in your country/ local area?
For me, it's the Pizza Hut Express at my local Target.
you fat fuck. that's about 3 days worth of carbs, sodium, saturated fat, and sugar.
We have a similar tradition here in IllyWilly (Illinois for those not in the know). We call it a "Detroit Steamer," though.
I eat this twice a day
I'm skinny though. Only 135 lbs. I eat this 3 times a week. My credit card statement is literally just a list of major fast food restaurants. People that think fast food is unhealthy are NPCs
Well played user. Well played indead
For me, it's the Big Mac at my friendly neighborhood McDonald's.
Reading the stolen WSJ from my friendly neighborhood library grants me virtually unlimited time to loiter whilst my Mac settles.
For me, it's the fully loaded fries and baconzilla from checkers for 10$ to truly grease and pig myself out.
you fat fucks need to help us save this planet and off yourselves. god fucking damn im sick looking at this.
Yea, wonder why the life expectancy of Americans is so low. It couldn't possible be the all the crap processed food you fags eat, could it? And all those scientists who agree fast food is unhealthy? Man those guys are just fucking stupid, am I right? YEEEEEEE HAAAAAW. AMERICA.
That is fucking disgusting, please kys.
For me it’s the CLASSIC QUARTER from red rooster.
Quarter of a tender Roast Chicken and a serve of their famous Chips.
>We call this a "Hot Carl" here in CaliWali (California for those not in the know).
HAIL CAESAR
>People that think fast food is unhealthy are NPCs
based
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based retard
I don't really eat out at any restaurants, my wife makes my meals and packs my lunches
Fast food is unhealthy when you don’t have the appetite of a bird. You’ll be skinny fat when you’re 40 falling for the slow metabolism meme. But yes please continue letting us know how to diet ourselves into being a beta faggot. Fuck off.
Amerifats have the worst food culture.
Also, you can be skinny and still be extremely unhealthy. I think the reason why so many Americans believe in the skinny = healthy meme is because most of them are fat.
>Fast food is unhealthy
this fucking meme again, there is nothing unhealthy in it sans preservatives and maybe too much salt. some parts may also have a high amount of hydrogenated fats which is also not ideal. the main thing is calories and activity level and hydration. lots of sodium must be balanced by lots of water.
Costco sells their rotisserie chickens for $5. For those who don't know, this is about a 30% loss for Costco in most cases. What's more is that rotisserie chicken, although fast, isn't anywhere near the degeneracy of fast food and will keep you and your family healthy!
This.
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We have the best food here in America. I eat Doritos all day and drink about 14 to 18 cans of Coke Cola (16 ounces each). I was thinking of getting Diet Coke for now on because I am up to 398 pounds but I am also 6 foot 5. Only reason I don't is because the gas station near me is loaded with creepy hell's angels and mobsters playing Keno all day and they stare me down every time. I tried telling them you can get the same excitement by buying and trading crypto instead of keno and they laughed and because of my height I know they want to challenge me. So until I start going back there I can't get Diet Coke I can only drink the Coke that my parents buy. Also, I am 34 years old..
can't tell if serious...
You lucky prick. My wife won’t make my lunch, almost makes me want a divorce
I know this is troll but why do groupes like hells angels and mobsters even exist in the first place? Do these people have a deep fear about living life alone? Are they just straight up cowards? Prime Tyson could have a fit of rage and then weave his way through the entire gas station and I bet they wouldn't feel so tough, would they? Would they then?
what you get at the grocery store is pretty much fast food. Just takes longer to prepare and is for poor people. Shkreli agrees with me youtube.com
poor and low IQ people eat almost exclusively fast food.
I know, I live the 50s lifestyle basically. She is very traditional
>i know this is a troll
user you'd be surprised at what kind of people are giving you financial advice on this board
As I said faggot, some of us don’t have the appetite of a bird or want the body of an anorexic seal. Yes you can be “skinny” from eating salt and carbs if your calories are low enough. You’ll probably be a pimply faggot with an ugly face though.
You obviously don’t know anything about macros but fast food is carb heavy. It’s like eating sugary plastic. You faggots all complain that you want to be chad and that you can’t get women, and then you try and argue in favor of a fast food diet. Just lol.
Funny how this thread is proving the American stereotype right kek. Fat, unhealthy and uneducated. Americans unironically think eating processed garbage is healthy. What the actual fuck?
To be honest with you there's nothing bad in Coke Cola and sometimes Doritos have new flavors that might have less salt. Prove me wrong. I have been eatting that and drinking soda my whole life with no problems. Only issue I have is my knees and I take pills that help the pain. It's a pain in the ass because the RX makes me show up every ten days to fill but otherwise I'm very healthy and actually smart with my money.
Survival is easier in packs. Outlaw biker gangs are like family, because the members usually don't have bio families to support them. So in order to survive, they commit crime and shit. They're basically like nigger street gangs.
well now all their fish are radioactive so good luck eating that all day
empty calories. you're very likely lacking in other nutritional needs because of that. post a pic to see if you really have no problems. here's me for comparison
Disgusting foods that only neets would eat. Get on my level: Sushi ftw ha
nothing wrong with carbs. simple sugars are the problem
Again, proving the stereotype right. Have a look at the radiation dose in a serving of Japanese tuna vs the radiation dose of an average airplane trip. Also, the radiation levels in fish have come down a lot since Fukushima (if that's what you're referring to).
also yes, I know sugars are carbs, but look at my picture. I don't really need to know anything to get far...
You have carbs on fat, on salt, on fat, on carbs
You are not going to work out anywhere near enough for those nutrients to be used so it's going to be stored as fat
yeah but like whole grains and olive oil
Kek. In TennySilly they are called “Alabama Hot Pockets.”
Jow Forums is just Jow Forums, so I'm not sure what traditions you're looking to get.
I just get two of these for around $4.
Where in from a "hot Carl" is when you put plastic wrap on someone and shit on it. They can feel the warmth of your shit but not get messy.
In Flora-Borealis (Florida, for the uninitiated), you can find us sucking on salty nigger toes all summer (some people call them Brazil nuts, or I’ve even heard Filberts).
fuck there's a checker's right up the road from me fuck i'm heading there now
MEAT SHORTAGE
EAT WHITE BABIES
soon
Absolute unit
g-unit maybe
I tried these once and the filling is good but its so flaky and dry as fuck and it got all those flaky pieces all over my gaming keyboard
I was fucking with you all. I don't actually believe what I said. Dude, there's literally fetal cells in the Coke Cola. And I would never touch a dorito. Jews think we Americans are stupid and will eat their fast food trash but real Americans don't and instead are preppers preparing the shit that's about the hit the fan...
t. McDonald's
poutine bitches...poutine. google it. with the real squeaky cheese.
They sell/move meth.
are you retarded enough that you don't fucking know what little caesars is
I do this old fashioned thing called having a job and spending within my means. Worked out well for me so far.
this is a prime example of being so retarded that you actually become based
>fast food is unhealthy, especially American fast food
>Some people have a better metabolism than others, it's 100% true
>My best friend since 1st grade has been a walking stick his whole life and never exercises or goes to the gym. Wrote down what he ate when we went to Vegas and he ate on average about 5000 calories a day. He lost 3 pounds because we walked a little bit in Vegas and he was already 110 lbs and 5'7.
>he has high blood pressure, high cholesterol and fatty liver
It's a based life to be skinny and not gain weight, but don't kid yourself that you're healthy just because you're skinny.
>We call this a "Hot Carl"
Is no one going to pick up on this?
>it's perfectly healthy to eat a meal with
>2 g sodium
>20 g saturated fat
>40 g sugar
You lower the collective IQ of your country, burger
Dude a hot carl is when someone shits on your.
Medium carl is when you put plastic over your face for them to poop on you and cold carl is when you lie under a glass table and they poop on it.
Where's the sneaky castro at?
>Jow Forums Business & Finance
Only a literal nigger hates $5 pizza. Neck yourself
damn that looks good
mah fren, wal-mart's are unironically better tho, even tho Costco's are larger
Looks like a badly made pasty
My guilty pleasure are White Castle and Church's chicken.
That said, I don't mind walking an extra 30 mins for Carl's Jr.
Finnfag here, Karelian pie, this one with salmon and eggs. Yum.
>gaming keyboard
this is pretty good bait actually
>large peperoni pizza for $5.00
that's not terrible but that's not too great either. idk why you are bragging about that. In the country I live I can get a not disgusting looking pizza with more toppings for $5 from pizza hut and free additional parmesan. Yours looks full of grease and stingy with cheese