Jow Forums I need your help. I need to absolutely CRUSH an interview in two weeks or my life will continue being a horrible mess. This job is too good and too high paying to let slip through my fingers, the only problem is I'm a huge fucking autist that fucks up every social interaction I've ever had to experience.
What shit can I take that would make me perform amazingly for this? It obviously has to be something that won't appear on a drug test, and if it's easily prescribed/ over the counter that's even better. I've heard propranolol and other beta-blockers might help but they're prescription only and usually for heart conditions. One friend also said to chew ginger but he's probably full of shit and it's just placebo.
If you can get your hands on any of these you should be good:
Sectral (acebutolol) Tenormin (atenolol) Kerlone (betaxolol) Zebeta and Ziac (bisoprolol) Coreg (carvedilol) Normodyne and Trandate (labetalol) Lopressor and Toprol-XL (metoprolol) Corgard (nadolol) Bystolic (nebivolol) Levatol (penbutolol) Visken (pindolol) Inderal and Inderal LA (propranolol) Blocadren (timolol)
Connor Long
yep. tell your doc you need something for physical symptoms of performance anxiety and he'll give you a beta blocker. not controlled, not addictive. no biggie. actually they're used for blood pressure.
James Morales
The only way you are going to go into that interview truly confident is by being overly prepared. Use the star method, and start preparing. If you have a few bucks to spare order the book called ‘the star interview’ by misha y. on amazon. It’s a quick short read and it will help you. Good luck
Ryan Richardson
Smell the imagonation
Levi Phillips
No drug will substitute preparedness, but a microdose of psylocbin mushroom (and I mean like 0.2g at most) will make you verbally fluent like nothing else, and will be imperceptible on any test.
Carter Jackson
I just want to smell and eat ass. This would be my perfect fantasy. Whenever I see an attractive woman with a nice ass, I try to imagine how her ass smells.
Jose Howard
This just happened to me OP. I'm fucking desperate and finally got called in for an interview that I needed to crush. I had great experience, education, and looked great for the job. The roastie giving the interview was really nice and I absolutely aced it. I felt so good. BUt she was wearing a skirt and kept crossing and uncrossing her legs.. Long story short she caught me taking a peek or two and I was not called back in for the second round.
Evan Anderson
embarrass yourself. answer interview questions out loud, in front of your mirror and film yourself full faggot mode. finish your answers strongly looking at yourself or the camera directly. firmly shake a homeless man's hand and say "good morening" in a booming voice and think about how you have more than him and also think about how you'll have more link with new job
Hudson Anderson
I'll look into it, thanks. Is there any side effects to these if I don't have high blood pressure? Last thing I need is to pass out while taking them or something, also how much do you think a prescription would cost? I have no way of obtaining hallucinogenic mushrooms. Plus I feel like they definitely could find them in a drug test. I will look into it, thanks user. I'm sorry to hear that bro. I will make sure to maintain eye contact the whole time if a thot is interviewing me, which is highly likely.
Christian Powell
You have to crack a joke or do something embarassing on purpos to crack the dense office climate
Hudson Brown
Its going to be awkward as fuck no matter what I do, that's why I made this thread. I rather them think I'm a no-fun normie than an awkward loser so if I can get something to surpress all emotions it'd be alright.
Tyler Morgan
like diarrhea
Carter Morgan
Propranolol is usually the one I prescribe but bisoprolol could work too. The others have more side effect potential. If you’re asthmatic and you’ve never had any others medications, you have to let your doctor know. Any beta blocker could be fatal in asthmatics and the risks need to be considered.
Sorry about the typo. Meant to type “any of the aforementioned” medication.
Nathan Myers
FUCK I WISH THAT WERE ME
Nathan Clark
Go in with your fly unzipped. Seriously. You then notice, zip it up, make a goofy face, shrug and say “how embarrassing” then proceed with the interview unflustered. Works every time.
Juan Roberts
If I walk in and go "hey I need meds for social anxiety" will they give me something or should I make up some other symptoms to get beta-blockers?
