Anons, what do yall do for work?

Create a demo account and do paper trading. There are endless amount of guides and systems for free online. Try different things out and learn what works for you. If you're confident enough start trading with real money.

Freelance fulltime professional neet

What is this "work" thing you speak of?

Pizza maker and driver. Studying my way into a STEM degree.

Pizza life is only sustainable as a driver if your area is decent in tips, you use old beater cars with decent mileage and are a spend thrift.

>Yo, what do I need to get a job on cargo vessels other than a TWIC card.
It's different from country to country so I suggest you go to your local marine transport authority, requirements for ratings should be less than for officers and engineers.

>I've got a college degree, fluent in Russian in addition to English.
It's a plus. They seem to prefer those with college degrees and previous military training on the correlation it both has with being able to withstand pressure and stress.

>Fucked up by not going to the merchant marine academy so I doubt deck officers are possible.
Well it does have its upsides, you'd stay relatively fit being ratings. The more you move up the more white collar it gets.

I did that off and on. It's more about how many drivers desu. One place I was the only driver and took 5-6 orders per trip and made 150-200 a day. Another place I was the only person big brained enough to handle multiple orders after a string of complaints about the other drivers, so they gave me all the best trips and had it ready before I walked in the door to keep me from quitting. I made 150 a day only working 5-6 hours at that place

That's very true about the number of drivers playing a huge role.

On a busy night, I'll take a lot of doubles. Worked this past Christmas as the only driver and nothing but 4-5 deliveries. Lots of good tips and an ungodly number of stiffs.

Had one run where I earned about $2 on tips on a 4 pie that took 30 minutes due to routing.

Corporate is pushing for 70% singles and franchise is pushing for 80% singles.

They want my store to pretty much double drivers yet keep costs down. The more experienced drivers (45+ years of experience among two) are considering leaving due to the lack of money to be made.

Which broker do you recommend?

Yeah the very last time I drove they kept hiring and it was single orders only. Not worth it. Turn over got extremely high. So I started taking an hour to do the delivery, and when the idiot franchise owners come to the store I pretend to be a 70 Iq monkey to mock them. They would come in their failing store and start obsessing over little stupid things like exact measuring of ingredients and microsaving on disposable items lol. The manager had to kick them out during rush hour because they were holding everyone up. She quit the next week for a better job because the Boomer owners blame her for their own incompetence, then the new manager had a mental breakdown because all the employees stopped caring about speed so she got wrecked day after day on rush hour with fuck ups and 2+ hour waits lol.

I ended up switching to part time Uber when that was a new thing. I don't want to do it again but somehow it was good times

Nothing but single orders definitely isn't worth it. Sounds like Uber was a lot more lucrative.

Lol at you doing your long deliveries and pretending to not know what to do. Excessive micromanaging ain't cool more really effective.

For my franchise, the manager's bonuses are tied to food and labor.

Biggest culprit is cheese, so that's the ain't focus.

Beyond that, the other stores in the area are such a mess we're mostly left alone.

Firefighter-paramedic
University Instructor- health sciences/anatomy
State Fire academy instructor
Critical Care Paramedic (contract) ground and flight.

Surf Jow Forums to kill time. Otherwise I'm a depressed workaholic.

Grad student who works in a biomedical lab

$2k a month

ive seen this posted a bunch before and always thought it was someone cosplaying as kefka from ff6

I GET FUCKED IN THE ASS

Nurse, not working at the moment, trying to get the fuck back in and having zero luck.
Anyone got some advice for a dude who's been off market for a year handling his autistic kid and a history of being fired over political/personal shit?

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Wanna trade?

I work for the US Government supervising a Branch of about 60 staff members in South Texas.

Computer engineer

Quant. Basically do statistics, models and trading systems.

what city?

California, don't want to be more specific.

Only if I get to live the NEET lifestyle and your mom makes wicked tendies.

I run a consulting company for startups. Nobody is dumber and has more money to burn like startups in silicon valley. Like taking candy from a baby.

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She don't make shit, I do all the chores until I get my ass employed by Satan Healthcare Incorporated, and I'm reasonably certain I'd still be doing the chores even then or else she'd just starve to death.
Hahaha.
Ha.
Ha.
Oh man I'm way more fucked than I realized.

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what is the context of that picture?

Travis is a cuck

He's showing support for the Trans community.

Build multi-million pound luxury yachts. Good pay. Good holiday. 4 breaks a day. 4 day week. 2 week shutdown over Christmas. Love it.

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Physiotherapist

Juden Peterstein

I work in the digital marketing department of a large advertising agency. It's dope but they refuse to give me a long term contract.

His daughter was practicing for her make up class

Junk removal. I bought a used truck and trailer for $5k and just take people's trash to the dump for them. It paid for itself in like 3 months. Advertise on Craigslist and every newspaper in your city.

Downside is some people are disgusting and there can be abestos and things like that. Wear a mask, gloves, etc, keep yourself clean.

Software Engineer

I code and shit

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hs teacher

i teach history

its chill

make me a CRUD app in angular pajeet

real estate appraiser