Sell me this pen

Sell me this pen.

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this pen has a low market cap and guarenteed to moon next bull run

I need you to write your public key on this paper so I can pay you 1 LINK.

And that will be only $1000, thanks.

Can you smell that? 100$ and it's yours.

This pen used to be in my ass sir. That is why it smells like hit sir. Isn't it yummy sir

with that pen, i can write something down that is priceless.
now pay me my funds via bitcoin thank you.

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This pen will be unironically worth 1000$ EOY.
Ink is rock solid, fundamentals have not changed.
HODL the pen.

>buy a suit
>interview for shitty sales positions
>get asked to sell montblanc pen
>walk off
>sell on Ebay for $80

there is vishnu living inside this pen
buy good fortune sirs good pen nice grip

That better be the pen's competition stuffed between those artificial abominations

TAKE MY MONEY

This pen is a working product. By holding the INK token you can directly profit off this pen, the INK token has a real use case since pen users need to refill their pen with it. Because of that the pen has value.

fuck off this is my dearest pen i wouldn't sell it to you for ten thousand us dollars

>makes anime real

I hate sales memes and sales seminars.

What exchange is it on?

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Ask her why her right tit is bigger

This pen is on the blockchain

>that'll be $1,000,000

>brrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaap
Buy this pen or I won't stop farting.
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

i have some pure colombian coke
I will trade it for the pen
what do you say?

>theres a limited number of that pen
>it doesn't write yet
>someday itll be the preferred way to write. way better than other pens it's more secure
>yes some people made private pens with the same technology
>point is that pens like this one are catching on
>this pen is gonna be huge

You can put it in your pooper.

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this pen was once used in a Jow Forums shitpost by legendary actor Leonardo Dicaprio. It is a priceless piece of Hollywood/Internet memorabilia. Bidding starts at $100

how do you know the pen's scarcity is guaranteed ?

Remember when fags turned this into a VEN meme and spammed it nonstop? Damn, what a shitcoin

In 2 minutes this pen you see here will be plunged into the side of your neck like a prison shiv if you don't give me money for it right now!

Fuck you and your fancy clothing. This is a pen I got from my meema, its worth thousands to me. I don't care how rich you are you can't buy this pen not even for $10 000.

Learn that somethings are not for sale and learn to swallow your fucking ego.

Checked

>they don't know how to sell shits.
>they don't ask questions to their customers
OP, do you have something to stick up your ass right now?
No?
Guess, what? I have this incredible tool that is more than just a pen. It's here, right now, just for you. You could use it both as pen and as prostate stimulator.
Only today with a 50% off (that you will never know that is the regular price but I still tell you to take the bait).

i was expecting "sell me this VEN"

Sell me this Hen.

See that hen? You can FUCK it!