/smg/ - Stock Market General

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

stupid mices:

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it's all over... g... pro...

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>down 5%

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gonepro

Stocks go up, stocks go down. You can't explain that.

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friendship ended with SPY now Tesla is my best friend

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g...o....p...r...o.....

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Calm down you stupid women

>He didn't buy REFR on this dip

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How many days can you rally on the same trade news? Bullfags are delusional.

Selling everything SPY going to 200.

LCI should be announcing the launch of some new drugs soon

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Buy volatility. Pour the gas and burn it down.

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Holy onions beans, Drumpf really did it this time.
I'm selling my everything I have to buy more
puts as fast as I can!!!!

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>unveiling new drugs to help treat AIDs
No wonder he loves this pos stock so much. The reason hes got back with his wife is probably because she got AIDs from her BLACKED try outS!

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The other Kool Aid Slush was too blue

stop not buying

It was actually BLACKEDraw
BLACKED is so 2016

End urself dork

Guys, i have LCI guys wife on the phone. She just put in an order of 50,000 shares of BLACKED (BLKD) with her "Cuck of a husbands", life saving. Its official. LCI guys wife sold all his shares to buy more BLKD.

SELL

LCI

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Whats the difference

This crash. I'm euphoric.

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Seriously though, anyone not buying right now is a sucker.
This "correction" makes no sense.
There's like no reason at all for it, and we will definitely be ending the day in green.

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I don't have anymore money to buy now because i bought at the open of the market today

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Turn on the bots Goldman

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ending green? no. green tomorrow? yes.

you try soo hard.. my goodness kid go outside once in awhile

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Guess this might be a good time to swipe some ETFs though. What are some good ones to grab during this low period?

You promised 300 EOD

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Where's your short squeeze bamboozle?

flashlights in the dark

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>LCIs dipping below nine dollars
oh no nono nononono

not ending green today

they are putting pressure on trump to make the deal like they tried back during the first "correction" but will fail again

same
lets hold each other

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lmao loving this.

quien? yo? No hay nina rodillera aquí @_@ !!!

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REFR STAY DOWN PLZ MY PAYMENT COMES IN TOMORROW
REFR STAY DOWN PLZ MY PAYMENT COMES IN TOMORROW
REFR STAY DOWN PLZ MY PAYMENT COMES IN TOMORROW

I've been saying the last several days, sometimes the obvious play is the correct one.

by the end of march I'll either be down 20% all time or up 800% all time.

>everyone anally annihilated over a 1% drop
I can't wait for a real crash

THE TRUE FACE OF BIG5GOY

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>JMU up 260%

Fuck why can't you be SEEL??

Based and Bearpilled
My shorts still under water, but I can wait.

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Where has that thumb been?

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We're back bros :^)

Bullfags are SEETHING

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were pulling back boys

bears blew their load to quickly

Haha imagine beign a bullfag in this market

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Shows over boys, ppt woke up.

Bulls are coming back from lunch.

Thanks Donald !

Bears are waking from hibernation

Tomorrow trade deal canceled and dow -1000 points

To be fair it's a big engulfing candle. A single day wiped out all gains of the last two weeks.

Pretty realistic since the bulge is bigger on the mexican

Hey, to all the bag holders out there still on the LCI sinking ship. How scared are you right now? I hope you liked 7 dollars!

tomorrow trade deal is signed and dow +1000 points

true true.
goys those cheapies aren't gonna buy themselves!
hurry up while they last!

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We were in gamma jam for a week with no excuse to go up, what did bulls think was going to happen?

>A single day wiped out all gains of the last two weeks.

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Donald is not getting what he is asking for and the chinese are not reasonable beign communists and all

Also hard brexit incoming with several EU economies hitting negative growth aka recession

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Hey does anyone know why Kellogg is getting wiped out?

Should I buy some?

Besides that, feels tasty holding stacks of TVIX and UVXY into today :3
buying more UVXY Friday afternoon didn't feel great at the time, but now it feels alright

STOP SELLING

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live by the cheese die by the cheese

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SQQQ-chan, I love you.

china needs to sign or continue making the promise to sign before the postponed date expires

they are losing more than america and they know it. they cant hold out too much longer.

I forgot how obnoxious people on here are when the market starts going down

Another test inc, hold onto your butts

No :^)

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J.C. penny is looking at the possibility of a turnaround, short term profits are guaranteed

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IM LOSING MONEY WHY THE FUCK ARE WE DROPPING SO HARD?

>you guys are SOOO obnoxious! ughhh!
lol fuck off, faggot

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Earnings on Mar 6

www.fairfieldcurrent.com/news/2019/03/03/research-frontiers-inc-refr-short-interest-up-70-2-in-february.html

Short squeeze soon

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You are giving too much credit for them beign a reasonable trade partner, they are revered for their ability to fuck over everybody

my basedbeans are up but my Sugar is crashing with no survivors

Back to 250

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My REFR bro

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>WHY THE FUCK ARE WE DROPPING SO HARD?

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they shat on the america because american politicians for the past 30+ years have been prostituting america for personal gains.

trump is different. if they sign they will stay true somewhat until after trumps 2nd term is over.

I should buy some Boeing cheapies.

Are you happy you might finally have the chance to unload your SQQQ bags

god i need to stop buying so close to the first of the month i swear this happened the last time i bought

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this is nothing boy

I hope Trump increases the tarry and crushes China underfoot

>anyone know why [food company] is getting wiped out?
Yeah, it's been the trend for the past several weeks. Del Monte, Kraft, Kellog, Coca Cola, they're involved in food their stock probably crashed soe.

Nah man, they will never stay true, everybody trading with chinese know what absolute jews they are

Best way to deal with them actually would be permanent tariffs

lmao seething
how those GALT bags doing, little buddy?

That user is not giving them credit for anything, what are you on about? The Chinese economy is set up to make revenue from selling shit to the US. They need that revenue stream. They know this because they're asian therefore good at math.

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short DIS for a CM flop and then long for avengers + summer lineup

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>TQQQ stop losses triggered
What should I rebuy at lads?

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They don't need the US when they have literally every other country in the palm of their hands