/smg/ - Stock Market General

crash? what crash O_O edition


>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

stupid mices:

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Other urls found in this thread:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Holding SQQQ to $25

I hope you SQQQ incels closed your positions

Buy the dips in LCI and Galt.

Buy them good.

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If the market closed green or close to it I'd expect another heavily red day tomorrow.
Looks like we're gonna be green and everyone who buys inverse etfs premarket will get fucked.

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green day, shout out to KHC, TLT, and Tesla 300

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Bearfags fell for the crash meme. Again

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BUY SPKE
BUY HONDA
BUY NOK

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it will happen when you least expect it

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reminder

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Bruh no one cares, filtered

any anons here do algo tradings? how is it doing? and what types of strats do you use?

Please stop with these poor quality posts.

reminder.

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VTSAX

based comfy

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Up 0.08%.

I told you to calm down

Knee can you post your trades today? It was super interesting day, for me it was another case of me looking at futures, thinking we were going to gap up then bleed, and being too coward to short. What's your take on it?

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>sold some SQQQ and TVIX at open
>bought back in halfway up the spike, after admitting defeat
>got some more cheapies after hours

your welcome bears, market dumped within minutes of me capitulating

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Portfolio 1 is QQQ

Guess what portfolio 2 is

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>he's so desperate for human interaction that he engages with someone roleplaying as a 5 year old girl on an anonymous imageboard
Have you considered suicide?

im down 1% after market but none of my stocks went down after market.

hello?

>Guess what portfolio 2 is
Following Jim Kramer's advice?

something chosen with hindsight, to illustrate a predetermined strawman argument?

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shhh I NEED more data

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Mid and small cap dividend aristocrats
Good luck with your skitzo randomness chart

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What about large cap dividend aristocrats?

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Oh sorry I forgot to mention I'm backtesting only with a high growth DA. I'll do with high growth large cap now too

Back testing is fun but can't predict the future
This is just for lolz

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should I open account in vanguard or schwab for passive etf investing?

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Why invest in the stock market funds like VTI, VOO, or SPY over individual stocks? I understand it's generally safer, but over the long term couldn't individual stocks still be a better option with better returns and dividends?

Like why wouldn't you want to YOLO or high risk/high reward a certain percentage of your investments

bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio

No one can beat the average over a long time period. You can index into growth or invest in individual growth stocks to match the average. It depends on your time line and risk tolerance.

Nintendo a buy?

told you guys to go long crude after Friday's close

it will bounce back to 57/58, its not too late to get on for an easy trade

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Probably not it. It only rises with hype, the news itself, no matter how good, always returns it to $34

yes

The thing about exchange-traded funds is that they are traded on exchanges. It doesn't matter where you have your account, you can just buy and sell them on the open market from any broker. So go with whoever offers the smallest fees and the greatest utility for whatever your needs are.

Which is why I sorta wanna snag it when it’s under 34.
Although half of the investment would be for nostalgias sakes (which is kinda ironic because nostalgia is the main thing keeping them afloat)

depends on fees. If they don't charge fees, then it doesn't matter.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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Just wait until obvious pumps, like a month before e3 it'll be cheap

What do you guys do beside this shit?

Run a VR arcade

i work full time

make fun of LCIguy

>No one can beat the average over a long time period.

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I took that logic with atvi before blizzcon last year.

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/smg/ controls the economy of the world

I'm a college student and have an internship
I devote almost no time to the stock market on a daily basis, I just hodl and watch/wait
I do all my research beforehand

how much time do you devote to daily smg posting

/smg/ has announced a buyout of berkshire hathaway

Not much

>not much
>spends most mornings, afternoons and nights posting in /smg/ and stocktwits
I do it too but who the fuck are you kidding lol

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Instead of playing a game or texting on my phone during my downtime, I post on /smg/ and check my GALT

see It really doesn't take that much time to make a post and then go back to what you were doing

>If the market closed green or close to it I'd expect another heavily red day tomorrow.
>Looks like we're gonna be green and everyone who buys inverse etfs premarket will get fucked.

this is some rich hokum.

attorney

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Play games, exercise, watch sports, research stocks, jackoff, eat, sleep. I would say go to work but got laid off and am dragging ass looking for a new one.

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Rental real estate.

Nasdaq 100 double topped today.

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S&P rejected resistance for the 4th or 5th time depending if you want to count the lower 2800 peak.

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I hate being poor

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You're supposed to sell before the actual news and just ride the hype

why are you poor user?

Based and redpilled

It never went up before, during, or after. I got raped repeatedly over the next few months and capitulated.

Made all the losses back elsewhere though.

I had to pay tuition and now I'm behind on an insurance payment
But at least I'm not in student debt!!

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oh you're a student
yeah students have to be poor such is life

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be sad about life

What are some good dividend stock to hold?

V T S A X

aapl msft hon jpm

My only individual stock holdings are dividend paying mature techs and financials.

Aapl, jpm, intc, qcom, ally, xom, and a couple insurance companies.

I work 32 hours a week but I might start donating plasma like a peak wagie

>buy my bags

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I hate namefags but you, you're alright. Upfiltered

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>donating
idjot.

Goddamn I kept waiting to buy the dip on Rakuten and now its 8.46

Why are Japan Tobacco and Rakuten perfect inverses today?

Forgot pic

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OH NO NO NO

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CPTA
CLM

is there a list of all the international stocks one can buy on robinhood

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Gh earnings in 10min

Dammit I thought those were tomorrow i forgot to buy

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Tomorrow is nio

>open news
>"CHINA-AMERICAN DEAL TO END TARIFFS"
>free trade 5eva
>no more thievin chinaman
>IP protected
>China defeated
>Trump fucking won
>check stocks after long grueling work day
WTF

I love that story about the Amazon AI that had to be reprogrammed because it was referring a large number of male engineer applicants because it determined that the male engineers working at Amazon were statistically superior to the female engineers.

wheres my conference call? this shit said 7pm

I'd say a moderately acceptable deal has been price in. Great deal has not. Markets currently trading high for a mediocre deal.

The conditions that existed back in October are still in full force right now. Market drop was not really about China. It was mainly fed hikes and fear coming off the forever bull of 2017. Now there has been a solid month of some pretty lackluster earnings from the blue chips. Where is the impetus to push back up to ATH? Flat or retrace down a fair amount to get people buying again seems like the most likely scenario here.

no trading today and probably for few days :(
too sick

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out of all website im looking at only marketwatch has updated gh numbers

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