What to do with 1000$ /biz?

What to do with 1000$ /biz?

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I'll have a steady income of at least 150 bucks every month for 5 months. That adds up at least to 750 bucks. What can I do to raise it to 2000 american dollaroos over the course of 5 maybe 6 months fellers?

if you're coming here to find out, you might as well just buy a 6-pack and set it in on fire

HELLO FRIENDS HOW DO I MAKE $3.12 INTO $500000000 IN THREE DAYS. ALSO NO RISK, ALSO I WANT TO KEEP THE MONEY. TELL ME PLEASE

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bitmex?

I mean, either that or spend it on hookers and booze

But I have a job user, the problem is its an intern position and all I can save is 150 a month.

based. stay below 10x tho

Get a better job

Helium tank...

>10x

never gonna make it

Put the 1000 into a starter emergency saving fund, then pay off all your debts, smallest to largest. Then save 3-6 months living expenses. Then pay off the house, save for the kids college funds and put 15% of earnings into your retirement fund. Then after that start investing. Good luck user.

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Buy ETH

axolotl farming

I liked that show Legion

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Evenly split between SQQQ, SDOW, and SPXU

put it all on red baBY!

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Based

QNT
tommorow is the day

No, black.

FOAM

Put it in a short position on BTC or ETH x5 leverage.
Close the position next week, and spread what money you have out on every shitcoined that is shilled on Jow Forums.