There's someone here who works at a BAGEL SHOP...

Get clover for Jow Forums unless you've an iphone
trust me you won't go back

>not shitposting on your phone all day at work
This is literally the ONLY way to make it as a wageslave.

I do this.

1) If you're context switching makes less efficient at your work and shitposting.
2) It shows you're a zoomer addicted to their fucking phone all the time that can't get away from the website.
3) It show that you're a low tier wagecuck if you don't already have a computer to go, and by association a brainlet, and downgrading the quality of the board. There's a normalfag board called /soc/, or maybe try reddit, you'll like it
3) It's WAY less efficient so even if your goal is absorbing dopamine, you're doing it wrong because it's a retarded device.

stories like this are really cute i secretly hope that one day i can by accident meet a fellow bizlet and we both understand eachother completely

>bagel merchant
>Jow Forums lurker
You know what to do.

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I went to a college full of neckbeards and it's pretty obvious to know which ones browsed Jow Forums and all of them were smelly, ugly and faggy

>someday our eyes meet in a Starbucks
>we nod quietly
>we both walk into the restroom together
>lock the door
>you spit on my throbbing cock before I enter your right hairless asshole
>I choke you unconscious and pull out just in time nut all over your balls
>no homo

what is this boomer drivel? Why are you so upset? Was your favorite pudding not available today at the retirement home?

>having such poor opsec that other people actually find out what you are looking at on the internet
wew

One of my coworkers told me about biz but he's a normie all in on tron kek

You can hate Jews all you want, most people do, but bagels are great, and I don’t care what background you have, I’ll buy a bagel from you and chomp it down like Herschel Noseburg munching on a bag of foreskins

Look, there's lots of games to play like Hearthstone, Fortnite and Diablo Immortal. I heard twitch.tv has some nice conversation as well, I recommend those since their phone technology is pretty advanced

lmao nigga the center of your bread is missing like they stole the best part like how do you not realize when you're getting jewed?

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wtf boomer stfu

Looks like late adopters have reached biz. Imagine that they still think that they will make it with meme coins.

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it was me you bitch nigga.

Listen here faggot, the medium you use to post doesn’t determine the quality of your threads/replies. You could remove the ability to post from a mobile device and this place would still be a steaming pile of shit because EVERYONE has a computer.

>these digits
>ANOTHER holocaust
wasted

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TRIPS OF TRUTH!!!

I'm a neet not a larp. I literally don't do shit.

the only reason i still turn up here is to see all the late adopters that unironically think link is going to make them rich realize it won't

You’re fucking retarded. I’m gonna fuck your breads and put dick jokes in your biscuits

I got fired from my last office cuck job for being on the internet all day browsing. Now I stick to my phone because paranoid.

I work at a bagel shop and post on Jow Forums I thought you were my fren. I have hopes on opening my own cafe

The only faggot who I ever met at work was some loser who posted on /mu/ completely self-absorbed wanted to "MAKE IT" like bro make it with money not with your shitty music. Dayum! I mean we all wanna be famous but the dudes music was trash.

I only work at the Bagel Shop part-time for fun and to smash young cuties.

anons are everywhere.

don’t mek me post the octopus pepe

>not seeing how many biz memes you can drop into conversation before he gets wise
>not securing free bagels from a fellow bizbro

b-but we turn the foreskins into gold..
You're not a real jew REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Should have given him the music blackpill so he could focus on gaining financial independence while only doing music to achieve personal fulfillment on the side

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yeah that ((braun)) dude is powerful but far from "running the entire music industry"