Best cities where I can become a slum lord!

I have 500k, and I can borrow up to 2.5 million dollars to buy homes.

I only shop at Walmart, Costco and Home Depot; so I really don't care what city I live in; as long as I can eventually open a Strip Club in the same city for less than 250,000.

I was looking at Oklahoma City, and it seemed like a good city where I can easily get 1% a month return on the homes.

What are some other good areas, preferably a bit colder, but still have good divorce laws?

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This thread has epic potential. So I invest in these shitty places and then have to deal with pajeets cooking curry nonstop and white trash with car parts all over the place and jigaboos punching holes in the walls. Did I miss something?

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what the fuck is going on with those garages lmao

Strip clubs are a washing machine. Get ready to pay your dues or be used as a laundry matt

american architects

Retarded ideas old man

Seriously are you 73?

Curry is delicious

What do you like? Burgers?

Why not Detroit?
Legitimate properties there for actual dirt prices

the absolute state of that house. it's like it was designed by someone with parkinsons tripping on DMT