Gambling is better than fucking

>It depends on the game and for how long
Your true profits are the total profits over all the games you've played. You might win one short game, but you've probably lost multiple short games if you do.

>pro gamblers know about probabilities
True, but pro gamblers don't gamble at casinos for money. I was assuming playing against the house.

This is why I only visit the black jack table once every 2-3 years. And I make sure to take amphetamine

You are right but gambling will take you down a dark hole that is really fucking hard to get out of. You don't know addiction until you've woken up from a dream where you were playing slots and then had a unquenchable thirst to play the slots so you jump out of bed with your pajamas still on, head down to your local casino, get a drink and spend about $200 on the slots.

In those moments literally nothing else matters and I feel like I am being given a steady dip of ecstasy but when it is all over and I know the house always win, I go from the top of the world to absolute bottom of the void.

Point is, don't get into gambling kids. That shit will fuck your life up. Granted I should have better self control and learn to only play with only what I can afford to lose.

I started gambling one month ago and I'm already like that

tried going pro with live poker. was crushing at 10bb/hr for my first 150 hours at 1/2. thought i was a beast, started playing drunk/not studying/taking it as seriously.

definitely am stuck lifetime now.

depends who you fucking

Yo mama

It's true, I only received a $100 bill for a cab ride home after I fucked a girl once. She was begging me to stay and fuck her more and I didn't want to, so she through a $100 bill at me expecting me to be like no it's fine, but I took it and left. The cab cost me $23.

Thanks for the memories, user.