GODDAMNIT ALL TO HELL

GODDAMNIT ALL TO HELL
WHOSE DICK DO I HAVE TO SUCK TO GET A GODDAMNED JOB OFFER!?

IT'S BEEN 4 GODDAMNED MONTHS
APPLIED FOR AT LEAST A HUNDRED JOBS
HAD INTERVIEWS
NO GODS-BE-DAMNED JOB OFFER!

WHAT
THE
ACTUAL
FUCK!?!?!?!

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kek

Laugh it up, furball. You're not staring homelessness in the face. :-(

You need to pull yourself up by your own bootstraps. Call the CEO and give him a firm handshake. Knock on some doors. Let yourself into the boardroom, resume in hand. Get an unpaid internship, gotta spend money to make money, faggot. Jesus these fucking entitled millennials. You need to figure it out or you'll never have a family and raise kids to fund your social security when you retire. Goddamn muh climate change, muh gender fluidity. You're a fucking communist. I bet you have a hammer and sickle tramp stamp. Look at Karl Marx over here thinks he just deserves being a rich CEO. Wtf is wrong with your generation? I worked every day of the week from 16 and made minimum wage until I was 30. I didn't take a vacation until I was 40 and only to go to a funeral. Build the wall!

FFS it's not like I have no experience in my field or are a fuck-up, what the actual FUCK is wrong with this country (U.S.) that an experienced person can't get a goddamned job!?

Just what I needed: /b/tard level copypasta. Thanks so much for that, now KYS.

Dude just move somewhere else lmao the US is a horrible place to work in anyways

Maybe tattooing your forehead was not a good idea

Then why does everyone look so miserable in europe

Because they have a job

why should they pick you instead of somebody less autistic and less ragey?

Do you have a job center near you who can help you out with finding a job?

If you are a religious person, maybe hit up your local church and ask the priests or church staff to see if they have any job openings at the church or if they have any friends that maybe need someone to work for them.


Most jobs are given through connections so you will need to look to your friends, family, previous co workers, community members, and whatnot.

what's your background OP?

this thread reminded me i need to send an email to some HR rep that has been blowing me off for 3 weeks after i spent 6 hours on a pre-interview test for him on a saturday.

thanks op. good luck, we all need it

BOOMER!!!

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Everyone is desperate for a job nowadays so employers can afford to only hire people with experience or good degrees. A lot of people are simply unemployable, it sucks but there you have it

r/resumes saved my fucking life.

Feels good to live in the USA
Zion Don is even importing millions of legal immigrants because we are doing so well ;)

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welcome to the new normal. you must lie on your resume to get in the door user it's really your only hope.

same problem. i literally had to know someone to get an entry level job for which i have xp that spans from 2008

Send repeated followup emails. There are legitimately employers that use them to gauge interest or engagement.

They want me to work for free for two weeks as a trial run. What kind of sick shit is this

Honestly you zoomers are fucked hey, for every available job there is shitloads of people who have more experience and skills than you do, moreso than ever before. You niggers could have a Masters from Oxford and you will be still be forced to work fast food

I can never tell if this is a meme or not there is no way this is legal

I kid you not desu. They’re calling it a trial period (no pay). The owner is Jewish. I wish I was memeing.

jobs and resume threads are back. bull run confirmed praise be the Lord.

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>working for a Jewish boss
That’s the meme

Pull yourself up by the boot straps.

>tfw took me almost a year to get a job after graduating with a 4 year engineering degree

i never had a problem getting work in australia

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Praise be, brother.

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Criminally underrated

working is a meme