Is it real?

It's hard for me to believe just because I spend way too much time on an Australian message board for wombat brokering shitposting that I'm going to be rich beyond my wildest dreams.

Is this real life?

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I put my life savings in it and all I got was this lousy T-shirt

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I will give you my life savings for official LINK merch

No, you fell for a meme. No one unironically holds link. You played yourself, OP

I unironically hold but for ironic reasons

200k staNK in the baNK

motherfucker this is all or nothing
copped a rental property in the ghetto part of town during the last bullrun but jesus christ that's not going to be "enough"
i want to have what my children will have in my lifetime, before they exist

damn..is this selfish..?

105k stinklet here

Are we going to make it?

It pisses me off that literal shit coins got better progress in the last year.

ANNNND YOU GET A SHIRT!

ANNNND YOU!

ANNNND YOU GET A SHIRT!

ANNNND YOU!

I have a men’s size large and some stickers from the SF fireside chat. 5k link and it’s all yours

When was your first link buy?

5m is a steep price, friend.

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No Oxford comma... Absolutely disgusting Adelyn.

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Checked free shirts with every purchase of nulink the stable coin chainlink to a cup of shitty american coffee.

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so fucking delusional

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Nope. BNB. Seriously

t. nopants

>t. nopants
Chainlink is a meme is a meme is a meme which is a meme which is absolutely a meme.
And for all the pajjet lurkers: Memed again Rajesh try getting Google translate to read that back to you in shit skin .

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Thank you for pointing this out, we've fixed that for you.

Sincerely,

- Chainstink Team

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kek, yes Sergey the nobody leading a team of 3 will be one of the richest man alive. Wake up, Sergey is just slowly exit scamming

The shirts are cute at all until they become a signal for opportunists to figure out you were only of the "one's who got lucky" and start asking for a handout. save it for special occasions.

Kek it wouldn't surprise that you rely on this place to proofread your stuff while getting all dreamy over Reddit

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42 cents forever
forever 42 cents

checked blessed by kek - i didnt even get a tshirt fren

This, sadly

>2 man team plus their pal Jonny

>official LINK merch

We are making shirts that fit dan, can probably toss some designs on springshirt while we are at it.

you need at least a mil token to make it. $1 per token.

Please tell me the context for this gif.

Sergey basically made Adelyn get up in the middle of his talk with Tom Gonser and fetch him a Big Mac because he was getting hungry again for the 6th time that hour. Incredibly unprofessional. All this while Tom is losing his shit because Sergey is stuttering and can't figure out what the chat is about and he keeps referencing his obscure journal (hint: it's actually a new secret McDonald's menu that the company let him get a sneak peek at. His fave is still the Big Mac, however). That fireside chat was a total disaster as is this entire project. Sergey is losing control and his addiction to fast food is spiraling to project into oblivion

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Stop calling him Downer Dan

>Please tell me the context for this gif.
Someone in the audience asked Sergey why he calls burgers sergers. Sergey got upset and asked the guy to leave. You can clearly see him point to the door. This was during the big gnoser talk. Afterwards Tom assured the crowd that it's completely normal to develop weird nicknames for things. After all, he said, look who you're talking to, we're making a weird project with no use case to run on obscure literal who blockchain startups. This is actually a good historical gif in the timeline of what analysts are calling the link tragedy because this is where we got the literal who meme from. Gnoser actually gives to this community unlike serger Sergey.

kek

Any money you are willing to spend on crappy link merchandise you should actually spend on link itself