Tfw unironically spent my last $300 on lottery tickets

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I'm not a gambling man but I betcha he loses,

Where can I send the Rope OP

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My positive thought is with you. What you planning to do with the money?

you would have at least been better off buying crack.

Underrated post

If you can't beat your gambling addiction you will always be poor

And selling it at a premium

You should have made a bet today on Ajax vs Real Madrid. Easy 3x

He would've been better off investing in Bitconnect.

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hopefully turn my life around and not wind up living in my car next month

If dubs you must buy LINK with your winnings

GOD speed, user

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man living in a car is not even that bad. other anons are right, should've hit the roulette table or made some sports bets if you wanted reasonable odds for not losing it all

I’d love to hear your story. Never talked to an actual retard before

Well I guess before you off yourself tell us you story OP how the fuck did you become such a fucking degenerate gambler.

Let us know what happens OP

you would probably be better off going to a casino playing blackjack or roulette than taking literally one in a million odds.

Started with being retarded and buying crypto during the bubble, got burned, started trying to trade alts, became an obsession so much that I lost my job burned bridges in my field...started drinking again, got a DUI and lost my license and yea you can use you can fill in the rest with your imagination...

thanks user

We can't all make it OP well Nice knowing you.

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Yikes user then on top of all that you go and blow 300 dollars on the lottery get yourself together lad

Keep us posted user

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Fucking retard.

If you're gonna gamble might as well throw it all into crypto. Actual high change of making at least a 100% in 12 months .

>MFW we break new ATH's within a few months and OP is not there to enjoy it because he's dead.

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sometimes i invest in lottery tickets but its never paid off for me

dude why. just buy a $15 at most and even that is pretty expensive.

Here luck

You do realize you could have put 100$ in three different lowcap altcoins and would have had a very good chance to make a profit in the coming months? You literally just burned 300$ on the low IQ tax.

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matched 3/5 on one ticket, payout: $16.50
matched 2/5 on 18 tickets, payout: $18.00
total payout: $32.50

welp

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you should have bought $300 worth of NYZO on Qtrade

To think that you thought you actually had a chance says a lot.

Elliot Valentine?

lmao. im feeling good today op give me an eth wallet.

More than you deserve desu

Wait what lotto did you play?
Cash4life has 1/7,200,000 odds for $2 a play, with the prize being $1k a week for life.

So you would have had 150/7,200,000 > 15/720,000 > 3/144,000 > 1/48,000 odds of winning.

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>hey Jow Forums how do I turn $300 into $32

...did you win?

hurry up user i got to leave

He probably hung himself already. I feel bad for OP he seriously needs to seek help if your with us OP seek help. Call an addiction hotline or something man

i was unironically going to send him 300$ in ether.

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t-thanks

just joking bro.

wrong elliot, normie

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You;'d probably waste it on ethroll or some shit. we ain't funding your gambling addiction seek help faggot.

good luck!

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I laughed pretty hard at this post for some reason

Odds aren't even 1 in a million. It's 1 in 302 Million LOL

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did you win yet lol

you could have spent that money on making living in your car more comfortable

based

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Could've went to bingo for a week with that money

You could have bought kneepads AND a wig, and with those two turned your $300 into $600. But now you'll just have to rely on hooking drunk Johns with bad eyesight and getting sore knees.

>sometimes i invest in lottery tickets
>invest
>lottery tickets
Just when I thought this board couldn't get any more retarded.

It's like 1984 where there's fake lotteries and nobody actually wins because the winners are fake

>he didn't buy scratch offs

>not swingtrading low mcap shitcoins
come on man

Honestly people really suck at lotto, scratch tickets are the way to go.
> Take $20
> Find $2 scratch ticket with ticket # in high teens, aim for 17-19
> Buy 10
> If you lose, you lost $20
> You will probably win $100+
> Take original investment out, you're now even at worst
> Take remaining $80
> Look for $20 ticket with ticket # below 30
> Buy 4
You will either end up even, or up a good amount as $20 ticket prizes are much higher. I have done this plenty of times. I built this strategy selling lotto tickets at a customer service counter at a grocery store for years. As long as the original $2 hits, your golden, worst case it doesn't, you lose $20. Only do this when have cash to burn or really desperate obviously.

Aren't scratch off way to psuedo and any good mathematician can find out the right numbers to buy. I know it happened in Massachusetts

>jackpot
triggered

If it matters OP you made my day. I was feeling suicidal because my consulting business only got 20 hours this week at $90/h and I only got $1800 worth of business this week when I need $3000 a week to make it full time - but at least I'm not you. Gods speed and see you on the other side of the rope. I'm sure I'll be joining you soon once it all falls apart.

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bump - did OP an hero yet?

if you are poor before the lottery, you are going to be poor after the lottery. Poor people stay poor because they are bad with money

OP pays the brainlet tax

OP do not let this get to you, thinks will eventually get better fren. Hope you make a self realization and improve your situation

Yeah, several state lotteries actually changed up their distribution and/or do not do rollovers in to scratchoffs anymore because some big brained madlad could almost turn it into an income.