Bros, anyone else also waiting for that text back?

You meant "she was not like all the rest", right?

No, I said my goodbyes, I'm just waiting to see if he has enough decency to say his.

You were going to injure this woman by doing this if you weren't LARPing so brazenly

probably smells like china. tastes like india. imagine the smell.

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W-what did you mean by this?...

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We can't do doggy really. We tried again a couple days ago but it was hurting her too much. Kind of sucks because I want to rail the fuck out of her but that would destroy her pussy maybe. I hope it stretches more. This is why I'm thinking her asshole might be a good choice but shes scared to try.

you're a massive larper, you know how I know? because doggy doesn't allow as deep of penetration because of the glutes.

>tfw I lost my login details to an app and I can never message her again

why god why

yes

the circumstances were really complicated. i was a male model in Korea during the winter of 2012. I had broken my toe and couldn't work, and the owner of the agency wanted to kick me out of the apartment. I was basically homeless and had gotten screwed out of all the money I'd made in Malaysia (did an international campagin for over $10 grand, plus like 30 other jobs). Anyway I was gonna kill myslef, but being a model we always got bottle service at this club called Eden. Anyway I met my wife there when my luck had completely run out. She took me in and took me to the hospital. Paid for me to renew my visa. She was completely selfless and really seemed to love me. Once I got back on my feet we started a small business together in Korea. I'd been with a decent number of girls in my life but she was the only one that I never thought would fuck me over.

Maybe I'm a bad husband. Maybe she's too much of a normie. Maybe she's a fucking bitch and I was too blind to realize it. Doesn't matter much now because I'm fucked.

He hurt me too much this time and I won't be able to forgive him again, so I said something stupid and he said something stupid back and in the end I couldn't take it anymore and just said goodbye.

it has been two years, im still waiting. Maybe I can telepathically tell her to text me back.

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how did he hurt you?

why are you divorcing user ? What happened ?

none of your business, fren

I can deadlift two plates for three reps buddy

diversification is they key to ejaculation

probably because I'm happier here with you guys than out there in the real world

shit user. At last you truly see

Im here for you brother. Wel not really, I'm leaving the thread after this post, but good luck to you

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> tfw found clingy girlfriend

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continued... and she's a cute thiccc azn cutie too

mah nigga

move on

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Are you a 12 year old girl?

>do you like music

what kind of retarded question is that

it's called a rhetorical question you moron learn to flirt

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this. everybody knows that podcasts are where its at

Kek I'm a vegan manlet who barely goes to the gym and I deadlift more.

Correct
Let's pretend it's not a lie, do you understand the damage you would do if she can't even handle missionary? Honestly dude doing this could result in permanent incontinence, hemorrhoids, damaging the membranes of the large intestine, and on.
Also you'd get poop on your dick.
Do you want poop on your dick?
Do you want your dick to smell like poop?

Yeah, it was a great date, she was laughing, we were singing, we screwed and she came. Romantic kiss goodnight before she left. And not a word since.
Girls are the essence of beauty on earth but they make no fucking sense. I’ve unironically decided to try guys because I’m sick of the shit
>inb4 faggot
The lust I feel for females is strong, but until a badass one comes among you just have to wait. It’s not worth beating my mind up over. Would like a bj once in a while without having to navigate a labyrinth.

women are not that hard to figure out just get a six pack and you'll have your pick of the litter. 99% of the time it's because you're an out of shape nerd who's too available. it's like buying a car at a dealership, if you go to one they'll try to fuck you hard but as soon as they see you have other options they'll get on all 4s and suck your dick.

t. 12 year old

or you fell for a narcissist. I've been there. like 10 times in a row for 15 years until I caught on.

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I do have a six pack and work out. I support myself with crypto and music. My problem is I’m an artist, independent, can’t really be basic. I mean, we had sex. Just couldn’t get that text back, she must’ve ruminated on me and felt suspicious about me getting rich off crypto and being die hard about music. I think we all have problems here cuz we aren’t normies. It will never make sense to us and we need to just let the women fall into place. Controlling desire is the only way to make it.

I mean... you could just text her and be like way to drop off the map. call her out on it. women weirdly love that shit.

You are right about competition working in mens’ favor. I think I mentioned to her that it was cool to meet her, I hadn’t met many artists and was unhappy with prior dates. Yeah now I think of it I probably spilled my spaghetti.
Fucking mind game roasties

My last text was friendly asking how her weekend was. Maybe I will call her out.
She left her panties in my room. I’m tempted to go to the open mic she hosts and leave them on her mic stand but have been advised against, kek.

wtf there are gays on this board? gross

Sorry bros, don't know that feel.

But judging by her tumblr for the past couple years, she would know OP's feel, cause I've still got her hooked.

or you could be like "you forgot your underwear will trade for free food" just have some fun and troll her like you would troll anyone on this board.

Yeah a lot of them are in the closet i.e. you

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Fuck I never thought of that. Yeah I get hemorrhoids sometimes and I hate them, I dont want my gf to get them or have ass problems. Damn no anal I guess.

>do you like air?
>love air

>"do you like literally something everyone likes"
>"uhm yes user I do tee hee, wow we have a lot in common"
You anons should study persuasion. You can spin anything into a positive even if you have nothing in common with a hot chick.

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Yeah I want to but idk what kind of shit a girl can pull these days with “I was drunk and he raped me.” So cucked by society
Jow Forums unironically turned me gay.
I’d rather shitpost traps than listen to some roastie gab
If it’s a psyop it’s working

You sound like a complete faggot and when she realizes that too she will drop you.