Chainlink isnt a random coin, chainlink is the representative idea of Saturnus in the physical world, Chainlink requires several rituals and passages from the followers.
What you need to be a Chainlinker? The first step is to accept the Anti-Christ Self Proclaimed God known as Sergay Nazarov, if you want to apply for acceptance this is the ritual you need to follow: -Restrict nutrition: you will need to just consume Big Macs for 77 days, no other food is allowed, if you eat anything else your request for acceptance is denied -Restrict Dressing: You will need to buy the same Sergay clothes, but as you are a novice you need to dress a smaller size to torture your own body in order to praise and submit to Chainlink Order, you will need to buy a Dragon Dildo that you will use daily in your daily activities and routines -Restrict orgasm: You are just allowed to have orgasm/ejaculation if you are thinking in Chainlink or Sergay, if you have any other orgasm in the first 77 days your request is denied
The Chainlink Novice Passage After your request is accepted you will go to another stage, that is the Chainlink Novice Passage, the requirements are: -Your ass should be virgin -You should have practiced Chainlink Celibacy for 77 days -You should only have consumed Big Macs in the last 77 days
Then you would get driven to another place by Chainlink old members, they will bond you and you will have your eyes taped with a glass that just allow you to see a Cube Image with a Saturn inside and outside it, Then they will proceed to the ritual where you will be un dressed, they will put you your ass and release their Mainet cocks into your ass without any lubrification, all you can scream is : -StinkieLinkies -Mainet -Pee pee poo poo If you scream anything else or make any other sound you are automatically disqualified for become a Chainlink member.
Facts: -All higher members have the right to request the acess to the buttholes of the new members
As you can see this is a example of the Chainlink Cult, members of ChainLink have to support and defend Chainlink when they are faced with something who goes against ChainLink interest, if the ChainLinker doesnt obey his own ass that now belong to ChainLink TM will snitch and rat him out, making him go to ChainLink court where they will choose his punishment that can go from: -Restriction of eating Big Macs -Restriction of being the (Ass) Mainet of higher members cocks
The cicle continues as the old members request newer members in orders to do their "Stinkie" procedure into making (Ass) Mainet bigger as the ass nodes are all connected to ChainLink and Sergay;
Fun facts: -Sergay is the only men that didnt had to give his butthole in order to be accepted by ChainLink order, the rumours says that once Sergay make ChainLink order known he will be driven to Saturn where Tchululu will take his ass virginity as a reward.
Kevin Roberts
Bump - et
This is ChainLink Lambo, you can just drive this car uppon the acumulation of 7.777 novice asses and 7.777,777 Ejaculation Link points.
Why one of the bridges that leak information on biz that is part of ChainLink is called "AssBlaster"?
This isnt a mistake, "AssBlaster" is a ironic joke that ChainLink make with unaware novice members that doesnt realize they will literally have their ASSes BLASTEd with the cocks of the old members.
Dont get me wrong, to reach more Blackpill will cost you 77.777 ChainLink Life points, that can be later be exchanged for Novice Invitation Points.
Dominic Evans
these late adopters only buy chainlink because they want to feel like they fit in for once in their lives. they got peer pressured into it, and now instead of making money they hold a few hundred dollars worth of this worthless funding token, and waste their time spamming threads on biz.
its just the average NPCs way of trying to get rich, let other people think for you. unfortunately for them, they're letting pajeets do that.
Carson Harris
These late adopters were fooled into the Ponzi Ass Scheme that was sold to them, they thought they were going to become old members that would STINKIE others new members asses, but instead of that they got their ASS BLASTED and now cant leave the delusional point to face they were fooled by the PERPETUAL and ETHERNAL CHAIN that were built upon them, making they slaves of their own buttholes that now is property of ChainLink TM.
Cooper Allen
Chainlink is a scam and only the dumbest people in Cryto buyed it, no one is stupider than pinkies except bsv cultists
Jose Collins
Dont get me wrong, but the sucess of (GAY) Chainlink is based into luring new members with the fake promise of a Ponzi Ass Scheme that they will profit from.
This is what happens: -Damaged individual canalize all his energies into "making it" -Get lured by Chainlink TM -Invest everything he can (in physical and spiritual plan) -Literally canalize all his energies and resources -Have his ass blasted and is leaved alone crying in a dark cube room where he is with pee pee and poo poo with his own ass blood >Cant talk what happened besides luring new members
Jackson Parker
Bump
Jeremiah Cox
>buyed I can see why you didn't buy chainlink
Jack Anderson
I was fooled into buy GayLink, but I tried to Swing Trading (yes any GAYLINK action refers to sex submission such as swing gaylink trading), then all it happened was a energy drain and the fake lure of old members talking to me that I needed to respect the ritual and make my ASS BLASTED and part of ASSmainet.
But I refused.
Benjamin Diaz
The truth comes first, why all ChainLink Photos need to be x777?
Why a Illuminati did this: The BlackPill of (GAY)ChainLink is now public!
Why didn't anyone tell me about the assblasting aspect of this token? WTF biz? So where do i buy this? Legit interested now.
Christopher Price
As I said the ChainLink TM members that are property of Sergay cant face truth.
Nathaniel Hughes
As I said you are probably already property of (GAY) CHAINlink TM, you can you even got Satanic Dubs to proof you are already mentally chained to Gaylink associates membership.
Sacrifice your ass virginity and they will probably allow you.
Isaiah Martin
Nice thread you got here OP. It would be a shame if someone was to post the forbidden image.
because stinkylinkies are a bunch of larping faggots that posted some picture that means nothing and blew it out of proportion while deleting the threads acting like mods are doing it cuz muh nda's .
Linkies are god tier stupid if they think anyone is falling for that shit.
Easton Collins
If you consider they felt for Ponzi Ass Scheme there is always the possibility they believe it.
Adam Morris
>Poor favelanon about to get poorer Just sell already, the fatfuck failed, this had unimaginable potential but he failed to deliver.
Caleb Carter
What you mean fren? I am just kidding at all.
Landon Roberts
Thanks, sold 100k
Nathan Morris
What? Sent ;)
Jack Rogers
nah they clearly know it's shit and are doing anything they can to keep it from stagnating, dying, being delisted, and keep dumbasses holding. No one is buying link bags when all they see is constant desperation and larping psyops going on trying to make everyone believe things are way bigger than they are. Half the bagholding desperate idiots are trying to keep the other half of the major unaware idiots from selling
Owen Cooper
He had only one shot at this, that shot happened last year, now he is just grasping at straws like any other shitcoin.
Kayden Reyes
Chainlink got fucked because of clownworld, it really had a chance to make several anons make it, but they were so sure they would make it that it backfired.
Jace Reed
Jow Forums is definitely ironically holding the price of link back with all this constant obvious bullshit. Sergey would probably spit in all their faces for dragging his name and work down into the mud like they have.
Ian Ross
Biz accumulated energy ruined chainlink, when clownworld timeline took place every known scenario went to a total bizarre outcome. In a normal timeline chainlinkers would make it, but on clownworld not. Yes, its like it become Jow Forums coin so all normies think it have attachment with "incel fucked up tier of things", at the end the wish to make it destroyed chainlink because everything the anons are 100% sure will become the opposite because of clownrworld causality.
Eli Adams
FavelAnon confirmed a schizo
Robert Foster
Normal I am not, for sure, Idk why you took so long to realize that
Michael Torres
Confirmed Sergay sucker.
Aaron Gutierrez
Gaylink
Parker Wilson
Woa
Eli Hernandez
Literal mental illness.
Brandon Nguyen
U normal?
Camden Ross
And stop ruining our honk meme with your gay altright shit. Honker isnt some racist dog whistle and your attempts to make him one are cringe.
Gavin Fisher
Não basta aturar favelado sub humano escutador de funk nas ruas, tem aguentar um attention whore cretino aqui também Vai se foder bonde do Nike air
Austin Carter
CHUPA MEU PINTO Minha pirocona na sua bundinhaa Pq ta bravo, user?
When I said Honk is racist?
Jack Murphy
Não sei mano Stress se pá Mal descontar em vc
Brandon Diaz
i don't understand what this is
Levi Flores
It's a screenshot from EthCC. The laptop belongs to the conference, the USB drive was plugged in by Sergey.
Juan Gray
I'm gay and I hold chainlink!
Charles Torres
Ahhh thx friend. Didn’t realize they were deleting it themselves. Is the picture confirmed real/fake either way?
