Will there be sex breaks in the future workplace

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>wife
>sex

Fuckin A. Would love a work whore. Bang her during lunch break whle munching on a tasty sub.

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OP is a mongoloid, the original article are just friends (the work wives) who are entrepreneurs and work together as business partners. There is not a single man or sex involved.

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It was such a letdown

Rah rah grrrrlllpower look at us were founders and fraaaannnnssss

They could just raise wages but they really don't want to as they haven't in 50 years so they just add more cheap job perks to raise productivity.

Yeh but why not just fuck the girls. Problem solved. I'd smash the chick on the left of the picture to get things rolling.

Damn, when I was 13, I sometimes fantasized about there being a sex hour at school, with the entire class just having a school-mandated orgy. Amazing for these teenage-fantasy porn-scenarios to actually become a reality in the adult working world.

I’m 45. Manager of a property management company. Have always avoided getting involved with my female coworkers/subordinates. Enter 28 year old purple haired ex-meth head recently released from prison for possession. She also has a masters in economics. That’s why I hired her. She’s been quite literally throwing herself at me for 2 months since I hired her. Telling me shit like she likes it rough, she doesn’t get all emotional with sex, she just likes quick animal sex. She also insults my gf for being a high maintenance bitch. So many times I’ve wanted to bend this little slut over and fuck her pussy, but I know it would be a huge mistake.

what could go wrong user

Go for it. Yolo, amirite?

Everything. Sexual harassment lawsuit and an end to existing relationships. Ruined reputation. If she is ex meth head with a big brain gotta assume she isnt doing it for the sex but for what comes after.

I'm 46 and I would love the cutey 30 yearold blondie that works for me to start doing that. Not sure I could resist like you user...

When you’ve been around the block as many times as I have, you know that sex never, ever stays just sex. It always gets complicated. Why? Because no matter what women say, they cannot detach their emotions from intimate acts. They are emotional creatures. I worked hard to get to where I’m at and climb up the layer cake. I’m not going to throw it away for some wet hole.

the one in your case isn't a former meth addict

Then do this. Play out the potential and even likely eventual scenarios in your head. The fantasy scenario is that she stays your tight lipped fuck buddy. The realistic scenario is that shit starts devolving. The fact is, it’s not worth the risk. You need to learn that.

>Problem solved.
fucking in the office does not solve problems it creates them dozens a time.

or you could just masturbate like the rest of us. whatever happen no bitch is ever getting my fucking LINK, i'd literally cut a bitch up and feed her to pigs before she thinks she can ever touch my stinkies. now fuck off!!

take the pinkpill, user

I go to work everyday to escape the nagging wife at home why the fuck would I want another nagging bitch ass wife at the office so I can be yelled at 24/7?

work wives dont nag, its all about enjoying the sexual tension of seeing someone you flirt with every day.

sounds like jap porn script

>companies get dedicated work wives that we can fuck on 30 minute breaks?
so this is how NEETs go extinct

Take the Bundy pill my friend

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What a terrible idea (even for a larp). Everyone in this thread seems to be under the impression that their co-workers are all super-models. Have you taken a look around you recently?

If it's consent-based, 95% of people who post on Jow Forums would never get any from the people they would want to fuck.

If it's mandatory pairings - urgh, it's really not worth it to go through the 50% of ugly hambeasts, old spinsters or disgusting psychos to get to the 5% of genuinely hot lookers.

Can you just imagine the logistics? Having dedicated rooms, cleaning them after each session, the smell, the sweat, the breeding and spreading of god knows what STD super-strain... I don't even need to get into the emotional complications to be thoroughly put off by any of this.

they're free to suck your cock but do they suck your cock for free?

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Japs make the best porn. And video games

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Perfect bedroom fuel if you're in a stable long-term relationship between reasonable adults. Tell your girlfriend. Being desired by younger competition and still staying faithful and honest increases your value as a mate. Beyond that, depending on how kinky your gf is, the sky is the limit - from tame secretary roleplay at home to purple wig and going into the office on a Sunday afternoon.

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Why would I need to be nagged even more? I escape work to not be nagged for fucks sake.

Just typical women doing everything they can to not do work.

Soon as they get into a workplace, all actual work turns into "team building sessions" "Coffee mornings", "water breaks" "jogging breaks" blbalablala.

As usual they just want to treat work as one giant playgroup.

>been around the block
>not only willingly hires a female, but hires one who was a meth head and was in prison
I don't think you should be handing out advice desu

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i would love to have a work wife at my workplace while my work children get raised in a work environment and learn to work as early as possible so they can contribute to the beautiful society we have created

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I have had about a month of shit off the wife because just before it started i long distance telephoned my home, got her friend feeding our cats and said she would have to be my wife for the evening. Baaaaad mistake

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I get so bored with girls I would have to get a new one every month

This

i have work children but no work wife...

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Come on, #MeToo means there will be no sex anywhere unless you want to just sign over your lifetime earning potential. Daring to risk a work relationship is the new marriage, except that when the woman is ready to cash in, she gets to keep all of your shit instead of just half.

Purple hair = warning not to stick your dick in crazy. Prior meth use confirms.
As far as the economics degree, AOC has one from Boston U, so that's obviously not an indicator of the brain activity of a dead salmon.

no condoms

Already done in our favorite dystopian hellhole, modern China: gizmodo.com/startups-in-china-are-hiring-women-as-programmer-motiv-1825529335

Oh and if you're a boss in China, you're already expected to fuck all your female subordinates.

Never. Startups are stuffed with people who have 0 testosterone and females there are mostly unfookable even by eachothers out of shape toxic coloured hair standards

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Fucking this.
This whole department of slags takes a daily walk together. Which is fine I guess but fuck me if you need anything during the 3 hour window we have no Accounting department now because various team members who only know how to do their own job and nothing else are power walking around outside then chilling someplace else unwinding from their rigorous walk. Nobody wants to fuck you stinky roasties stop your "exercising" and work. Sluts.

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