How fucked am I?

you could always put it up for adoption. people want white babies

She is Latina. Fuck my life.

In the text she didn’t say she was pregnant though?

You just fuck until you are about to come. You don’t let it get close you pull out way before the fucker can prematurely squirt some juice.

After you pull out you don’t re renter EVER no matter how hard you still are.

After you come take a piss don’t leave semen laying about

This.

As soon as you feel the orgasm building up, just pull the fuck out and finish off by jerking it. Never let a single pelvic floor contraction occur due to chance of it squirting out jizz.

I think I got good control from years of edging to porn.

Can’t wait for you to try it drunk and get her pregnant

I want to impregnate a chick but I don't want to raise the child. What's wrong with me

Just abort it

What do I do if she decides she wants to keep it? Is there a way to abort her baby without her knowledge?

>How fucked am I?
depends on what bags do you hold
good luck with your 'chick you nut in'

18 years of child support. You won't get away from that shit with 'I thought she was on birth control'. And child support isn't as bad as getting charged with attempted murder. Take some responsibility for yourself bro

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OP is retarded and deserves the divorce-rape he WILL experience in a year-two.

the key is to always get drunk enough for your dick to not work

Also helps to know your gf’s schedule. Which days she is most fertile etc

And if you love your girl have toys to please her because I don’t go down on my girl and I always pull out so she doesn’t get enough please

>Take some responsibility for yourself bro
He as scammed by the oldest scam in the book.

she probably fuck with 1 or 2 others dudes anyway

OP is a cuck

LPT download a period tracker/fertility app and get it down to perfection

Arent you worried about precum?

The absolute village of degenerates.

how do you make it last longer before that feeling happens? my pee pee tingles after like 4 mins and then i cum in her

>Ooh look at me I have casual sex with no protection!

You deserve this. You should find a nice gf to have sex with not sure slut who probably hse 3 guys on the go.

just pee nigga

>ITT High school kids.

i fuck multiple girls. should i buy toys for each of them or buy one and use on both when they stay at mine? onbiously i clean it after each girl

Wasn't there some study saying precum only contained semen if the person ejaculated and basically didn't thoroughly piss out the remains of it?

So getting turned on enough or prejerking before a date is a death sentence if you don't stay hydrated

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your kid is going to be retarded

Precum does NOT have sperm in it.

Yes, this is how you get pregnant from pulling out. If you are having sex twice in a short space of time.

thats a great power, also can control my dick like this

also if you can get good at it being able to control the same muscle that stops the flow of piss can help with not busting early. You'll constantly catch yourself pulling that muscle as you build up to orgasm but if you release it like your attempting to piss you can pull crazy times or be done in 30 seconds

I had pregnancy scares like every fucking month in high school with the girl I was seeing. Also latina. Latinas hate using birth control and seem to have like 20 kids per family so it's a recipe for disaster.

That being said, every pregnancy scare I went through ended up being nothing, and I learned to control when/where I cum. Just don't cum inside her, it's literally that simple.

I can think of 10 better places to cum off the top of my head but DYOR

Wait so you are saying that in the USA if you knock her up, without any legal papers like mariage or nothing you still need to pay ? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHSHSHSH *SIGH* HAHAHAHHAHA

You guys are even more cucked than I imagined. In the Netherlands if the bitch is pregnant, you just say that you dont recognize the child as yours(you declare this at the county). You dont need to pay jackshit to anybody, but you also forsake any legal rights over the baby obviously. So you just tell the cunt, abort because im not gonna pay jack to you. If she has half the brain she will do the needfull.

>not paying for a child that you produced because "you don't want to"

must be that muslim influence taking over, my tulip nigger

Ask her to take a pregnancy text ASAP. Seriously. The longer you wait, the more likely it is that she's going to keep the baby.

You don’t inhale when you sigh, Henk.

Nice projection, christcuck degenerate.

>gets banned for holochain thread
>mods let this go

Sex should be with your wife for the purpose of procreation. Filthy disgusting degenerate you make me sick.

> Precum does NOT have sperm in it
T. burger education

Based

Listen m8, offcourse it is a fucked situation and i think you are morally obliged to take care of the baby.

But imaging that she is really a psycho bitch and you are both 16 and she wants to keep no matter what. I think the legal system in USA that immediatly takes any leverage away from the man is fucked.

>holochain
Is this when 6 million Chainlink were destroyed without a trace?

Haha get fucked you redneck. Over here we dont put our own future in the hands of a hormonal psycho. In most situations a abortion is the best choice if one of the parents does not want the child.

That’s just a rumour

Ive been fucking my girlfriend almost daily since i met her 2 years ago and she doesn't use birth control and i don't use condoms and i have had precum release inside of her many times and she has never gotten pregnant. I usually fuck her until she cums and then i cum in her mouth. She also loves positions that now that i think about it should increase the chances of her getting pregnant.

It was 11 million now, bitgoyn

Why hasn't she gotten pregnant yet if precum is so dangerous?

You're biologically sound. That's a basic instinct.

Wow a lot of arabs in the Netherlands

babynames.com/

Man up!

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Dont know if this works.

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Her body, her choice. Your child support payments, not your choice.

He didn't really give good instructions on how to use the ingredients. Those ingredients don't look dangerous.

You or your grlifren might have the wrong chromosomes. XY for her or XX for you. Very rare

Honestly if women really want the option to kill their babies then a man should be exempt from child support if he doesn't want a kid and she decides to keep it.

Dam this really put things into perspective. Based

I too, listed to the Alex Jones JRE

You can't sue her if she lied about being on birth control. birth control is only 99% effective so even if she is pregnant she can say "oh i was on birth control I guess it just didn't work". Even then you still cant sue someone for getting pregnant.

How the fuck do you make it?

probably just noise, those ingredients dont look deadly

>As soon as you feel the orgasm building up, just pull the fuck out and finish off by jerking it. Never let a single pelvic floor contraction occur due to chance of it squirting out jizz.

the hell i just wake up and read

Nope. Unless you can convince her to get an abortion, you're fucked. Enjoy living in the new world where women get everything they want from men whether the man wants to give it or not. This is what you get for trusting a woman. This was probably her plan from the beginning.

Jfc

She probably cheated on you and now carries mustafas baby and you will have to take care of it.

Why else would she tell you

This.
I'm an oldie (39) and got a vasectomy about 5 years ago. I'm at a point in my life and career where it seems obvious I've got money - what I do, where I live, what I drive. I don't tell ANYONE about the snip. Past several chicks I've dated have all been creepily interested in convincing me to go raw, and every.single.one has pulled the "think maybe I'm pregnant" scare to test me. So I smile, act excited, fuck them a few more times, and when they later admit they aren't I act depressed and disappointed and then quit calling them soon after. Just gotta say "I got excited about the idea of having kids, and as much as we've done it without protection, maybe we aren't going to be able to. I need to think about my plans now, maybe we should see other people..." Something along those lines
Now bitch knows she's played a game AND is starting to worry about being infertile, and she's lost a shot with a relatively wealthy dude because she fucked up her half-baked plot. I move on and happily wait for chica #2 to start begging for it. Rinse and repeat. No more than 6 months at a time, I'd say, for ideal variety.

You can always fled the country