Last February I was on a business trip in Houston. I was single at the time. One weekend, I was high on cocaine and pulled an all nighter. I went on Craigslist personal encounters and discovered an ad for a man who has problems achieving erections who wanted someone to fuck his wife for a fee. I showed him my recent STD tests and vasectomy paperwork, so he let me fuck her raw. I show up, give the husband $100 and his wife is waiting on the bed, in lingerie. I fuck her, cum in her, and when I'm done cumming, the dude comes over and licks it out of her.
Not only did his wife get to cum, but they made an honest hour's pay. How do I tell my girlfriend I want her to do this for me? I've grown bored fucking her and I want to make some extra money.
If I let one guy fuck her a day, that's like $3000 tax free money each month. I don't know if I want to eat the cum, but I definitely have this fantasy now, it's all I think about.
How do I tell my girlfriend I want her to do this without sounding weird?
I literally can not maintain an erection with my girlfriend without closing my eyes and imagining someone else fucking her with me sitting in the corner watching from a distance.
I want to profit off of this.
Mason Bell
PJdJKOzQ, if that is even your real name, you disgust me!
David White
Just talk to her about it when you ask her to the middle school prom, hotshot. Probably include the part about it all being a silly dream, since she'll know you don't have "business" in Houston, you've never actually done coke, and mom would never let you stay out all night at a stranger's place, etc. Come clean, user. I'm sure she'll be open to the idea.
Gabriel Jenkins
Do it. I'll be your first customer. Only if you eat my cum though.
I also did meth in Houston. I much prefer meth to coke because it lasts so much longer. I literally jerked my limp dick for 3 days straight to porn until I came the last time I did meth. Coke is quick up, quick down.
I think all the drugs have ruined any sense of morals in my brain. All I watch now is cuckold and gangbang creampie porn.
I haven't done hard drugs in over a year and my productivity has decreased dramatically. I just don't feel quite the same and honestly wish I had never done all of that.
Connor Taylor
Oh, no, we all totally believe you. Totally. Let us help you with your quest. Post some pics of your gf for reference and we'll get started. We need to determine the value of your asset.
Stop doing coke and stimulants, it is 100% what causes this type of shit. Stop watching porn too. Your cortisol/adrenaline levels are completely fucked I can guarantee it.
Jason Cruz
criagslist deleted their personals section in March of last year. You need to change that part if you want to make the LARP believable
Julian Cook
you paid to have sex with some disease ridden whore?