ITT we run the perfect lemonade stand
ITT we run the perfect lemonade stand
Brandon Peterson
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Colton Allen
WILL SUCK DICK FOR $1
Jason Roberts
Spitting the lemonade into my face seems hotter than onto my dick, all things considered. What a steal!
Ryan Parker
How much to inject the lemonade into the butt and drink it from there?
Joshua Hernandez
Drink... the lemonade?
Julian Wright
how much to shoot the gypsy with a gun?
Levi Jackson
>uh s-sorry we dont serve niggers h-here
Andrew Clark
First things first user register your business and get that tax ID!
Jaxson Rogers
Based. Imagine the smell when she braaaapppss that lemonade out of her brapper all over your face. A man can dream.
Caleb Collins
No shit, lemonade actually increases libido.
Literally 1 cup a day is enough to make you last 2x longer in bed. If you are
>tfw nogf
the test boost is shown to drastically improve women's ratings of first impressions of you.
Sour tastes are shown to increase testosterone. Simple carbs help efficiently shuttle proteins toward your muscle tissue after workouts.
>more interest from women
>ability to (more than!) satisfy them in bed
>taste is goat-tier
I have more than I need, wanna buy some? $3
Cooper Davis
youtube.com
Bill Ackman's lemonade stand is probably the best I've ever seen, better than his Valeant position tbqh.
This is actually unironically a really cool video and a really good primer on some of the basics of business and finance, would definitely recommend to watch
Jonathan Gray
>no pajeets
>no jannies
>no jews
ok
Sebastian Gonzalez
Ye.. I'd really trust getting my dick out for that crazy bitch, with that axe there...
Carson Anderson
>t. never had crazy-girl sex
Brody Ward
I want her to piss and spit in my lemonade for 20$
Ryan Hall
How much for her to put the lemonade into her pussy, allow it to marinate in her juices, then open her pussy to a gush of pussy infused lemonade that I drink up ?
Ethan Sanchez
>buy cheap lemons
>sell them at breakeven cost, cheap as fuck
>sprinkle in amphetamines in every drink
>As people visit your stand day after day and get addicted, slowly start increasing the price
You'll run a loss in the beginning as you have to pay for the amphetamines but once you've got a loyal and addicted customer base and start increasing the prices, you'll be able to fleece them out of everything they got.
Jonathan Richardson
fiver
Jason Flores
>using actual lemons
you are never going to make it
Blake Gonzalez
>all these degenerate turbo virgin requests
yikes
how much for nice cup of lemonade?
James Perry
sorry we dont serve nice cups of lemonade
Tyler Allen
for the people that no longer want to compulsively spend money on lemonade, start a pharma company to research "lemonade in a pill"
>Hide a shitload of purchases under R&D (Mansions and cars for the "scientists" hired to research. They need to be comfortable so they can think harder.)
>Get taxed at a reduced rate for any spending tied to research.
>Have an IPO.
>Make announcement that a recent trial for the first version of lemonade pills didn't go well.
>Big stock buybacks next quarter.
>Launder money to the Cayman Islands, and use third party accounts to buy calls before the next clinical trial.
>Release the final version of the pill. PS it's just the amphetamines.
Connor Nguyen
>tfw no cute brazilian gf
WHY EVEN LIVE.
Sebastian Ortiz
>bzzzzzz bzzzzzz
Bonjour MrLemonade
Parker Bailey
lemonade but its actually carbonated loli pee
Isaiah Parker
ALL OF MY BITCORNS
Nicholas Price