Nocoiner so i don't care
Posting this here because the mods are really chill
I'm in Mexico right now and want to get a puta from the top escort agency in town that has great reviews online. Which one should I get /v/ ? (They are all $150-200 usd an hour or so)
michelle for sure
This is not /v/, but whatever.
>Holly
Have fun!
Hard to say without a face but
>Marilyn
** Michelle 25 yo.EXTROVERTED GIRL NEXT DOOR. 5 ft 3 115 lbs. 34 B- 22- 34. Petite, lustful, radiant. Attractive athletic out-door enthusiast, active and tone. Great kisser. Cute and wholesome appearance hides her overly active libido. Surfèr, hiker, kayaker who's sexually in-tune. Highly orgasmic. More girlfriend experience than hooker. No hang-ups. Intelligent, up-scale and sane. Conscientious, outgoing, sanguine personality. Soft and fresh. Smooth complexion and adventurous. Emphatic, durable with stamina. A natural romantic. 3500 pesos one hour. 5500 pesos two hours. * Speaks fluent English*
** Holly 29 yo. BEAUTIFUL CLASSY ELEGANT 5 ft 5 115 lbs 34 D-22-34. Luxurious, yet approachable and fun loving. Refined, classy and elegant with a dirty mind. Dancers body. Extraordinary graceful. Poignant, command presence. Movie star good looks. Trophy Wife material. Great sense of humor. Uniquely pretty with beauty pageant style and grace. Positive presence, attentive and playful. Upscale, out-going and bright. Is a Light, silky smooth complexion. Long, flowing dark brown hair. Sleek and svelte with dynamite curves. Professional dance instructor. Bedroom, lustful eyes. World traveler. So wet. Like a waterfall. Super moist during orgasm. 4500 pesos one hour, 6500 pesos two hours. Former Runner-up Miss Mexico. *Speaks good English *
they all look like they have little butts, so I wouldn't pay for any of them. Also I'm 99.9% sure I've seen that michelle pic before so you're getting catfished by at least a few of those pics.
** Marilyn 25 yo TALL SVELTE SUBMISSIVE w PERKY BREASTS. 5 ft 7 118 lbs 34 C-24-34. Romantic and gentle. Great listener. Sultry , liberated, adventurous. Tall glass of water. Hot blooded and highly passionate. A little timid at first, but eager an assertive. No scruples. Finish where you wish. Focused. Uniquely Horny. Clinically diagnosed sex addict. Craves men of all ages. Naughty, Free-spirit, broken moral compass. A little bit Mysterious, with a warm heart. Does not cut corners. Swimmers body. Light complexion, long black hair. Doe eyed. Classic vintage beauty. 3500 pesos one hour, 5500 pesos for two hours * Speaks fair to midland English.
>I kinda wanna get this one desu
** NEW ** Natalie 18 yo TATTOOED LOVE CHILD . 5 ft 1 99 lbs. 32 C-22-34. Born This Way. Young-Tight- Hardbody .Sexually experienced at an early age. Loves and lusts after kind, conscientious father figures. Missing a positive male role model in her life. We couldn't stop the tattoos, they came with her. But a great body, doe eyes & a fantastic attitude. Ultra horny, wild child disposition. For those who prefer young hot and wet. Teen girl with a good heart. Can be groomed and molded. Treat her kind, and the sky's the limit. 3000 pesos 1hr. 5000 pesos 2hrs. * Little to no English*
Reading these make Michelle look better, but I know from experience all these words mean nothing in the end. Just pick the one you want to fuck the most and that is Holly for me.
Also do the needful and report back with post of bobs and vagana.
Larp. Michelle is a /pol favorite. She's even got a pepe
Yeah will fo for sure. Might get Staci aldo since she's apparantly a fitness trainer (or just a random thot that lifts..)
** Staci 21yo PETITE MUSCULAR TIGHT 5 ft 1 114 lbs. 34 B- 22- 36. Great ass. Extroverted and sweet. Aerobics instructor and physical trainer. Active and tone. Sexy and exotic appearance. Youthful, sweet, libidinous. Super wet. Super TIGHT. Intelligent, up-scale and sane. Conscientious, outgoing, sanguine personality. Appreciates all types gentleman. Un biased, empathetic and giving. Long, jet black mane. Beautiful ass. Thoughtful, aims to please. Hard and athletic body, smooth complexion and adventurous. Durable with good stamina. 4000 pesos one hour. 6000 pesos two hours. * Speaks decent English*
brianna
I'd go with Staci. That brapper looks pretty nice desu.
>sanguine
get staci, she has the youngest age but also the strongest vocabulary out of the ones you've posted
On biz and you are not advising op to fuck staci??? Wtf
PICK MEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
$180/hr $284 for two hours. Fuck. Why is america so much more expensive.
>liberated
>Tall glass of water.
>No scruples.
>Clinically diagnosed sex addict.
> broken moral compass.
wtf?
** Brianna 22 yo. TAN SUBMISSIVE SEXUAL 5 ft 5 140 lbs 32 B 22 34. . Bi-sexual satisfaction. SUPERIOR oral skills. Clinically diagnosed sex addict. Exceptional kisser. Lustful. Great listener. Goes the extra mile. A giver. Intelligent and care free. Oozes sexuality. Focused. Command presence. Larger than life personality, appearance, warmth and caring nature. Shameless. Loves men of all ages. Free-spirit, easy going. Highly sexual. Incredible naturally curly hair. A little mysterious. 3500 pesos one hour or 5500 pesos 2hrs. *Speaks fluent English
He is on biz now, he has to get staci. Can’t believe some v fsggot gets to do this on my board. Next time I’m getting a escort I’m asking for bizs advice too. God dam the last two were Asian aswell, but I’m not planning on getting an Asian next time, sorry biz.
Try Australia. Only the asians are cheap and that’s still like $200 an hour. This kind of stuff would be $350 an hour plus easy
i mean... everyone has seen the michelle pic theres even a pepe version of it
Imagine being this dumb and thinking those thumbnails are the actual girls lol if op isn't larping he's prob gonna have a land whale show up to his door or he'll get robbed
I live in Toronto where escorts are legal. The pictures are always the girls' pictures, though often they are shooped to hide a tatoo. I also browse internationalsexguide and countless dudes have reported that escort agency is legit. Inb4 they are mexican shills or something
Can I see a pic related for how hot the Asian you got was. I want to know what $200 gets you in Australia. Where I am would be $500/hr.
Go to Germany faggot. You can fuck all nationalities here. 70 Euros 1h or 120 Euros 2h is the usual rate.
exactly
kek that's the one. Every one of OP's girls is probably a catfish
Brianna and Tiffany are bipolar - exhibitionists but prudes in bed.
Fawn and Staci are narcissists, but might be ok if you can keep them off Instagram for 5 minutes.
Holly and Jessie are wannabe sluts but too much work to be worth it.
Jadelyn and Michelle are little white trash whores, have fun, but don't stick around for the drama.
Miley and Marilyn think they're the next Kardashians. High maintenance, halfhearted lays. Good arm candy, but otherwise avoid.
Natasha is in it for the money but wants to move on later. You can smell the abuse history from ten feet away.
Natalie is pure degenerate whore, dispose after use.
Well one of those girls is DEF not going to show up. If he picks Michelle, he gets robbed and murdered.
Why is it so cheap. What's the catch.
OP here
There is also a local brothel where the girls are $1000 pesos an hour (like $65 CAD) but the quality of thr girl is hit and miss, they have a lot of worned out girls in their mid 30s or so. The hot young ones are always busy with other customers
I bet Jadelyn has a great personality. :D
** Jadelyn " Jade" 25 yo CALIFORNIA FRESH GOOD LOOKS. 5 ft 4 116 lbs. 34 D 24 34. Petite with pornstar curves. Light, smooth complexion Full thick lips & almond doe-eyes. Long, silky sandy brown hair. Controlled sexual chaos. Great listener. Captivating with a brilliant white smile. A hot mess with wet panties and a warm heart. Free spirtit and adventurous. A tiger in the cama. Some tattoos. A wanderlust with magnetic attraction. Alluring. Has command presence with true girlfriend qualities. Can be dominate or submissive. Versatile, out going and sanguine. Beautiful inside and out. No scruples or shame. 4000 pesos one hour. 6000 pesos two hours. * Speaks good English *
Thinking about her because I asked the booker if some of their girls smoke weed and she apparently does. Booker also mentioned the girl can bring a pre-rolled joint for an extra $20 or whatever
This here is $250 an hour in my country, this ad seems legit, a lot of the asians do have fake pics.
But which ones screw negroes, and how do you tell?
>Asian
>fucks negroes
Choose one user
This is bullshit. Everywhere is literally 2-3x cheaper. How much would you say you've spent on escorts so far.
$250/hr? AusDollar or USD?
Is it legal, or am I gonna get ganked by Aussie police after I sell a kidney, book a flight, and bring a quart of happy lube in carry-on?
Aus dollars. Legal some are, some are not.
Only been to a few, the few I got were $200 an hour.
fake pics, that one has been posted a million times here
OP is either a LARPer or a retard
Why would you have sex with a girl who isn't into you and wants the session to be over as quick as possible. Does that sound fun to you knobs?
I was actually going to say to op I swear I have seen Michelle’s pic on another escort site and she definitely wasn’t located in Mexico. Probably a fake
It is fun though user, don’t knock it until you tried it. You don’t even have to tell these trots your name, it’s great!!!
its fucking fake