/smg/ - Stock Market General

Strobe edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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Just realized I've got 1,200 USD sitting in my venmo!

What would you do with it? Transfer it to schwab, grab some KHC, and pray it can't keep falling?

Or maybe if there's lots of folks like me out there, I should be buying venmo (PayPal)

Nice deep red futures happening now. Should be some good selling tomorrow.

inverse index ETF.

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is there any point in having an IRA and an regular investing account? I was thinking of setting up an IRA account to rollover all my various employer accounts into one but i feel like it would pretty much end up looking like my regular long-medium term account

recommend me some weed stocks

IIPR in a nice dip

PLUG members going to get BTFO.

>inverse etfs
Whenever someone suggests puts, shorts, or inverse plays, it makes me think the cheapies are coming soon. And I'd always rather invest in something than against it.

SPY is going to 330+, shorting is for peons

just buy dips lightly and go heavy buying on actual corrections

Everything is fine

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I got a $2 call, so this is probably true as every stock I bet on goes to shit, and any I bet against moon.

Boomer hoomer

Trulieve

>cheapies are coming soon

Probably. I'm short but i don't know what kind of resolve this drop will have. My target is fairly conservative at around $2600 for S&P. A deep dip to 2018 low probably needs a catalyst. Not shit that could hit the fan some time in future but rather shit that is hitting it right now, type catalyst.

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Stocks doesn't care about facts , only feelings.

I have strong feelings but low gains.

which stock will outperform the indices crash on the downside?
i want to load some fat ass puts.

>gains
see?

I'm gaining debt. Haha

When is the ECB announcement?

>2016
Ah yes, the famous financial apocalypse of 3 years ago

0745 EST

14:30 CET

>Trump said to have concluded his path to a second term runs through the stock market
marketwatch.com/story/trump-believes-his-path-to-a-second-term-is-through-the-stock-market-say-reports-2019-03-06

Pump my shit fool

I told you guys to get on crude oil and you didn't listen

oil is going to 60, get your longs going or get left behind

stop fucking around with small caps and roll with the big boys, you want a trade come and step up

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The catalyst is the trade deal going south. Once that happens the low of 2018 will look like child's play.

based oil baron

Trump orchestrated one of the best market dips in recent history. I guarantee Trump bought that dip, then told Wall Street to pump it.

He played us all, I only wish I had bought.

Based trips

Am looking forward to seeing sad PLUG faces today.

You realize this is setting him up for an engineered stock market crash to ruin any chances of reelection?

Get ready for a pants on head socialist to be elected in 2020.

That's only if the whales aren't on his side.

I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?

short LCI

Boeing and Microsoft.

Short GALT

ECB press conference:
youtube.com/watch?v=LcLeDIZp9kc

I suppose since Trump is a corporatist stooge they might give him another term before they impliment plan GIBS.

Lmao wtf

Not killing myself today

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Please help me smg. Every stock I buy has been red and all I do is lose money. How should I be investing so I at least am not bleeding? What should I hold? What should I be watching for dips and spikes? When the fuck do I sell?

I'm tired of losing money on everything

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Cash is looking like a good short term investment

Just buy a ETF

Buy and hold uvxy

>US market tanks
>cheapies incoming!
>ECB statement
>no rate hikes
>EUR cratering
>Purchasing power of US stocks dropping
The eternal justing from the EU

Guys get into SEEL premarket or PH. Headed to 4. finally my bagholding pays off. My portfolio is green

Sorry :< last to days were very tough
about goat and beehive:

Guess the first important thing for not is that organizational force that comes in help of the hive is not the /Queen Bee/ but the /King of the Bees/ this means the hive in its collective is acting and not some individual force.
Am think the twis is articifical intelligence, and the spirit infesting the hive are the human spirit.
The story is a grim matrix style for telling of the end of humans.
The goat is some sort of god-force that will trick humans out of the Ai-society and forever trap them into a stream of light that serves as the Hives food.

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Pre-market looking great.

Is coke a good buy right now to hold for dividends?

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AgraFlora looks nice, I think.

Trump 777 days in office today, would be a good day to crash stocks

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Talking about KO actually, my mistake

Can someone help me prepare for this interview question:
>Pitch me a stock (5 mins)

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Should’ve listened to me holy shit. I’m at a funeral and can’t stop looking at my phone and smiling

Why is it so dead in here wake up you faggots market is open

My 100% viix portfolio is paying off. Fuck the bankers, boomers, and capitalists!

blame crypto

i just wanna make some money

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God i fucking hate cryptofaggots that pollute this board

Literally everyone has been raped
The Bogs specifically analyzed /smg/ and made sure for sell everything we hodl dear

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All bullfags are considering suicide and too btfo to post

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>you want like me when I'm hiram

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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>sold GE this morning
>it's up
>if I held, it would be my only green stock right now

FUCK this shit is such an emotional roller coaster

PLUG has raped me.

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I bought KR a few days ago! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Take money from boomers' "investment" by raising the vix.

Bobo is awake

Short heavily on 276.66

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Oh look, busy at work, take a break to log into Schwab account.

Fuck this market.

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oops price already crashed way past here

super mario was supposed to pump the market why are we dumping aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Guys, Warren have obscene amount of money that is easily reaped by raising vix. This is so simple, be a bear until we get the gold standard back.

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BUT WARREN BUFFET TOLD ME GE WAS GOING DOWN

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>Bulls btfo
> 0 Tripfag in thread

Feelsgodman

ahhhhhhhh.....
*yawn....*

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drumpf better tweet something bullish real fast

>7777
>trump 777 days In office
>market crashing

Oh shit nigger

Quadgod witnessed

Calm down everyone

Q predicted this

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where my /sqqquad/ @?

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We’re back in business

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YANG GANG 2020

PLUG earnings call is starting, I hope you're bundled up PLUG/b/ros

is KR a buy?

SELL EVERYTHING.

What do you the goaty it meant by promising the spirit a house 3 times larger? That really stuck out to me for some raisin.
Spooky

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The only reason i don't buy puts is because of the trade deal.

Totally not priced in 9000x already greatest fucking deal of all time ?

End of year target for the S&P 500 is 1280.

Europe is going to be a catalyst for a very bad year.

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>Soro
Soros

I play both SSides

NOW WHAT!!!!!

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turn on the buybots

Sideways. Then down.

Maximize the volatility and hedge it with gold.

H&S top on LULU if anyone wants to short stacy with me

he talking about himself
3x the father, the son, and the holy ghost

we short LCI to 5 dollars

aaaaaaaaaaawnnnnnnnnnnnn

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