Hey Jow Forums dividend investors, what are some good dividend aristocrat stocks to buy right now...

Imagine the aroma of this area.

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This guy gets it

Dividends are just one source of income for me, I like it because it's truly passive. I've never sold options, how do you handle the risk? Isn't there huge risk if it goes against you? Do you sell "naked"? I don't even know what that means.

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Savvy investor here. If you want to get into a productive assets that pays you, you need to look left when everyone else is looking right. There are some speculative crypto assets that have the potential to not only multiply your money, but also generate passive income for staking to validate transactions. Of course, you can lose all of your money, but you can also make a shit ton off of a small investment.

Some that you may want to look into: ETH, EOS, VET, CHX, ZEN, XTZ

This is not financial advice.

T but its a gamble. They have a lot of debt.

Just buy SPYD, or SCHD if you really want monthly dividends. I like SPYD because it's quarterly though, even with just a few thousand dollars you have enough to buy back into it every time you get a dividend. And the diversity gives it more stability than any one stock.

I have around 10k in SPYD right now. Going to keep it around 66% of my long portfolio, deciding each quarter whether to buy back in or add to another index that's trading cheaply.

In fact, he's the rare example of someone NOT lying on Jow Forums. At least about the fact he fucked her at a festival, I was there and if user is who I think user is that's exactly the story I got from him almost 2 years ago, and this IS the chick, saw her take him by the hand and off to the tents. I don't think he had a fucking clue what he was doing, mind you, but yeah, tent whores at festivals are a thing and shit happens. When it does, and there aren't daily showers immediately available, yeah, it's as stinky as you'd guess. Some guys actually put Vick's vaporub in their nostrils to avoid the negative half of the experience. Visually and in other ways, it's a perfectly awesome experience.

Her first name is Megan, she was born in the Czech Republic, she's 23, she went to 2 semesters of what she calls "business school" and wants to "help redesign our word view of economics."
Exactly zero of you can prove me wrong on this. She's the fucking ideal for them, a fuckable communist. Regardless of anything else, her highest use has been established.

you probably didn't, but ok. if you know her real name post here initials to prove it.

lmao, wrong. i know this girl, she's a fairly well known model. the fact that you got her name so wrong means you're not even a good liar, probably the same guy as above posting from a different ip...desperate incels, jesus christ.

ARR is okay and low rn

Also GOOD and GLAD

What the fuck are you blabbing on about you rabid wanker? It takes 1.5 seconds to do a reverse image search, she's a well documented model called Jessica Clements.

Do you have mental problems? Are you sperg frothing due to some kinda past trauma or something? Seek help.

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>only uses vick's at outdoor festivals
do you even frugal living? I see threads about living in vans with hundreds of replies but then I see this shit. You kids are posers ofc use vicks with any woman. How else can you go down on a chick that hasn't bathed in months comeon virgins

smells good you faggot

Writing (aka selling) Cash secured puts (CSPs) are an option strategy. You can research derivatives on your own time, I'm sick and tired of teaching Jow Forums the ABCs to option trading.

Oh god when I opened that picture full size I could literally smell the anus/ball-sweat

mm feet

>everything is priced too high

dividend stocks have been hit harder than 2008 because of rising interest rates what are you talking about?

pretty much everything will drop 50-80% in the coming crash if I buy now

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Getting an erection just thinking about it.

>upcoming crash
ah yes, just like every other retard newb-trader is saying

>millions of dollars to even get 20k in dividends.
you would need just a little over 1 million to get 20k from spiders

Everyone wants a piece of Nasdaq. Get into healthcare or utilities to weather the upcoming downturn/cycling.

Basically, fade the bandwagoners

>how do you handle the risk?
there is no "risk" with covered calls other than owning the stock but you do limit your upside

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Would smell like heaven to any biological male who isn't a faggot