/smg/ - Stock Market General

crush the mouse edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

previously thread:

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VTSAX

count it up

What is a stock market?
Is it like those people locked in the stockade at my village market?

REFR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

first for Buy the JACK dip

now wheres bagholder....

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BPTH is going back up. Feeling less terrible at buying the top

double downe on the NIO ye frens

revel in the chinke and the marvels of electrical power

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idk, China already has Tesla coming to them, I think Nio needs some more good news before it's worthwhile

it’s playing make believe with very real consequences

......gpro........

Which shitpile are you talking about, SQ or GE?

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VIX is gonna be a great play for next month or so.

>kroger
Who else here /KR'd/?

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interesting
you will also bleed your best

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people just come in and make statements like this nonstop
what is your opinion?
saying ‘lol vix will be good’ doesn’t really contribute and we can’t really play devils advocate to try and get you to see other sides of the trade

whale here
start CDA into GPRO

>5.80
>5.60
>5.35

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I thought you loved gpro.... why do you bash it so???

I'm so grateful we have the SEC to protect vulnerable investors from pump and dumps

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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VIX is basically trading the volume of market. I'm predicting that the uncertainty and so on will cause the big players to dump their shares for commodities until the uncertainty is cleared up. Basically, the volume is gonna spike up and you'll profit bigly with VIX play.

GPRO...

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a hundred bucks says we close above the 200 day (2750)

We're at a key level. If the PPT doesn't step in soon we might see impulsive selling.

Yeah no lol. This is an inverted head and shoulders. Sadly there will be a lot more pain ahead of us.

Let's go power hour. SPY to 275.

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China charges huge import taxes on vehicles almost doubling their prices in order to promote Honda and Toyota, Tesla isn't going to be able to compete.

because young godawan
me love go pro so much want to accumulate more
so far have turned 8000 GPRO into 10k+ from swing trading

if me can CDA all way down to 5.60 again
will have turned 10k GPPO into 12k GPRO

the more me accumulate the quicker GPRO will really pump because me taking away from big firm's like CITIDELs "market share"
firms hate losing market share more than anything

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my blood is thick, like conagra syrup

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we gonna hit 273 or maybe even 272

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I'm more of a Suave kind of guy, does this news still effect me?

It’s just the truth. Europe has 2008 written all over it.

What are they going to do

Hold meetings and tell trump to tweet how great the economy is ?

WHAT’S HAPPENING WE WERE BOUNCING BACK AAAAAAAAAAH

The SEC is basically worthless as a regulatory body at this point. Algos/HFTs, Dark Pools, and all the enormous amounts of money that go with them really took the market to a level where I don't even think the SEC knows how to properly structure things anymore. U.S. markets are a totally manipulated clusterfuck designed to vacuum up everyone's money and concentrate it into the hands of a minority of people who the system is rigged in favor of. You can't even use a strategy of "follow the big boys" anymore because they detect when you're doing that and just shake you out or sit you in a loss for so long that the opportunity cost of sitting in it makes the trade basically worthless even if you end up profiting on it when price finally comes back.

We're gonna be okay fren. We're gonna make it.

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nah fuck the wall street. all of you share niggers deserve your losses.

Is just shitposting with money instead of words.

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>I'm so grateful we have the SEC to protect vulnerable investors from pump and dumps

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Gold is making higher lows now. Is this /bear/ market confirmation?

Here Lies user
He Sold Too Early Again
He Never Learned

the 80% chance of V bottom to retest 200 ma has been satisfied. Long QQQ

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I believe

Me will make sure forr torture you over pancakes then O_O !

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What if I bought 1 share of every single stock in the market?

So I guess GALT will be staying where it is til details on the offering arrives.

LCI looks like it might be ready to turn the corner if the market allows it.

Fuck this market btw.

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Then the entire market would be yours.

The only reason that the colleges teach technical analysis is so that these retards will become the technical bag holders.

dont shame people for taking profits jerk :(

what was your strategy? give me an example of a failed trade.

the big boys are in fierce competition with each other. But yeah you need some kind of sophisticated tools now if you want to make it.

Can we talk up and coming penny stocks? Im doing well in crypto but want to diversify into stocks.

what is the best exchange to buy options on (in the UK)?

you're aware that penny stocks are for morons right? Why trade a manipulated thin market

Bitfinex, it has a great UI :^)

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AHHHHHHHH WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HIT 273

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Is it worth picking up ALLO today for their upcoming earnings, or should I let it slide instead? I'd probably have to sell off some of my other stocks that are doing bumfuck right now, probably BOTZ because it's down hard and I think will remain down until this China deal resolves itself

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Golden Bull return is imminent.

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if anything you should sell this crap. Top was in.

>Here Lies user
>He Sold Too Early Again
>He Never Learned

Bah, nonsense. Nobody ever went broke taking profits. The ones you need to shame are top buyers and bottom sellers. Bottom shorters and top longers.

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you looking to die tonight

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what the fuck is up with the bulls this thread lmao

More risk more reward. If I can afford to lose it the true question is why not?

algos

what do you think of SGYP? down to .06 now, was around there in dec before rising to .40+

70% of your portfolio should be BST

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where my short niggas at

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It hit oversold RSI on the hourly. Give it a sec.

kys cunt

neither
pure volatility is what’s i believe is in store
ride the waves of unrest

the company is dying user, dont try to catch a falling knife

You mean sell BOTZ?

Do you mean market manlets?

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both stocks are going down.

?? It was purchased by Bausch and Lomb??

Is KHC a falling knife?
Please use proper MLA citations in your answer.

What holdings are the equivalent of smug anime girl posts?

Remember when he literally told everyone to buy the dip last year? My instincts say not to trust the word of the fat man in charge, but it actually worked!

I wonder if he just buys shit tons of stem cell injections to keep his body from failing.

He's fucking worried when this trade deal falls thru how it will affect the stock market. China is trying to hold out a long as they can to increase the defecit. Crash and burn...

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .21%, no time to trade today but again that's a good thing as I specifically see where I would have read a signal wrong. Fucking CAG I swear to god, nothing to do but sextuple down. CAG, KHC, and FDP; the שַׁדְרַך מֵישַׁ֖ךְ and עֲבֵ֣דנְג֑וֹ of our age.

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>the שַׁדְרַך מֵישַׁ֖ךְ and עֲבֵ֣דנְג֑וֹ of our age.
dafuq

Ditched my TSLA puts and sold my SPY call hedge to go full short. Worked out alright.

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uh oh, looks like it bounced perfectly and youre the idiot

down a full percent, playing LOCO earnings

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Ejaculation

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I'm gonna hold BOTZ a bit more I think, but I think I'll sit out on ALLO. I disagree that it's gonna go down, but i don't think it's gonna go up enough to make it a risk I'm willing to take.

I learned my first big lesson on "don't try to get in on a massive spike" today with BMTH. Probably would have been green otherwise. Also disappointed i sold GE, with all the market speculation I decided to sell in pre-market, only for it to hold on to the price in the 9s pretty well, so that's a double burner on my end.

I need to stop making so many emotional decisions in the market and gain some patience.

Is there a bad time to buy VOO?

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Down 0.96%. Another $250.

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Told you about the TSLA bull trap.

It could reverse tomorrow if market is green

Down 0,11%, the military complex avoided a total assrape for me today

Fantastic. My snug stop on Altria after a partial profit take yesterday got tripped so I'm back in cash for that chunk of portfolio. Small toe dip in to Trulieve also tripped for 1% loss. However, nice meaty gains on my index shorts, which are 90% of my portfolio right now.

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So what's the next BPTH, lads?

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at what price did you buy botz?

Tetra BioPharma. Sleeping giant.

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GALT

I'm trying to learn a little bit of Hebrew to make enochian a little more comprehensible, if that's even possible

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>Sleeping giant.
Why's that?

They're the furthest along in dude weed derivative pharmaceutical development behind GW Pharma. GW is a huge company meanwhile Tetra is still a penny stock.

TSLA doesn't care which way the market is going. Shit stocks actually rally sometimes on down days because shorts cover too rose the index momentum

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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Tsla dropped with the indicies

Up 1.37%, decent day. Dumped some things I wasn't sure about and doubled down on some things I'm pretty sure about.

$19.68 I believe. I think I like it on paper, but I think there are probably better ETFs that do what it does. It's just been kind of moping around the 19's for a while, and then there was a dip yesterday.