i work in the post office btw if anyone is wondering
Make myself a cup of tea at work
Ryan Powell
John Williams
I know i'm on the slow track. Theres this new guy that got hired and saw the boss pat him on the back. Most people seem to dislike him though, but seeing the boss pat his shoulder in front of everyone made most people seem to back off.
Josiah Smith
Oliver Rodriguez
>Office monkeys
>Actually doing fucking anything
Lol
Nolan Fisher
this. when I was young my boss tried to make me give him my fucking tie from off my neck. I quit soon after.
Julian Brooks
>Make myself a cup of tea
Tea is for fags
>called into my bosses office 2 days later
That's some fuckin elephant memory right there... either that or the cunt has no life.
>never knew there was such a requirement
That's because there isn't
>"user, you need to work towards team cohesion"
Imagine being such a cheap cunt you can't even hire a new employee to do that kind of work and instead resort to coercing your employees into doing your work.
>Next day I ask people in my cubicle if they want Tea. Some said no politely, some just ignored me.
And we found ourselves a patsy... you're now officially the office maid.
>1 week later HR cunt asks me in the elevator if I am happy working there and if I run into trouble I can always speak to them
Bitch training tactic right there.
You're fucked... you did it once, they'll expect you to do it again.
I'd love to see how you're treated at home... she probably runs all over you like a rug, I bet.