What are the Jow Forums approved majors?

No but there will be

BSc. in Applied Dildonics.

Are you saying The average plumber is making 200k a YEAR?

I’m guessing it’s some kind of influencer marketing for a shoe company.

Kek, what a dogshit advice.
Humanities in college are for turbo brainlets and only produce unemployment.
If you are really good at humanities just write a book or create content, you don't need a degree for that.

to ground control

pick something you are good at.

>t. Intern making $30/hr after only a year of scoo

dickSuckology

This is the third or fourth pic I've seen of this semen demon in the same pose, where is the source?

Imagine the smell

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>standing there alone... the ship is waiting

JUST LRSTN COMP SCI ON UR OWN ANYONE CAN CODE HURHURHEHHE

SAUCE NOW

NBA checking in

>college is a financial blunder
bwahaha sad little burgers

actually smart degrees to obtain:

accounting
med school
engineering(not fake ones like civil)
comp sci

relatively safe that can sneakily be considered OK because they're a meme:

economics
finance
chemistry/bio>must go to grad school

Psychology has helped my earn more money than I believe any other major could've.
I graduated right as it was being taken over by libtards tho

imagine the smell

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Why do you put accounting about economics or finance?

btw whats wrong with civil? Also whats the best major to become a banker chad or work as a consultant?

>pure math + compsci
ftfy

BSCS

But you're not going to get anywhere unless you have connections, so I hope you rushed.

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rollin

if you seek approval from this board, you're fucking retarded. Economics, Engineering, Medical, Programming.

Dubs, 9 or 0 otherwise I am NOT letting her spend the night

divinity...doesn't get more based and redpilled

>this fucking FSU nigger is polluting other threads now

those girls belong in a fuckin chocolate factory

Gimme sum dubs.

This.

Working a shit job full time to build up enough capital to start your own business and avoiding the money trap that is university.

unironically this.

>started work at 16 in shitty fast food joint
>now 28
>dont have to work anymore because I earn enough through passive income. only go to my stores to let my wagies know i am still there
>iamwatchingyou.png

how is your degree doing frens?

Shrimp Farming

donald truump skanks

data science

that's a subfield tho
you have to be really good with statistics and programming

Economics major checking in. It’s a useless degree. I graduate at the end of the year and I just hope boomer employers think it isn’t useless.

Dubs is only good woman there, Jesus...

AND I GOT HER YEAH BOYS!

Roll

Would you do instead?

you got it backwards mate, finance is smart to obtain for it's ease to income ratio. Accounting is the meme where you get to wagie away for like 50k/yr doing 70 hour weeks until you maybe make partner at a large firm

Accounting is much more employable at entry level (Big 4 firms hire about 6000/year each), linear career projection, good experience, and if you hate it you can jump to industry with a good offer.

Accounting is a very solid career starter but I'm biased because I'm an auditor.

Everyone and their mother majored in finance. And you're way off with the accounting salaries. You can expect to make $100K+ as a Big 4 manager (4-5 years). Plus, the comfier industry positions are great.

Yes.
fortress.wa.gov/lni/wagelookup/prvWagelookup.aspx
>Seattle plumbers
>$85.69 an hour
>they typically work lots of overtime so it comes out to around $200k

ugh. imagine wasting your life doing this when you could be working with AI.

oh okay so you can wagie away for like 50k/yr doing 70 hour weeks for (4-5 years) until you make Big 4 manager at a large firm

That really doesnt interest me. I enjoy my work quite a bit actually

If I could go back in time, I would do accounting as my major and either double major in economics or just take economics elective units. As far as I know economics is a good degree for postgrad rather than undergrad. If I don’t get work when I graduate I’ll be going to grad school.

Entry-level associates start at like $65k. And annual raises + bonus are decent too.

Specialist physician. Make 400k a year 4 days a week, but still feel poor AF

lmaoooooooooooo

Or get a great career that requires a degree so I can work comfy hours on salary instead of being in some shithead's house at 2am unclogging is fucking toilet because I have to be on 24/7 call to make money. fuck that.

My brother started at 85k as a software engineer out of college. 2 days at home, 3 in the office. He chooses when to come lol.

>tfw 60k as software engineer
I'm jelly as fuck. Where are you? California?

Yeah. Kaiser Permanent in Pasadena.
They interned him at 60k for a year and 3 months.

major in philosophy get 4.0 to go pre law then take lsats. im a very jewish kike trust me.

thinking about majoring in accounting but worried about AI causing massive disruption to the industry in 10-20 years. Bookkeepers are on their way out, so what's stopping that from happening to staff accountants too?

Oh so he was already working for that long at 60k?
I'm still jelly, but not so much. I'll be much closer to 90-100k near the end of this year.

Retail pharmacist in a good area is a pretty comfy gig. My total compensation in 2018 was $162k.I got a 3.5% raise after my performance evaluation last month.

Your job isn't going to vanish lol, it's just going to get renamed towards something else that AI can't or isn't worth doing.
Won't know what that job/task is til the day comes.

Isnt law school not worth it

Rollinggggy

Based. If I could have a do over I'd be a pharmacist.

I could've gone this route but I was always afraid of fucking it up and killing someone with meds. I don't think I could maintain sanity doing that.
What'd you major in? You have a PhD I assume

WTF all you faggots
>dropped out of high school
>watched fucking youtube
>taught myself pajeet tier website management
>started online affiliate stores
>learned more from youtube and built automated affiliate store platform
>got that shit on facebook ads
>$200K-$600K a year since
>$12MM in BTC and real estate combined
>paying for an education is for faggots

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This is actually a good time for me to see this thread. I have a career, 53K salary, and about 20 college credits. I want a degree simply as a personal goal, but also wouldn't mind if it helped my career. I'm currently relocating so had to withdraw from this semester and will be enrolling again later on in the year. Would an A.S. in /biz admin specializing in finance make sense? I figure worst off it will help my own investment knowledge, best off I can try to pivot from an operations position to a financial one. Thougts?

In 10-20 years I'll be a partner or will have long exited public accounting. Auditing is such a subjective practice that I dont expect AI to take it over. In the case that I'm wrong, you still have plenty of time and can easily exit into an industry job once AI hits (and have better hours to boot)

Don't work for someone else. Ever.

I have a PharmD (Doctor of Pharmacy). It's not the same thing as a PhD.
You would need to be extremely incompetent to fuck up a patient.

By having an AS, you're already one step ahead of the next guy who doesn't have anything when applying for a job.
My first job paid me $2 more an hour than my coworkers because I had an AS.
I built, took apart, and updated firmware for machines in hospitals for an engineering company.

>only a millionaire
>by 40
Fuck...

>chem/bio
Was good until these

Exactly, this is the scam of the education system. Work for others and make those in power rich.

You can literally make 10x average salary with 10x less work hours doing your own stuff online.

You just have to sell a $20 product to 50K people... is that hard? there's hundreds of millions of people buying shit online everyday.

>WAKE UP FAGGOTS

Post proof of your net worth, along with proof you're not a trust fund baby, or fuck off.

any job that requires a degree otherwise the degree is low key worthless

aka MD, JD, RN are the only worthy degrees for civilians. if you want to be a military officer any stem degree is fine

i went to cu for bs cs, the department makes it way too difficult. do ba in cs if you go there

>12955811
>Military Officer
>Stem Degree

The majority of combat arms officers are history nerds.
The majority of Intel officers are language / econ / political science majors
If you're wanting to POG it up then yes, STEM is fine.
If you want to be a pilot, the Navy prefers fratty liberal arts bros while the Air Force does in fact prefer stem guys.
All in all though, degree matters far less than drive and innate cunning.

how can anyone not think 9 is best

youtube.com/watch?v=8gq7KixN_ww

Software engineer here, sitting all day in front of screens is fucking up my posture and eyes, for 65K$ which is nothing in the city I live in, I wish I could make 200K$ as a plumber, if you work out, high chance of fucking some chicks after repairing their toilets, especially if it's in a college city.

If not larp. Well done, Impressive.

Am I doing this right

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Ones that make money. Never go into a field of study that you know know what the average salary is, both starting and mid-career. Also know how much the final degree is going to cost you. If starting a salary wont pay off the degree in 5 years or less, minus living expenses, then it's not worth it. Know the economics of a degree before you go for it. That includes job prospects.

eating ass

You should buy some coins so you can get shoes, and eating more would be plus

kek, i want you to be real dude XD

Bachelor in Samsung