Hypothetically you are given $1000 a month

Hypothetically you are given $1000 a month.

What you do with it?

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Pay part of my fucking rent.

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Market buy LINK

>300 stocks
>300 crypto
>200 entertainment (books)
>200 BBQ

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long drug dealers and other low life scum that will profit the most from a UBI

Pay your mum to suck my dick 100 times.

Weed, Spicy Hot Cheetos , Rub n Tug

>swing trade non-retarded cheap stocks at 20% gain 40 times
>$1.5m

Add to my salary. Salary is now 12k higher. Keep being a depressed wageslave fuck. I want OUT NOOOOOOOOOOW

$1000 LINK
$0 ETH

>200 entertainment (porn)

Buy 100 $10 hookers a month and continuously impregnate them to achieve my one true goal: shilling my own cryptocurrency on Jow Forums

BASED

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300 for your living
300 to save up for the summer
400 in UBT

Fuck off Yang

Create gardens everywhere that is waste ground

I wanna move to America

Buy NKN

invest 400 in crypto, 400 in stocks, and make it a point to spend the remaining 200 on things i like that will also better me like improving my wardrobe

> buying books
yike

> buying porn
yike

Wouldn't even pay my rent

mostly rent
whatever i can spare put into link