LIFE HACKS THREAD

LIFE HACKS THREAD.

Legit and beneficial hacks only. These should be designed to game the unfair life system to get jobs / money / free stuff / improve health / make friends.

Some ideas include:
> easy fraudulent activity with low risk of being caught
> nootropics
> psychological techniques to influence people
> ways to manipulate females (or males)

I'll start
> amazon refunds. You can get everything delivered by amazon free by buying stuff and saying it didnt come. Can repeat this until your credit card is banned then report it lost and get a new one. Can also change your billing address and rinse repeat

> Hug people. Psychologically when you make body contact with people they perceive you as a friend. This is why when girls have high interest in you they will rub their body on you or want to cuddle. It induces a feeling of wanting to pair bond.

> If your alarm never wakes you up get a vibrating alarm watch (apple watch or peasant equivalent)

> breathe into your diaphragm with every breath (through your nose). You can control any emotions by simply breathing into your belly. With practice you will constantly do this and never get rattled

> wake up at 3am, meditate then go back to sleep and wake up at 7am. You want to maximise high quality sleep and also you want to maximise the amount of sunlight hours you get. Your circadian rhythm is unironically the most important thing for your health. You are synced with nature irreversibly

> dont read negative things or look at negative things... they get stored in your memory and repeat themselves to you in your mind and can affect your mood

> stop judging people
> read books
> dont practice homosexuality or entertain homosexual thoughts. Tame your unclean desires in general. You should desire healthy women to mate with and if you dont something is off or wrong

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Hahahahaha. You’re really really stupid.

Instead of being ignorant why dont you ask questions so you can learn you fool

Good thing traps aren't gay

Yeah listen - forget all that nonsense OP. You wanna suck my cock instead?

i currently collecting neetbux of £1280 per month. i will be running an experiment, rent and food will run to about £800 per month which leaves £400 per month to invest in something. i will hold any kind of stock or share or crypto or asset. i will track my progress on a spreadsheet. in a year i can put away £5k which could end up being a lot more by the end of the year. with the right crypto coin it could be 5k after the first month.

There has to be some catch with Amazon refunds. Won't amazon eventually close your amazon account or won't the bank close your accounts with it if you keep changing your billing address to addresses that aren't yours?

> you can easily find out if girls are attracted to you by hugging them from behind

> never tip ever

> Nothing get's you better energized in the morning than a shot of whisky

> don't shame fat people. just look at their belly frequently and make strange faces as if you smell something bad

> get a cleaning lady

> get a STEM degree and work in management

> sell crypto to elderly people

Put gold bond or baby powder on your nutsack after you get out of the shower and glide through life with zero friction

Checked and kekd