>26 yo
>Father bitching at me all the time
>No money to move out
>Still in university
>No girlfriend EVER
>No girls are interested in me neither => Incel
>Ugly
>Hate my 'friends'
>Hate university
>Hate people in university
>Hate my life because of all the things above
Killing myself is no option anymore.
I need to be successful in one way or another, to feel better. But I have no clue how.
I'm such a loser in every fucking aspect. What should I do?
Welcome to the club. Grow your own weed, smoke it and stop caring.
Which shithole do you live in fren?
>Instagram
>9fag
>Nigger memes
Austria
How are you still in Uni at 26? Are you taking a masters/PhD? What are you studying?
Do you realise some people don't plan to go to uni at 18 but they change their minds later on? I joined uni at 22 and I have seen people going well into their 40's. It's a waste if they are into their 60's, just short of retirement age though
>>Father bitching at me all the time
fuck him in the ass to establish dominance
problem solved
you can always become the next fürher, we need you user, ganbatte!
Basically what this guy said Started going to uni at 23. Did do an apprenticeship before and worked.
I study Computer Science
Bro just wait until 2020 for the yang gang. Free 1000 bucks a month for you neets.
Have you actually tried on the whole girlfriend front? Or are you one of those people who basically just sits there and never actually asks a girl out and then gets bitchy that a gf didn't literally fall into your lap?
Also, if you're still at uni at 26, that would be your own fault, the degrees only go for a set amount of time if you're not a retard failing your way through.
I really want to help you OP, but it honestly sounds like you're the type of person who never actually puts any effort into anything then acts surprised when they fail.
Here's what you should do.
ACTUALLY FUCKING PUT EFFORT IN YOU FAGGOT! ASK GIRLS OUT! APPLY FOR PART TIME JOBS WHILE YOU STUDY! ACTUALLY FOCUS ON YOUR STUDIES AND STOP TAKING A MILLION YEARS TO FINISH A 3 YEAR DEGREE! PUT EFFORT INTO MAKING ACTUAL GOOD FRIENDS BY BEING A GOOD FRIEND AND BEING BECAUSE FRIENDSHIP TAKES FUCKING EFFORT!
STOP WHINING AND ACTUALLY START FUCKING PUTTING IN THE WORK YOU SHITHEAD!
>Computer Science
Thats what I did. I started my own little business after I graduated. It is so easy to to your own shit in that field. Taxes and Health care suck up a good amount of money though.(Germany)
Learn a litte about taxes and how to start your own little business. Also learn something about design.Start making little not too shitty game apps, sell shit online, write reviews on your own little shitty blog. You can do so fucking much within the computer science field. Do some SEO. Scam some boomers. I did it all. I know several rich people in perosn who make all their money with SEO and super easy web design. You definitely have seen at least one of their stuff since they did a slot on the German speaking market. Find your niche bruder.
This. Just grow, sell and smoke weed while playing videogames with online friends who can't judge you because you can just lie to them. All while trying to start an ecommerce business.
This OP
t. Also Compsci guy
I was you too, now I'm 31 and doing okay. Start bizness asap
>Have you actually tried on the whole girlfriend front?
Yeah man, I tried a lot. I did this whole Pickup stuff for half a year massively and went totally crazy. Went to Clubs 3 times a week, talked to girls in uni and at the bus. I got a bunch of numbers out of it, pretty much all of them flaked and didn't want to go on a date with me, apart from three. But those dates were shit as well.
Did have a few makeouts in the club, but got cockblocked everytime. I then went abroad for a week to eastern europe and had sex with a girl I met on Tinder.
The first and last time.
So yeah, you can't say I wouldn't try.
Then I got depressed when I came back, that I still didn't find success at home and stopped talking to girls.
Also I am that old since I started uni at 23 and worked before.
And my friends... yeah be a good friend to have good friends. What when those idiots insult each other in every second sentence and think it's cool?
That's pretty inspiring bruder.
Thanks. I was thinking about starting my own shit, but I am not really good at programming, neither is it something I really love. Passed all my exams though.
But I guess I am just a bit too retarded.
But I habe to say I discovered my love for Android the last few weeks when I did dig into it.
What frustrates me is, that to some people it comes so easy, while I have to put in the double ammount of work to get the same results. I can see this, looking at one of my autistic (not kidding) friends who is so extremly smart.
Makes me kinda feel like 'Why even start. You'll never be as good as him"
>Why even start?
Because there's some nigger out there whom you will be much better than
I'm also 26 and u don't have a degree either. I don't care anymore. Want to quit society and mesidate in Tibet or something
Lmao how do you not have anything happen to you while you're in university? One time I just I was just laying down on a couch everyone was passing out some girl just came over and took off her pants and started grinding on me. Literally as long as you have feet and are breathing you can put yourself in situations where it happens
Fuck off Chad
I am not a model
God how fucking retarded are you that you think this would be the norm?
and then you woke up and everyone on the bus clapped
spread dem mayos out nomsayin
Join the military
Start a giant steroid cycle you have nothing to lose
get a glock and kys
Don’t get mad at him. Just go to parties and try to socialize and eventually something will happen.
do not listen to these addicted retards.
This. Also, some people change their mind about their major or just want some years to chill after high school.
buy cheap glocks and resell to america
Here's how you start improving your life: stop visiting Jow Forums and using all social media.
Be done with university. Start your own thing. Even if its mowing lawns. Stick to it, in five to ten years, you'll be a success.
Start a company.
>Killing myself is no option anymore.
This is always a option and in your case the best one.
Im in university (Computer Science) and I'm exactly 27 (birthday today).
Got in at 18, and shut myself in for 4 years before I came out of the house at 22. the EU doesn't kick us out of universities, they're free.
I guess it's good that you put yourself out there by trying to score girls at the club and what not. But really man the club is the shittiest place at uni to try and find an actual gf. If you want to bring home a whore to fuck sure, but not a gf.
Also, it seems like maybe your physical appearance needs work. Are you working out regularly, getting haircuts, dressing decently? If you're not naturally attractive you need to learn to utilize all of this shit to improve your appearance. It really is that important.
Also, you need to get a hobby. Good luck. But i'm sure you will ignore all of the advice in this thread anyway.
>its that easy
Go to the gym.
Forget everyone else and focus really hard on yourself the next 6 months. This will turn around.
Fuck that roid jaw.
OP. We lost it. You and I both. This round in this planet is FUCKED, better luck in the next one.
>Jow Forums - Business & Finance
Like I said I'm a fuCking ugly Incel and can't do shit about it.
I get unironically compliments about the way I dress. So I wouldn't say that I have to do too much work on this front.
It is my face. I need plastic surgery but can't afford it
>take something small and achievable that you want to achieve
>achieve it
>repeat
That's it basically.