I just took out 50k in loans to buy Ch.ain.Lin.k. I don't plan on paying them back. my 110k LI.NK is already in my wallet.
I am now going to commit a crime that will put me in prison for 2 years. I will have free food and free shelter, and health benefits. When I come out of prison I will be rich.
What crime should i commit to get 2 years?
go to uk and call everyone sandniggers and cunts and throw pigs heads at mosque
you'll never be able to travel internationally if you're a convict. keep that in mind if you were planning on putting your future riches to use.
This is unironically a pretty based plan. I hope it works out for you.
Depends on your relationship with your family and community, also you future plans.. Like rape would be a terrible thing to commit in the above mentioned context..
Being caught in possession with a large amount of weed in a state/country where it isn't legal, could probably land you two years, and your reputation is safe.
a potential raped rich man
depends on the conviction
Make friends with some pot growers in Colorado or something. Then haul a few pounds of that shit down to Texas. When you get caught, you’ll do a couple years. Until you get caught you can make some serious bank. Texans love their weed and it’s hard to get the good shit down there.
Was gonna suggest exactly this. Move a bunch of marijuana to a state where it hasn't been legalized. You can make money and if you get caught you're set.
You mean count monte cristo?
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thanks anons
Now GTFO that product aint gonna move itself afterall
Just write a smart contract with automatic pay-out after two years
awesome idea OP...top keks.
Not a bad idea if you live in a country with prisons that aren't shitholes desu.
Topkek, this is what betacuks think
t. Brit that travels on non-Brit passport to fatclapia all the time and doesn't declare convictions
user I'm sure you can find a farm that will feed and house you in return for labour, you'll meet weird people, learn some stuff and not have a conviction
He said he wants to go away for two years, not get locked up for life with the Sheffield towel head rapist gang
To be only sentence no more than two years. Go to starbucks. And jump behind the counter. And put your nose against a barista's ass, and sniff. Don't stop, and keep sniffing until the cops force you on the ground and handcuff you away.
He will get bashed in prison for that shit.
Better off going to starbucks with a non-lethal weapon like a pipe or something and asking them to give him money. Should get a few years for that and all the prison dudes will like him cause armed robbery is better than being a brap sniffing sex offender
>put your nose against a barista's ass, and sniff.
that gave me an erection. No fap is a bitch.
Stay in the retard filter little downie
what a retard, just work part time and live in the van/gym instead. Life will be hell but you'll be swole as fuck.
can't be any worse than making yourself a convict
Burglary 2nd degree with a firearm
rob Jared's Galleria of Jewelry
>Pros: You get away with lots of diamonds
>Cons: You are caught and given the 40 year maximum
$50k over two years is pocket change. you can pay it back working part time at ups
why don't you just get a job
Sleep on it.
you're never going to get rich. just remember that.
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