>mfw i cracked a joke at my job interview and the interviewer didnt hear me and said "what?" and i repeated it and he said "oh, haha" and proceeded to write in his notebook
whats the fucking point
Mfw i cracked a joke at my job interview and the interviewer didnt hear me and said "what...
Jace Clark
Parker Jones
>crack joke in interview
>person doesn't hear it or get it
>anxiety goes to 11
>repeat it but completely fuck up the delivery
>interviewer stares blankly
>thanks for coming in, we'll let you know
Mason Collins
Who starts telling jokes in an interview? No wonder you don't get hired lmao.
Thomas Diaz
Look at this loser and laugh AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Xavier Edwards
>so user, what are your ambitions in working for us?
>w-why di-di-d t-the ch-ch-chicken c-c-c-cross the road?
>come again?
>why did the *voice cracks* chicken *goes back to normal* cross the road!?
>why?
>to get away from all the niggers!!! *laughs nervously*
>...we'll call you
Adam Cooper
Alexander Gutierrez
Luke Perry
>be me
>go to interview
>walk in managers door
>massive *fart*
>angrily "get out"
whats the fucking point?
Nathaniel Turner
>mfw I have more knowledge then all those fucking little nigger interviewers
>mfw I can create what ever the fuck I want
>mfw these niggers tell me to leave
I am a god you fucking imbecile. Enjoy rotting in your cage while I fucking fly.
Mason Morales
go for a Trump joke next time, fren
everyone hates Drumpt lol
smash the patriarchy. we'll be in touch
Owen Walker
why did I actually laugh at this I'm so fucking autistic what the fuck
Jeremiah Sullivan
>your ambitions in working for us
Do mutts really ask this lmao? It’s obviously money you dumb fucks
Liam Rivera
Nathaniel Richardson
This happened to me once:
>this may seem like a less important question but is the dress code business casual? I like the suit I'm wearing but it's likely too formal for day to day
>yeah user, just shirt and pants or a skirt is what we recommend
>cool, I'll stick to the shirt and pants option
>too much laughter followed by "we don't judge"
>got the job
Joseph Torres
>you're hire!!!!
Aaron Scott
Try this one next time, always works for me:
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: Because it was stapled to the chicken!
William Ward
That’s just the setup for the closer, though:
Q: What has two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a dog!
Owen Murphy
See, this is correctanswer.
Luke Adams
Julian Garcia
Jonathan Barnes
how often do you neets do this?