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>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
>20 ft of snow falls >across the entire continental US >all within 1 hour, not 3 days to fall bullshit >this falls like a blanket, crushes cars, wooden buildings >absolutely slaps the fuck out of some kids what happens to the stock market?
You guys didn't figure out the strategy by Tuesday? baka >Monday >big time pro analysts all do interviews telling the press that the market will be "flat" while it "waits" for jobs report >traders decrease their holdings >sell throughout the week >turn market red >jobs report Friday >retail/troglodyte investors sell bad news >hedgefunds and banks buy up the cheapies
They clearly knew the jobs report would be a statistical error but by the time idiots had figured it out they would have already panic sold the headlines.
20ft of snow in one day would be an apocalyptic event user
Nathaniel Wright
but what haaaaaaaaapppeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssssssssssssss
Sebastian Davis
20 ft of snow would probably trigger a national emergency bordering on the apocalyptic. The weight alone would cause the amount of damage of 1000 hurricanes. The markets would just be closed
Logan Johnson
a answer do we napalm the snow?
Camden Thomas
Lyft will crash the markets because hedgies will sell everything to circle jerk this to the moon
Everyone would probably be dead who wasn't already in a bunker/cave. Even then they'd die soon of suffocation or hunger because it would take several years for the snow to melt, if it ever did.
Jordan Smith
desalination companies (ex: CWCO, longing increased water scarcity), renewable energy companies
> Be me > Unironically took my first position in the markets ever on February 20th
How retarded am I? I missed the lion's share of the late 2018 dip, although I did manage to buy before the most recent top. I kinda feel like an idiot getting in after a pretty bullish 9 years and knowing full well that Roubini and Dalio are calling for a recession, but I just hate the feeling of holding cash knowing that bank interest won't beat inflation.
David Moore
Silicon valley companies always tank after IPO . They might reach back up eventually, but their worth is entirely speculative and hype is priced. People will eventually learn about their earnings/finances/etc and wake up.
Parker Allen
you have it backwards, retail doesnt sell bad news, hedgies sell bad news and retail gets distributed on @_@
VTSAX: Expense ratio, low div yield, stable DIVVY: DIS/JNJ/PG/KO etc. high divvy, no fees Growth: AMZN/V/GOOG/NVDA no divvy, no fees
What's the best? Imo leaning to dividends and growth 50/50
John Rogers
Anyone have thoughts on NASDAQ:FB? I know everybody on Jow Forums hates Zuckerberg, but it's kinda hard to look at a 20% trailing P/E vs 60% year over year earnings growth and not think this is a good bet. I know there's a lot of drama about slowing user growth but remember they also own instagram and if you ask anybody in marketing they'll tell you FB ads are underpriced (i.e. they can afford to raise the rates and make more money that way even if the userbase declines a little)
Luis Brown
Now I’m just hoping LPTX is worth its salt in the next couple of days and maybe turn a profit
Jacob Young
Same, but I think it's worth holding at least if the next few days fails. I'd hold for a week to see how the price stagnates after earning
Lucas Thompson
everyone loves dividends. receiving a dividend makes you feel good, so that is the best
I'm just a little trigger happy with biotech after seeing what happened to BPTH and SEEL
Leo Edwards
Are dividends still worth if you're not messing with thousands of stocks? I feel like I would get better return by putting my money in an Ally account
Cameron Sanders
Preaching to the choir here, I lost a lot of money on NVAX but fuck me biotechs are so much fun to gamble on. Currently holding on to LPTX and NVTA, hoping to recoup some losses while the S&P tries to figure out if we are gonna have a recession or not.
I told you you were overconfident about your biotech picks, my man
Parker Anderson
Dont be a dick Pendulum our hero Amarin is at near all time highs
Joseph Bell
I don't know if it was a larp, but some goon was running around claiming a +$350k
Chase Martinez
Might as well just dump all your VTGN, J&J is going to beat them to the special-K.
Gabriel Gray
I'm thinking biotechs are my new bag. I very briefly looked at a couple and it seems like it's a spike then it's quite, so it's just calling the spike. Although I guess that could be said for a lot of sectors.
Adrian Cooper
Yeah I know. Least I made some Profit from the AMRN. Coulda been a hell of lot worse. Like that dude who ended up down 2000% or some shit.
Aaron Davis
Are you willing to put aside a portion of your check every month to consistent divies? Will you reinvest divies into more divies? If the answer is yes to both of those things, then divies will be worth it. There's a lot of fags throwing around big dick money, but be reasonable in the timeframe of goals, this isn't BTC we are dealing with. If you put in~100 bucks a check into divies, you have a couple of thousand in divies in a year depending on how your check goes and that's income that isn't just going to go away. You gotta be willing to slowly invest if you aren't making a lot of money. If you can't maintain a portfolio of dividends and other stocks, then I don't think you make enough money to be worrying about stocks but that's just me
I'm so fucking pissed about GE. I let Warren buffet talk me into selling and it went up. Lost my divies and my pretty good price on GE. I'm never selling anything pre market again.
It's just a matter of doing your DD before you buy stocks and knowing what you own, imo
AV-101 > esketamine
Joshua Gomez
That makes sense. I'm young so as fun as it is to assblasted on pump and dumps, dividends do sound appealing, especially for the long haul. Divs you posted are the highest paying or the most stable?
Jeremiah Anderson
I mean what the shit is this? I'm snorting K like a decade ago and I'm treated like a fucking drug addict, now J&J comes out with a nasal spray that's 3 times more potent and gets the FDA blessing and is hailed like a fucking savior by the pseudo science loving fake disease real drug cartel.
Adam Lewis
Their pipeline is pretty misleading at first glance. It looks they have multiple ips but it’s really just the same vaccine in different age groups
William Collins
J&J ketamine, MDMA, LSD analogues, and DMT available at every 711 please
I think GE will be one of those kick yourself stocks. As in you'd be kicking yourself for not jumping on it when it shit to $6 - 7 range once it rebounds to $30. Least it seems that's the general long term outlook. Yes it may swing down here and there (buy the dip) but the ceo has a big financial stake in the turn around. So the better off GE is, the better off he is to.
Jose Cox
less than a month after big pharma execs admit to causing the oxy epidemic get it together america
Dylan Price
Appreciate the link, probably better than throwing darts
Kevin Richardson
Those dystopian pharma vending machines from 80s cyberpunk movies are just a decade away.
Caleb Harris
no problem, glad you liked my copypasta
Dominic Roberts
I mean did they really have to do a study for this shit? Anybody who tried it could have told you snorting k will make you feel good.
Evan Butler
What's your usual hold time on biotech? Do you hang out after the spike or is it pretty case by case basis.
Cameron Johnson
>I let Warren buffet talk me into selling and it went up.
Buffett is veering close to senility territory now, I wouldn't be listening to him too closely in 2019. He notably lagged the S&P 500 over the past 12 months, by his own admission. There's nobody around right now who has quite the 50 uninterrupted years of market beating that he had, but I'd say if you can find things that Dalio, Icahn and a few others agree on, it should be pretty good.
Michael Gutierrez
Couldn't tell you any consistent divi earners, I'm still building a more consistent portfolio myself. When looking at buying divi stocks, keep in mind that the stock itself, if good, will continue to grow in value most likely, so you're gonna make more than just pennies and dimes if you keep with it. I'm still pretty young, but my perspective on the whole thing is that in 5 years, I'll be glad to have some spare cash in stocks that I just let do their thing. Iirc, divie stocks tend to be one of the better places to be. Lot of people like Microsoft around here, I've also been thinking I might buy KO since I understand they have divies.
Yeah I just sold because I was planning on buying a dip, yet it went fucking up this week.
I'm sure I'll see 7-8,I think this CEO is a lot better of a choice to get GE out of their current pit, Fanny just seemed a bit too forward with his investors and didn't seem like he had a plan.
Christian Cox
We just need a drug that cures your depression, has all your daily vitamins and minerals, gives you the big ass boner, but the sick bastards only make it in a suppository.
Nolan Long
depends on your personal timeframe in your case, I think your best bet would be to find companies that have upcoming catalysts (biopharmcatalyst.com), do some DD to find out if those catalysts are likely to go well or not, and then sell after they spike/dump
Christopher Thomas
I'll do that, thanks for the tip. Biotech snooping may replace my destructive craps addiction
Logan Bailey
you definitely have much higher chances of success gambling on biotech catalysts than you do craps (since gambling is designed to make sure you statistically lose money over a long period of time, whereas how well you do picking biotechs depends entirely on you and how well you do research)
Cameron Cox
there's obviously a component of luck in gambling on biotech catalysts as well, but you can greatly increase your chances by making educated choices
Connor Watson
Make sure you enable Drip on your divvy stocks. Your basically doubling your eventual payout if you use Drip. Which is free money I might add.
So instead of letting that quarterly payout just pile up in your account it gets reinvested into buying more shares of the stock. Soon you'll get to to the point where the payout is buying whole shares which will increase that fat payout exponentially.
David Reyes
well according to my half assed analysis this SPY shit is supposed to run all the way up to $290 before our next pull back. Set your longs, and put a trailing stop in once we get to $285.
Colton Ward
Yes.
William Butler
>We just need a drug that cures your depression, has all your daily vitamins and minerals, gives you the big ass boner, but the sick bastards only make it in a suppository.
Make a drug that does all those things and I will happily shove it up my butt daily.
Leo Gutierrez
New biotech strategy gonna try out March/April: 1. Sectorwide monitoring of the 52 week lows 1 1/2. Stare at some charts 2. DD 3. Buy if no bad news/upcoming catalyst 4. Hodl
yeah I proofread it and 290 is a conservative target. 340 in play
Noah Edwards
Very nice, I'm through Robinhood, is this an option or is it basically just keeping an eye on divs?
Jason Adams
>Very nice, I'm through Robinhood,
Why do people use stuff like Robinhood instead of just trading thru their bank?
Hudson Taylor
I need to make money on the downside too though. That's the only way to make the market your bitch.
Camden Howard
How come they ain't made a drug that can cause teeth regeneration? Don't sharks teeth grow back, if I remember right? Seems like they could study the sharks and figure out something. But then, a lot of dentist would be outta work so maybe that's why.
