Shill your heaviest bags in this thread!!!!!! edition
>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
Sexiest charts right now are LULU and GRMN im short via puts btw
Matthew Ward
"Older brother, please take me to the rooftop today as well!" Looking up at me on a wheelchair, it is my sister to say so. There is a definite reason for sister's obsession with going to the roof so far. That should be that, my sister was forced to stay hospitalized because of an unexplained disease that had developed when she was unconscious. It is dangerous to stay out of the reach of a doctor, so you can not leave the hospital. For such a sister, the rooftop of the hospital is the only place where you can feel the exterior world soon. However, hospitalized patients are not permitted to enter there arbitrarily. "Okay, will I go then?" "Yeah!" I never thought I pushed my sister's wheelchair. Make sure there is no one in the aisle and leave the hospital room. "Hold on tight?" I pushed the wheelchair with full speed, crossed the aisle and reached the elevator on the south side of the building where almost nobody used it. "I hope to come soon ..." My sister and I pressed the switch and waited for the elevator while being nervous. "Oh, I came" Safely the elevator arrived at the floor where we are. Then get on the elevator and go up to the 11th floor below the rooftop. It is here that the elevator is passing. Arrived on the 11th floor, fortunately there were no witnesses here either. "Well, I will carry you from here, so hold me, see," Firmly catch up "From this floor to the rooftop are connected by stairs and it will be hard for a wheelchair to climb, so I will hold my sister. "Well, has not it become heavy again?" "I can not say that already!" While I was talking about such a thing, I reached the rooftop. Gacha ... I'm on the rooftop As we opened the door, a pleasant spring breeze passed through between Sue. We enter the rooftop, we sit in a chair and look up at the sky. "My brother, thank you very much!" My sister showed a full smile. Huh, the sky seen from here is really beautiful. While looking up at the sky alone, I remembered that sister.
Gotta concur. All the analysts are saying "stability" which basically means "don't sell before we do"
Owen Flores
I worked 11 hours for 12 dollars an hour today. It feels like I'm larping as a wagecuck since friday I made more money than my boss sees in a month. Well, lifting heavy shit all day is a good change-up to my workouts which are usually too cardio.
Angel Fisher
When is it better to sell an option than to let it expire, and how do I know when that situation occurs?
John Wright
I hope IQ falls more so I can buy. Looking at IQ, Facebook and BABA next week. If you won't make anything from exercising it always sell, get something out of an option.
Henry Evans
How profitable is buying SQQQ and TQQQ and selling one once I see the price action in the morning? Like wimpy 3%s?
Juan Wood
BILI is going to have higher growth then IQ. I want BILI to dip more.
Leo Wilson
compound interest is your friend. It's how I turned 80 puny dollars a month into a nice 23k pile, and still growing I might add. I figure in 14 more years it'll be 70k. While that don't seem like much that is only a part of my retirement plan. I got others. This is money that I just don't miss being sucked out each month.
Oliver Foster
Oh wait I might've switched the two. Which one is the one with the streaming contest where top streamers make bank?
Tyler Morales
Acrl remains the best penny stock of the month $ACRL
Brody Cooper
anyone think Visa stock is a good buy or it's completely overbought? if it doesn't beat the upper resistance, can it possibly fall drastically?
BILI is more about streaming then IQ. also HUYA is about streaming but is less diversified then BILI. I would hold BILI because is way bigger then it looks. The main stream media is not delivering all of the news about BILI. you have to dig the company deep to know they have partnerships with Japanese companies and UK companies.
Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime... Hail and salute me Then haul off and boot me... And get me to the church, Get me to the church... For Gawd's sake, get me to the church on time!
It can be done, but a better return is to buy and hold qld, I'm talking decades bro
Noah Bailey
GUSH will erratically leap and nosedive in price like the violent and prolonged eruption of a compulsive masturbator's penis ejaculating uncontrollably so I hope you bought a few shares when it dropped in price by 10% on Friday, otherwise, I suggest you buy some first thing on Monday morning unless, of course, you're a frightened little pussyfart who's afraid of a bit of volatility then go ahead and buy USO and UNG like the effeminate vagina you are.
William Hall
Sure thing.
Ayden Russell
Connect lines and dots. Interpret the patterns however you want. It won't matter if you are right or wrong, because your user and this thread will be archived before the day is up.
Samuel Jenkins
HAL is performing pretty bad recent years.
Evan Howard
It's really true, everything you need to know in life you learn in kindergarten.
Noah Bailey
heres an example of highest form of TA learn it well...
Add pictures of Minions (this one looks like Dave) to your Chart for make it 100% more effective !
TA is useless garbage peddled to idiots to convince them that they can trade so that they end up paying fees
Hudson James
So short GUSH. Got it.
Chase Ramirez
just buy drip, like wtf you doing?
Mason Diaz
Yeah, I figured that out almost immediately. The only thing it’s good for is predicting P&D’s but even then it’s just so much easier and more effective to just learn to naturally intuit them. I blow through amphetamines and trade crypto on the weekends to train myself.
I hate that most charts don’t properly/appropriately indicate dilution, reverse splits, and splits. They all work in reverse from the current number of outstanding shares and show crazy, usually unobtainable highs.
Unless I’m understanding it wrong market cap is probably the best indicator of to how much an oversold stock (because of dilution/reverse split) can gap up, right?
So check my math on this: if a company has 10 million outstanding shares at 20 dollars a share, their market cap is 200 million dollars. They issue 10 million more shares at 10 dollars a share (bringing them to 20 million shares). The the stock price declines to 5 dollars a share. Now their market cap is 100 million dollars. It would be reasonable to predict the price to gap up to 10 after a few good quarters or good PR (assuming that nothing has fundementally charged for their viability as a company). However it would NOT be reasonable to expect the share price to gap up to 15 (market cap 300 million) without something substantially positive enough to warrant a 50% increase in the company’s total worth, correct?
Evan Lee
Looking at AKAO, CYCC, and SRNE for swings this month/week. Got a good hunk of change from my SEEL profits. Expecting a substantial profits upward of 60k from LPTX by May. Gonna swing apple before the indicies become too volatile, may start into materials market. Feeling bearish but acting bullish.
Anyone else gonna change up their porty next week?
GPRO could be worth it if they changed directions. Instead of catering to extreme sports and AV nerd autists they need to go in on high fashion wearables with social media connectivity. They’ll be bought by apple or instagram or some other company chasing the AR glasses/tech glasses market in no time at all.
Charles Thompson
Jesus would invest in jews.
Austin Jenkins
>GPRO makes cameras
>GALT saves people's lives
clearly if Jesus had to choose between GPRO and GALT, he would choose GALT it's not even a question
>makes people to pay money to stay alive Jesus would consider pharma as the ultimate evil, and that’s why I’m so heavily invested in it. Jesus was the anti capitalist.
Jackson Campbell
Maybe high end 10,000+ dollar cameras to production studios, but the midrange camera market just doesn’t exist anymore. Either you use a phone or you’re a pro.