/smg/ - Spam Market General

Shill your heaviest bags in this thread!!!!!! edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

previously masterpiece:

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youtube.com/watch?v=omr5GHuyjTA
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Market going down down down next week.

How many KOF for a girl like this?

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Anyone else buying up HAL? Super cheapie plus dividend and more growth than T if you aren’t buying you’re a fucking retard

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>stock goes down
Easier to accumulate
>Stock goes up
Made money

Bulls literally can't lose.

Should i load up on GALT now that it's back under 5?

How do I NOT get fucked by the moves of the big guys and algos?

Yes

anticipate them

assuming youll hold through a year long recession :)

If I can take the pain of sitting on a mostly cash portfolio now, I can take the pain of buying cheapies in a recession and holding.

VTSAX

buying activated

SPY closes over $281 friday.

guys.... after long year and half....
it might be alt season again @_@

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It's simple, you buy the dip

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KHC WONT STOP DIPPING

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uhhh @_@
this looked alot better before export what the heckiees

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How much KHC do you actually own or have calls for?

I want to see that portfolio you larper.

>I am very worried about young men in this world

>newsbtc.com/2019/03/09/precious-metals-firm-drops-crypto-is-the-bitcoin-digital-gold-narrative-in-trouble/amp/

you were supposed to buy campbells soup instead duh

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YOU WANT TO SEE PAIN????

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and I thought I was the small timer
(lol

rekt that twitter entry

I'll wait for $15 to buy in :3

AINT.....NEVER.... GONNA.... FORGIVE

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The GoPro chart unironically, literally, is bullish as fuck.

it am :<
surprising it no @ 5.30 right now
there should be dip again soon before a super take off

it was actually better just kept 1 for remind me

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Sexiest charts right now are LULU and GRMN
im short via puts btw

"Older brother, please take me to the rooftop today as well!" Looking up at me on a wheelchair, it is my sister to say so. There is a definite reason for sister's obsession with going to the roof so far. That should be that, my sister was forced to stay hospitalized because of an unexplained disease that had developed when she was unconscious. It is dangerous to stay out of the reach of a doctor, so you can not leave the hospital. For such a sister, the rooftop of the hospital is the only place where you can feel the exterior world soon. However, hospitalized patients are not permitted to enter there arbitrarily. "Okay, will I go then?" "Yeah!" I never thought I pushed my sister's wheelchair. Make sure there is no one in the aisle and leave the hospital room. "Hold on tight?" I pushed the wheelchair with full speed, crossed the aisle and reached the elevator on the south side of the building where almost nobody used it. "I hope to come soon ..." My sister and I pressed the switch and waited for the elevator while being nervous. "Oh, I came" Safely the elevator arrived at the floor where we are. Then get on the elevator and go up to the 11th floor below the rooftop. It is here that the elevator is passing. Arrived on the 11th floor, fortunately there were no witnesses here either. "Well, I will carry you from here, so hold me, see," Firmly catch up "From this floor to the rooftop are connected by stairs and it will be hard for a wheelchair to climb, so I will hold my sister. "Well, has not it become heavy again?" "I can not say that already!" While I was talking about such a thing, I reached the rooftop. Gacha ... I'm on the rooftop As we opened the door, a pleasant spring breeze passed through between Sue. We enter the rooftop, we sit in a chair and look up at the sky. "My brother, thank you very much!" My sister showed a full smile. Huh, the sky seen from here is really beautiful. While looking up at the sky alone, I remembered that sister.

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Gotta concur. All the analysts are saying "stability" which basically means "don't sell before we do"

I worked 11 hours for 12 dollars an hour today. It feels like I'm larping as a wagecuck since friday I made more money than my boss sees in a month.
Well, lifting heavy shit all day is a good change-up to my workouts which are usually too cardio.

When is it better to sell an option than to let it expire, and how do I know when that situation occurs?

I hope IQ falls more so I can buy.
Looking at IQ, Facebook and BABA next week.
If you won't make anything from exercising it always sell, get something out of an option.

How profitable is buying SQQQ and TQQQ and selling one once I see the price action in the morning?
Like wimpy 3%s?

BILI is going to have higher growth then IQ. I want BILI to dip more.

compound interest is your friend. It's how I turned 80 puny dollars a month into a nice 23k pile, and still growing I might add. I figure in 14 more years it'll be 70k. While that don't seem like much that is only a part of my retirement plan. I got others. This is money that I just don't miss being sucked out each month.

Oh wait I might've switched the two. Which one is the one with the streaming contest where top streamers make bank?

Acrl remains the best penny stock of the month $ACRL

anyone think Visa stock is a good buy or it's completely overbought?
if it doesn't beat the upper resistance, can it possibly fall drastically?

buy $CVS at this low

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BILI is more about streaming then IQ. also HUYA is about streaming but is less diversified then BILI. I would hold BILI because is way bigger then it looks. The main stream media is not delivering all of the news about BILI. you have to dig the company deep to know they have partnerships with Japanese companies and UK companies.

M O V I E
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Just kidding

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fuckin hell gomfy does your movie not work AGAIN?

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Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime...
Hail and salute me
Then haul off and boot me...
And get me to the church,
Get me to the church...
For Gawd's sake, get me to the church on time!

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I'm leaving forever goodluck bye

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since your saying that its basically confirmed not true -_-;

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Mmkay I can host the movie just give me a couple minutes to find something

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The grand finale,
the magnum opus.

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okay we can watch Encounters at the End of the World (2007). Get in get in

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You could've done the exact same analysis at 4

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I am convince will sell and maybe short.

Where do I start learning TA shit like this?

YOU JUST DID

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posting these meme smelliot waves over and over again doesn't make them valid

This first step on the road to making it is electrifying. I am tingling.

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Look how great this looks. Run should continue to/past the 16th

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It's literally just drawing random lines and shapes between vertices like a kindergartner.

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MACD, volume, and RSI are all you ever need to predict a stock's movement.
And having live bid/ask is basically cheating.

Say my name before it's too LATE

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Rumplestiltskin?

TAKE ME BACK PAPPA POWELL

BRING BACK SIMPLER TIMES
BRING BACK THE CHEAPIES!!!

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BEE

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If the market crashed Trump would def kill himself or nuke California. There's absolutely nothing in his life that validates him besides Wallstreet.

can somebody please explain to me why i would buy short term options when the time decay is multitudes greater than buying long term options?

dont you get the same gains with both considering you can just sell the long term options as soon as they turn a profit?

Because you're a gambling addict.

I'm short PTEN and long HAL

Got justed 3k on Friday. Thanks Amerifats

why u say that

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It can be done, but a better return is to buy and hold qld, I'm talking decades bro

GUSH will erratically leap and nosedive in price like the violent and prolonged eruption of a compulsive masturbator's penis ejaculating uncontrollably so I hope you bought a few shares when it dropped in price by 10% on Friday, otherwise, I suggest you buy some first thing on Monday morning unless, of course, you're a frightened little pussyfart who's afraid of a bit of volatility then go ahead and buy USO and UNG like the effeminate vagina you are.

Sure thing.

Connect lines and dots. Interpret the patterns however you want. It won't matter if you are right or wrong, because your user and this thread will be archived before the day is up.

HAL is performing pretty bad recent years.

It's really true, everything you need to know in life you learn in kindergarten.

heres an example of highest form of TA
learn it well...

Add pictures of Minions (this one looks like Dave) to your Chart for make it 100% more effective !

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It's because oil's cheap.

I WANT CHEAPIES!!!!!

TA is useless garbage peddled to idiots to convince them that they can trade so that they end up paying fees

So short GUSH. Got it.

just buy drip, like wtf you doing?

Yeah, I figured that out almost immediately. The only thing it’s good for is predicting P&D’s but even then it’s just so much easier and more effective to just learn to naturally intuit them.
I blow through amphetamines and trade crypto on the weekends to train myself.

Have you praised Jesus Christ today?

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REFR!!!!

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I hate that most charts don’t properly/appropriately indicate dilution, reverse splits, and splits. They all work in reverse from the current number of outstanding shares and show crazy, usually unobtainable highs.

Unless I’m understanding it wrong market cap is probably the best indicator of to how much an oversold stock (because of dilution/reverse split) can gap up, right?

So check my math on this: if a company has 10 million outstanding shares at 20 dollars a share, their market cap is 200 million dollars. They issue 10 million more shares at 10 dollars a share (bringing them to 20 million shares). The the stock price declines to 5 dollars a share. Now their market cap is 100 million dollars.
It would be reasonable to predict the price to gap up to 10 after a few good quarters or good PR (assuming that nothing has fundementally charged for their viability as a company).
However it would NOT be reasonable to expect the share price to gap up to 15 (market cap 300 million) without something substantially positive enough to warrant a 50% increase in the company’s total worth, correct?

Looking at AKAO, CYCC, and SRNE for swings this month/week. Got a good hunk of change from my SEEL profits. Expecting a substantial profits upward of 60k from LPTX by May. Gonna swing apple before the indicies become too volatile, may start into materials market. Feeling bearish but acting bullish.

Anyone else gonna change up their porty next week?

your just mad Jesus no support GALT
he supports GoPro
youtube.com/watch?v=omr5GHuyjTA

ask yourself WWJ Invest

what the heckies am this image..... what it have do with REFR? >_>

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GPRO could be worth it if they changed directions.
Instead of catering to extreme sports and AV nerd autists they need to go in on high fashion wearables with social media connectivity. They’ll be bought by apple or instagram or some other company chasing the AR glasses/tech glasses market in no time at all.

Jesus would invest in jews.

>GPRO
makes cameras

>GALT
saves people's lives

clearly if Jesus had to choose between GPRO and GALT, he would choose GALT
it's not even a question

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good morning GALT owners hope you all get a chance to go praise the one whom all blessings flow JESUS CHRIST thank you LORD

NO! bad user
GPRO's huge weakness am they have been chasing fads
they already tried social media thing >:(

GPRO needs keep doing eggactly what they do now, buckling down on actually selling their cameras and making yearly improbments on them

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>makes people to pay money to stay alive
Jesus would consider pharma as the ultimate evil, and that’s why I’m so heavily invested in it. Jesus was the anti capitalist.

Maybe high end 10,000+ dollar cameras to production studios, but the midrange camera market just doesn’t exist anymore. Either you use a phone or you’re a pro.