User, you haven't told me your job yet! What is it?

>user, you haven't told me your job yet! What is it?

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I invest and trade in volatile assets

i go in debt and lose money on shitcoins

Was asked this question a shit ton when I was visiting Japan/Korea the most respectable answer I could give girls was saying I'm a financial advisor specialtizing in digital assets

I'm an amateur nigger stomper. I hope to go pro one day.

Based.

Tinder sloots ask me this everyday.

I just say 'Well I'm really a software developer but these days I just chill at home and trade stuff"

Girls don't give a shit what you do so long as its not something embarrassing like being a wagecuck.

Even then if you're chad you can probably get away with working in McDonalds.

i'm gonna have to steal this one

This is a really good response user

Did you get laid/increased interest because of it

I sell propane and propane accessories