User, you haven't told me your job yet! What is it?

>user, you haven't told me your job yet! What is it?

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I invest and trade in volatile assets

i go in debt and lose money on shitcoins

Was asked this question a shit ton when I was visiting Japan/Korea the most respectable answer I could give girls was saying I'm a financial advisor specialtizing in digital assets

I'm an amateur nigger stomper. I hope to go pro one day.

Based.

Tinder sloots ask me this everyday.

I just say 'Well I'm really a software developer but these days I just chill at home and trade stuff"

Girls don't give a shit what you do so long as its not something embarrassing like being a wagecuck.

Even then if you're chad you can probably get away with working in McDonalds.

i'm gonna have to steal this one

This is a really good response user

Did you get laid/increased interest because of it

I sell propane and propane accessories

I figured out how to profit from fuck prostitute.

i work in wealth management
>wow!! who's wealth do you manage? haha
my own

Pump and dumper on an anonymous mongolian frog breeding forum?

hmm I think a lot of OP posters would like for you to share your knowledge

Jobs are for sheep stacy

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>software dev, semi retired.
>you mean you were fired? ;p
>haha nah I was with a startup that had a good exit
They won't ask any more questions. Meanwhile I'm a fucking unemployed neet with one nice shirt.

>software dev, semi retired
>previous startup that had a good exit
>unemployed neet with one nice shirt

WHO'S THAT POKEMON?!

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checked

is it a wild sergey?

checked and keked

I trade digital currencies through the Seychelles, darling

I have an LLC so I tell women I own my own company.

I deliver pizza

Big 4 CPA, corporate tax.

>who needs a job when you're getting $1,000 a month?

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independent investor

forget work, your look is mesmerizing

Clown

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job? Please! I'm beyond having a job. Did you know that 2 in 10 employed people harbour suicidal thoughts? The more you know, eh?

my job is going to be destroying your latina pussy for the next hour then calling you an uber.

i'm an archaeologist

shitpostingfaggatron9000 doesn't get them wet aye?

Human

kek

this

>Basic white girl
>Latina

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I love how you niggers pretend like you would ever even get the chance to breath the same air as someone like her

I make scented handkerchiefs! Here, smell this one, I swear its not chloroform!

How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a 10/10 beautiful gf like her?

found the beaner

I had plenty when I was younger. I even banged a 20 year old when I was 44 and she was fine as shit. I'm 48 now and, while I still flirt with 18-22 year olds, it's mostly just for entertainment. My niece has an 18 year old friend that flirts with me but my family would be appalled if I tried anything.

I'm a white male in Texas

I see the difference every day

That girl is a latina. If you can't see that then you are fucking retarded.

Now, how in the fuck does your personal blog excerpt help the man? What the fuck?

I sell propane and propane accessories

She's french

my wagekek job pays me $9200 a month

>Asset manager.

you should have a business card too.

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I’m a risk manager. I value assets and determine if they are worth buying or selling for individuals so that a nice profit can be made either way.

I just quit my job and will be tongue punching your fart box full time from here on out

I live right on the edge of the suburbs and country in Minnesota. I work remotely from home as a software engineer that makes $140k/year

You guys should say that you are NEETs*.
*Network Electrical Engineering Technicians.

(While I finish my studies this year and have 90% chance of having a job in IT with all these head hunters already chasing me before graduation)

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Play Fortnite while I hope that someday my Chinese shitcoins pump and bring me out of misery lmao

Noice.

I merch items on the oldschool runescape grand exchange, some would call me a badass

I bet her farts smell like standing near a carnival funnel cake stand.

okay and?

>Guess what, baby...

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If you’re at least an 8/10 which you probably aren’t remember the old attiage, treat them like dirt and they’ll stick to you like mud. Take them off the pedestal you hold them to in your mind and see them as nothing more than vaginal entertainment. 0.02% of women are worth marrying. And only after having sex with 100+ will you realize the women you’re looking for. Good luck.

I just tell them the truth:
>I'm retired
>at 27

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I use my philosophy degree to scam incels out of their bitcoin.

And designer (using ms paint to draw rare pepe)

You boomers are so fucking stupid, lmao

Remember to take your pills today old man