Describe crypto currency to me in simple terms, as if I were your grandma.
Pro tip: you can’t because you’re all dumb frauds
Describe crypto currency to me in simple terms, as if I were your grandma
Jonathan Turner
Other urls found in this thread:
en.wikipedia.org
twitter.com
Isaac Hill
Ok, let me just start with my necromancer chant to revive her from the dead.
FAGGOT :(
Jayden Edwards
brappers be like: peeeop ppoooopfhh
Ryder Ortiz
it’s like a big record that cant be changed by anyone.
Levi Butler
computer stamps
Gabriel Robinson
Hey grams, member how you put your life savings in cash under your mattress because you don’t trust the banks? It’s like that but more secure.
Justin Baker
My point exactly
Enjoy your internet funny money. I’ll be retiring at 35 after investing in a variety of diversified funds and saving my shekels like a smart boy.
Caleb Jackson
Lincoln Anderson
> Describe the internet in simple terms
You can't do it without sounding like a retard.
Bitcoin is a distributed ledger system that can't be fucked with by anyone.
Asher Price
It’s like running a generator to solve sudokus that you can use to buy heroin
Jordan Roberts
you hodl a key, to that key you have value assigned, why the key you can move the value
Robert Garcia
Describe FIAT currency to me in simple terms, as if I were your grandma.
Pro tip: you can’t because you are a dumb fraud
Lucas Anderson
99% of population, biz included, doesnt understand how an engine or electrical devices work, imagine the internet or payment processors or transistors they use daily. Crypto can be mainstream and still be understood by a minority.
Joseph Cruz
i feel like the op is like a Roschach test and we’re all just replying to our own insecurities here. Like one guy tries to explain in simplified terms decentralised distributed ledger tech while another user is saying that a limited understanding wont impede adoption, while still another guy is actually trying to simplify how one can assign value to or mint the coins. I think actually most replies were pretty effective and yet the op wasnt having any of it, so i call PSYOP GLOW NIGGER GAMES.
Mason Ward
>implying I didn't retire after 2017
kek, you better get a good night's sleep and wake up nice early, dont want to miss the unpaid pre shift meeting.
Samuel Sanders
It's money in the form of data that's hard to steal or counterfeit because of the way that it's programmed.
Levi Young
This
Landon Kelly
Mathematical internet coins
Monopoly money
Jayden Rodriguez
It's a list of transactions that isn't stored in any one place so you don't have to trust anyone like a bank to register the transaction for you. The technology is being tested using currency but when fully developed it can replace most bureaucracy and middle men.
William Morales
Pyramid Scheme
Christian Wright
Only description worth anything thus far. Grammy nods her head and says “hmm”
Jaxson Richardson
>your cousin Elton works at the bank though, and he’s such a nice boy
Isaiah Jones
It's natively digital cash, grandma.
So when you send your grand kids birthday money, you don't have to share your banking information with strangers.
Noah Butler
funnymoney
Samuel Cruz
Checked, based, and hi-IQ-pilled