So I got this new job, finally at this software/tech company. Since all of these companies are completely cucked, 75% of the managers there are women. My manager is one of those females. They are incompetent but are protected by diversity laws. I work in sales, and she directs our regional team.
She has been extremely flirty with me at work. She knows I'm single. I noticed her checking out my package multiple times. Last weekend on Friday she invited me out to drinks after I hit my monthly quota, and she got really touchy and feely with me, its fucking nuts. When walking out of the bar this crazy bitch grabbed my ass!
I don't know what to do, I've been there for 3-4 months now. I dont want to jeopardize this job at all. How do I deal with her?
You turn her down and you are fucked. She will do anything to treat you like shit so you know you're her bitch, then she fires you. You fuck her and you are still fucked when it all blows up in your face and she fires you.
TLDR: You're fucked, so fuck her and then quit like a boss
Nicholas Kelly
Document every flirtation(harrasment). Then when you got enough, fuck her, but do it so there is no evidence of it. Then if you want to fuck her again, do it, but again make sure there is no evidence of the fuckery. Then BAM! A lawsuit of harrasment. Get your millions and then contact her, maybe you can fuck her again ;)
Justin Evans
If you fuck her you will eventually lose your job one way or another.
If you want to keep your job I suggest you slowly start to ghost her and start telling her about your girlfriend (make one up faggot)
Benjamin White
Just tell her you're gay. This is the only way you get to keep your job.
Aiden Bennett
Flirt with her, keep the sexual tension super high all the time, seem like you're constantly on the cusp of fucking but don't actually do it until you want to quit.
Evan Jackson
Damn nigga i should hire you for my machiavelic list
Daniel Bennett
Does she have any good qualities that make her worth pursuing?
If not, probably just do what the other guy said and make up a girl friend.
Aiden Butler
You should fuck her and climb the ladder, user. When you're in the position right beneath her ask her to help you get a senior level position elsewhere at the company. Then after you get that, you get rid of her. Don't be stupid, this is a golden opportunity.
Jace Smith
If she looks anything like the girl in this picture you will fuck her brains out on the conference table unless you're a fucking faggot
Liam Bailey
>keep the sexual tension super high all the time This. You want to revel in the fact that she's squirming in wet panties all day
Leo Bennett
Then you go to jail for harassment charges. Congrats
Samuel Morales
MAKE SURE you record the aggressive flirting behavior ass grabbing/etc in case she gets cunty and fires you
Cooper Reyes
Not sure I read the part where you gave any explanation of why you wouldn't just fuck her after she grabbed your ass. Do you fear her? Are you autistic? Are you gay? Are you a millennial lib? Is she ugly? 'Cause something's wrong with one of you. So far, doesn't really sound like it's her.
Jacob Sullivan
Have sex with her over a period of time. Document everything IE audio record her. Then take her and the company to court for exploiting and blackmailing you into sex in order to keep your job.
Easton Rivera
>climb the ladder by fucking a woman who hit the wall Are you Mexican by chance
Bentley Perez
Post package
Jacob Brooks
Fuck yeah, congrats, you're in dude. Just gotta play the game now. Flirt back at her but never, i repeat never fuck her until you know you have the upper hand(i.e. another job lined up, etc.) In a couple weeks you have to mention you're dating someone, even if you're not. I'm sure you can figure out the rest. Enjoy
Jayden Nelson
pathetic larp
Adam Baker
Jealous incel
Cooper Gray
do it. speaking as someone who has been there, its not worth the regret. fuck that pussy.
Elijah Foster
if she's not fat or tatted then fuck her you autist who the fuck cares about loosing a job don't be a cuck like
>gregarious millenial works in sales >implying she doesn't already assume he's faggo
op you're worse than friendzoned. if you ever make a move you'll be fired if you ever miss a quota she'll mock you hard because you're "friends" now Have fun with that cockless cuckzoned lol kys
Yep, this is pretty much it. This doesn’t end well no matter how you play your hand. Might as well go big and hopefully get an amusing story out of it.
Noah Young
this this this. bitches who want to get spermed do favors for you you cant imagine. after you milked her fuck her for a few dates and run
again you have to ride out the favors she will grant you. if you fuck her now she might even start drama with you. its a all or nothing situation
Michael Richardson
I agree milk her for favors while she is still interested in fucking and at the same time line up another job, next fuck her brains out and then quit.
Aiden Harris
based
hopefully it turns out to be a sex thing and not a love affair or else that's an entirely different story
Benjamin Russell
First off you are over thinking this. Wait and see if this behavior continues. Whatever you do though, do not feed into it more. There are ways to give her the hint you are not interested. Just don't keep feeding her the idea you are.
Mason Adams
answer the hotness Q
Blake Anderson
No, come back and answer this you fuck
Christopher Wood
If you want a promotion u gotta suck her dick
Jaxson Rivera
>women literally begging to be fucked >no responses
No wonder immigrants are shagging everything they can see. Imagine living your whole life around walking tents and never interacting with a woman in private, you land in the west and you can fuck above 5/10s with absolute freedom.
women dont actally want sex they want attention and adorement swc is a means to an end
Matthew Jackson
>fuck her and then quit like a boss Bad idea, especially given her position. If she's even slightly unhinged, at best she'll just mark you and you'll have a hard time finding a new job. At worst, well, you can figure it out yourself. Do you have a way to talk to the upper managers? Complain about it or try moving to a different branch out of her jurisdiction
Andrew Morgan
This Those idiot cucks are afraid to fuck a woman because it may cost them a job (slavery) lmaoing at your lives
Jaxson Gray
This
William Cox
Don’t do it it’s a trap
Wyatt King
Based and rapepilled..
Christopher Brown
Are you fucking gay or some shit? just fuck her you absolute bluepilled faggot
Levi Perez
Honest idea. Why don't you buy a spy cam, like the one you can put on a button or a bag or whatever, the one that undercover journalist use...
It's has to be cheap and easy to adquire in this times, you film her, make sure that if she touches you, you ask her and get confirmation on tape, and voila... you go to upper managment and file a complaint.
Ethan Lewis
Listen up boy. You may hate equality and diversity, but in your case it's a godsend. The same laws on statutory rape and abusing a position of power apply to female and male managers.
Let her use you for sex - after you make sure to have some evidence that you have misgivings about it - i.e talk to HR or someone with clout in the company, that you fear your job security if you don't give in to her demands. Or goad her into writing you explicit texts and answer them as though you aren't into them.
When the time comes, choose to either blackmail her, inform her superiors/proper channel/s ue her.
If you follow my tactic, you'll end up with either a large sum of settlement money or a promotion, aswell as getting laid with a woman that's supposed to have more power than you. It's a great feeling.
Ethan Bell
>sacrificing a comfy job for a woman
You're the only cuck here
Cameron Howard
this
Anthony Morris
Win her favor by dicking her, you'll get special treatment untill a new toy shows up. Go For Gold.
Quid quo pro. Take her ass to court for rape charges.
Sebastian Campbell
This user, best of both scenarios. Conquer her body, then blackmail/legally own her. Be the "victim".
Jose Ramirez
>jail
William Hughes
This happened
Jacob Rodriguez
If my dick is big enough will my manager keep me around for a long whilevbefore getting bored and firing me?
Jackson Torres
being a proud wageslave whos to afraid to get his dick wet cus maybe just maybe he might lose his job even though he probably wont is more pathetic than being a crackhead living in the street.
Sebastian Johnson
Damn it's so easy to go to jail based on a single harassment charge.kek
Might as well fuck her to get it over with to mentally prepare yourself for the firing process
Do or die user. If you don't man up and reverse sexually harass her, you're going to get cucked anyways.
Jose Long
Wasted triple dubs. You're naive if you think that fucking a co-worker, someone in management no less, won't fuck you over later. People in power like to abuse it, and women especially will abuse it with the current social climate practically encouraging it. He won't be fired right away, but being fired is the second best thing that can happen in this situation, other than nothing happening at all.
Daniel Mitchell
Report her to HR and take her place
Carter Thomas
You are a cucked child who lives in constant fear of what ifs, seriously grow the fuck up faggot ive fucked bosses and coworkers before and nothings happened except both parties had an enjoyable experience and then moved on with their lives.
Nathan Cruz
Keep the flirt going but don't fuck her nor engage in anything dating related. She will just get bored from you after some time and think you're gay or a pussy. Fuck her only if you plan to leave for a better job soon.
Jaxson Bailey
Nut inside her bareback Report her to HR
Carter Harris
He is the one being harassed, moron
Owen Gray
HR is there to protect upper management. That manager would be condidered upper management. You better have evidence of the sexual harassment recorded.
Mason Foster
Seriously man, in the same way she is protected by diversity laws she would get the benefit of the doubt if she wanted to stir shit up. Steer very clear of her if you can. That is if you like this job and want to stay there. If this place is a temporary stop for you, go get your dick wet. But she sounds crazy as fuck.
